Things I've Learned...
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Re: Things I've Learned...
Iowa is awesome.
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...ugly is to the bone.Cap'n Cat wrote:Conks are as they appear.
You matter. Unless you multiply yourself by c squared. Then you energy.
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Baldynomics: Grossing $300/week at McDonald's actually nets about $435....
You matter. Unless you multiply yourself by c squared. Then you energy.
"I really love America. I just don't know how to get there anymore."John Prine
"I really love America. I just don't know how to get there anymore."John Prine
Re: Things I've Learned...
houndawg wrote:Baldynomics: Grossing $300/week at McDonald's actually nets about $435....
Not going to pick on someone suffering from some form of dementia, but holy shit, you need help.
http://www.alz.org
They're there for you.
Hell, D would probably pay you if he could change your diapers.
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We all had a great laugh over you trying to explain how that was a weekly pay check...Baldy wrote:houndawg wrote:Baldynomics: Grossing $300/week at McDonald's actually nets about $435....![]()
Not going to pick on someone suffering from some form of dementia, but holy ****, you need help.![]()
http://www.alz.org
They're there for you.
Hell, D would probably pay you if he could change your diapers.
You matter. Unless you multiply yourself by c squared. Then you energy.
"I really love America. I just don't know how to get there anymore."John Prine
"I really love America. I just don't know how to get there anymore."John Prine
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Really? I would love to see that for myself.houndawg wrote:We all had a great laugh over you trying to explain how that was a weekly pay check...Baldy wrote:
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Not going to pick on someone suffering from some form of dementia, but holy ****, you need help.![]()
http://www.alz.org
They're there for you.
Hell, D would probably pay you if he could change your diapers.
Link???
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BDKJMU wrote:$7.50 an hr x 40 hours for 1 week = $300.houndawg wrote:
She gets paid every two weeks.
$7.50 an hr x 40 hours for 2 week = $600.
Do they do some type of special math in Illinois?
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Re: Things I've Learned...
We learned that:
Class Warfare is just our imagination
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Class Warfare is just our imagination
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Um, unless you're seeing what is taken out in taxes, etc... if she makes $600 bi weekly, then after taxes it could be around $450. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.Pwns wrote:http://www.championshipsubdivision.com/ ... e&start=50
BDKJMU wrote:
$7.50 an hr x 40 hours for 1 week = $300.
$7.50 an hr x 40 hours for 2 week = $600.
Do they do some type of special math in Illinois?
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Re: Things I've Learned...
$7.50 an hr x 40 hours for 1 week = $300.houndawg wrote:
She gets paid every two weeks.
$7.50 an hr x 40 hours for 2 week = $600.
Do they do some type of special math in Illinois?[/quote][/quote]
Do you even have a job to understand you get shit taken out of a paycheck before you get it?
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Iowa IS awesome.HI54UNI wrote:Iowa is awesome.
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Speaking of butt plugs...Cap'n Cat wrote:Iowa IS awesome.HI54UNI wrote:Iowa is awesome.
These signatures have a 500 character limit?
What if I have more personalities than that?
What if I have more personalities than that?
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[/quote]andy7171 wrote:$7.50 an hr x 40 hours for 1 week = $300.houndawg wrote:
She gets paid every two weeks.
$7.50 an hr x 40 hours for 2 week = $600.
Do they do some type of special math in Illinois?
Do you even have a job to understand you get shit taken out of a paycheck before you get it?
See the post above you.
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I left mine in your mom. Tell her she can keep it.Cluck U wrote:Speaking of butt plugs...Cap'n Cat wrote:
Iowa IS awesome.
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Nah, she gave it to D1B after it was his turn...he said it smelled like you and he wanted to relive some of his favorite childhood memories.Cap'n Cat wrote:I left mine in your mom. Tell her she can keep it.Cluck U wrote:
Speaking of butt plugs...
These signatures have a 500 character limit?
What if I have more personalities than that?
What if I have more personalities than that?
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He, in turn, gave it to your retarded sister who adored it, thinking back to the times your dad banged the fuck outta her while the rest of you were at school. That other "sister" of yours? It's your niece, too.Cluck U wrote:Nah, she gave it to D1B after it was his turn...he said it smelled like you and he wanted to relive some of his favorite childhood memories.Cap'n Cat wrote:
I left mine in your mom. Tell her she can keep it.
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Welcome back, Cappy!Cap'n Cat wrote:He, in turn, gave it to your retarded sister who adored it, thinking back to the times your dad banged the fuck outta her while the rest of you were at school. That other "sister" of yours? It's your niece, too.Cluck U wrote:
Nah, she gave it to D1B after it was his turn...he said it smelled like you and he wanted to relive some of his favorite childhood memories.
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