OK, time to have everyone put their money where their mouth is.
Whenever you go into ANY restaurant or business, you MUST ask the owner of that business, and the manager on duty, and anyone who serves you, what their stand is on every topic on which you have a preference.
Whether they disagree with you or not, you must post those views on some social media outlet...and then scorn, or support them.
Topics can include:
Anal sex
Old people
Assisted Suicide
Abortion
Infidelity
Religion
The Middle East
Beans in Chili
The 1% moochers
The 49% moochers
The rest of us
People who go into the express checkout line with more items than the posted limit
Driving in the left hand lane
Racism
Lawyers
Lip synched live performances
Obama phones
Tolerance...or not
Young girls having bigger breasts these days
Quotas
Developers
Politicians
...and anything else that is important to you.
If you are not asking these things, and more, you are failing to do your duty as a 'Merican, both as a Liberal who is trying to cleanse the Earth of things they don't like, and as a Conservative who doesn't want their children to see other points of view.
We must root out and shun those who do not think as we do. Close their businesses. Let's attack, or cuddle, in a kind and non-violent way, those old fashioned country bumpkins, uppity knewgrows, imported sand clowns, and illegal dirty people from down south.
Let's be affronted by others...and let everyone know about it. It is so liberating and cleansing for the soul, and when everyone who doesn't think like us is forced to live, or die on their own, in hole in the ground, there will finally be peace on Earth.
Onward, Chris and soldiers. Let's be the start of something big!