Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
So my latest project is staging riots after the grand jury decision is announced regarding the Brown shooting.
We've got tons and tons of local darkies but we need crackers!
Wanted:
-Older white males to pose as lost truck drivers (CDL required)
-White soccer mom types - blonde and attractive a plus
-Elderly whites - (strong bones a must!)
-White children (can be Asian if light complexion and rounder eyes)
No allergies to make-up or theater blood. Must be able to lay still for up to 30 seconds without breathing for pan shots. Appropriate head gear provided for brick-throwing scenes.
Apply at: owlworship33@expandos.net
We've got tons and tons of local darkies but we need crackers!
Wanted:
-Older white males to pose as lost truck drivers (CDL required)
-White soccer mom types - blonde and attractive a plus
-Elderly whites - (strong bones a must!)
-White children (can be Asian if light complexion and rounder eyes)
No allergies to make-up or theater blood. Must be able to lay still for up to 30 seconds without breathing for pan shots. Appropriate head gear provided for brick-throwing scenes.
Apply at: owlworship33@expandos.net
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Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
The only things needed in Ferguson are drones and cluster bombs.
The drones and bombs should be painted black in order to return to the every day accepted routine of black on black violence.
The drones and bombs should be painted black in order to return to the every day accepted routine of black on black violence.
These signatures have a 500 character limit?
What if I have more personalities than that?
What if I have more personalities than that?
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Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
I'm gonna pass. Too cold. 
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Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
93 said there's a need for wopanese children.CAA Flagship wrote:I'm gonna pass. Too cold.
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Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
He didn't mention the pay.kalm wrote:93 said there's a need for wopanese children.CAA Flagship wrote:I'm gonna pass. Too cold.
Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
You have your own issues to take care of Flaggy. A-B headquarters on target list for protestors.CAA Flagship wrote:He didn't mention the pay.kalm wrote:
93 said there's a need for wopanese children.
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Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
My wife mentioned that this morning.93henfan wrote:You have your own issues to take care of Flaggy. A-B headquarters on target list for protestors.CAA Flagship wrote: He didn't mention the pay.![]()
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/11 ... c-airport/
Water cannons are being mounted on the beer wagons and the clydesdales are being equipped with body armor.
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Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
The Clydesdales are kept at Grant's Farm.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
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Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Most are. There are stables at the brewery too for viewing during the brewery tour.CitadelGrad wrote:The Clydesdales are kept at Grant's Farm.
Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
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Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Keep up or check bobby's notes. Why do you think he moved to that shithole in the first place?Ibanez wrote:Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
I thought that was the reason but didn't recall. And it's bob, damnit.Grizalltheway wrote:Keep up or check bobby's notes. Why do you think he moved to that shithole in the first place?Ibanez wrote:Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
Speaking of Bob, I haven't seen him since August. I should give him a shout soon...
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Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
She's in charge of the rice purchasing department.Ibanez wrote:Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
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Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
ROR93henfan wrote:She's in charge of the rice purchasing department.Ibanez wrote:Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
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Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
93henfan wrote:She's in charge of the rice purchasing department.Ibanez wrote:Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
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Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
93henfan wrote:She's in charge of the rice purchasing department.Ibanez wrote:Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
Oh - you make funny! ROFR!!
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Now you're being ridicurous. Risten herre, CAAFraggy is a roser for reaving Virginia for St. Rouis!!!!!!dbackjon wrote:93henfan wrote:
She's in charge of the rice purchasing department.
Oh - you make funny! ROFR!!
ROSER!
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