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Iowa is awesome.
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Cap'n Cat wrote:Conks are as they appear.
...ugly is to the bone.
You matter. Unless you multiply yourself by c squared. Then you energy.


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Baldynomics: Grossing $300/week at McDonald's actually nets about $435....
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houndawg wrote:Baldynomics: Grossing $300/week at McDonald's actually nets about $435....
:?

Not going to pick on someone suffering from some form of dementia, but holy shit, you need help. :ohno:

http://www.alz.org

They're there for you.

Hell, D would probably pay you if he could change your diapers.
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Baldy wrote:
houndawg wrote:Baldynomics: Grossing $300/week at McDonald's actually nets about $435....
:?

Not going to pick on someone suffering from some form of dementia, but holy ****, you need help. :ohno:

http://www.alz.org

They're there for you.

Hell, D would probably pay you if he could change your diapers.
We all had a great laugh over you trying to explain how that was a weekly pay check... :notworthy:
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houndawg wrote:
Baldy wrote:
:?

Not going to pick on someone suffering from some form of dementia, but holy ****, you need help. :ohno:

http://www.alz.org

They're there for you.

Hell, D would probably pay you if he could change your diapers.
We all had a great laugh over you trying to explain how that was a weekly pay check... :notworthy:
Really? I would love to see that for myself. :suspicious:

Link???
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BDKJMU wrote:
houndawg wrote:

She gets paid every two weeks. :coffee:
$7.50 an hr x 40 hours for 1 week = $300.
$7.50 an hr x 40 hours for 2 week = $600.

Do they do some type of special math in Illinois?
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We learned that:

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Pwns wrote:http://www.championshipsubdivision.com/ ... e&start=50
BDKJMU wrote:
$7.50 an hr x 40 hours for 1 week = $300.
$7.50 an hr x 40 hours for 2 week = $600.

Do they do some type of special math in Illinois?
Um, unless you're seeing what is taken out in taxes, etc... if she makes $600 bi weekly, then after taxes it could be around $450. I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.
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houndawg wrote:

She gets paid every two weeks. :coffee:
$7.50 an hr x 40 hours for 1 week = $300.
$7.50 an hr x 40 hours for 2 week = $600.

Do they do some type of special math in Illinois?[/quote][/quote]
Do you even have a job to understand you get shit taken out of a paycheck before you get it? :?
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HI54UNI wrote:Iowa is awesome.
Iowa IS awesome.
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Cap'n Cat wrote:
HI54UNI wrote:Iowa is awesome.
Iowa IS awesome.
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andy7171 wrote:
houndawg wrote:

She gets paid every two weeks. :coffee:
$7.50 an hr x 40 hours for 1 week = $300.
$7.50 an hr x 40 hours for 2 week = $600.

Do they do some type of special math in Illinois?
[/quote]
Do you even have a job to understand you get shit taken out of a paycheck before you get it? :?[/quote]
See the post above you. :mrgreen:
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Cluck U wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote:
Iowa IS awesome.
Speaking of butt plugs...
I left mine in your mom. Tell her she can keep it.
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Cap'n Cat wrote:
Cluck U wrote:
Speaking of butt plugs...
I left mine in your mom. Tell her she can keep it.
Nah, she gave it to D1B after it was his turn...he said it smelled like you and he wanted to relive some of his favorite childhood memories.
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Cluck U wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote:
I left mine in your mom. Tell her she can keep it.
Nah, she gave it to D1B after it was his turn...he said it smelled like you and he wanted to relive some of his favorite childhood memories.
He, in turn, gave it to your retarded sister who adored it, thinking back to the times your dad banged the fuck outta her while the rest of you were at school. That other "sister" of yours? It's your niece, too.
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Cap'n Cat wrote:
Cluck U wrote:
Nah, she gave it to D1B after it was his turn...he said it smelled like you and he wanted to relive some of his favorite childhood memories.
He, in turn, gave it to your retarded sister who adored it, thinking back to the times your dad banged the fuck outta her while the rest of you were at school. That other "sister" of yours? It's your niece, too.
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