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Actors Needed: Ferguson MO

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So my latest project is staging riots after the grand jury decision is announced regarding the Brown shooting.

We've got tons and tons of local darkies but we need crackers!

Wanted:

-Older white males to pose as lost truck drivers (CDL required)
-White soccer mom types - blonde and attractive a plus
-Elderly whites - (strong bones a must!)
-White children (can be Asian if light complexion and rounder eyes)

No allergies to make-up or theater blood. Must be able to lay still for up to 30 seconds without breathing for pan shots. Appropriate head gear provided for brick-throwing scenes.

Apply at: owlworship33@expandos.net
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The only things needed in Ferguson are drones and cluster bombs.

The drones and bombs should be painted black in order to return to the every day accepted routine of black on black violence. :thumb:
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I'm gonna pass. Too cold. :tothehand:
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CAA Flagship wrote:I'm gonna pass. Too cold. :tothehand:
93 said there's a need for wopanese children.
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kalm wrote:
CAA Flagship wrote:I'm gonna pass. Too cold. :tothehand:
93 said there's a need for wopanese children.
He didn't mention the pay. :suspicious:
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CAA Flagship wrote:
kalm wrote:
93 said there's a need for wopanese children.
He didn't mention the pay. :suspicious:
You have your own issues to take care of Flaggy. A-B headquarters on target list for protestors. :ohno:

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93henfan wrote:
CAA Flagship wrote: He didn't mention the pay. :suspicious:
You have your own issues to take care of Flaggy. A-B headquarters on target list for protestors. :ohno:

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/11 ... c-airport/
My wife mentioned that this morning.
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The Clydesdales are kept at Grant's Farm.
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

- Thomas Jefferson, in letter to William S. Smith, 1787

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CitadelGrad wrote:The Clydesdales are kept at Grant's Farm.
Most are. There are stables at the brewery too for viewing during the brewery tour.
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Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
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Ibanez wrote:Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
Keep up or check bobby's notes. Why do you think he moved to that shithole in the first place? :lol:
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Grizalltheway wrote:
Ibanez wrote:Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
Keep up or check bobby's notes. Why do you think he moved to that shithole in the first place? :lol:
I thought that was the reason but didn't recall. And it's bob, damnit.

Speaking of Bob, I haven't seen him since August. I should give him a shout soon...
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Ibanez wrote:Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
She's in charge of the rice purchasing department.
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93henfan wrote:
Ibanez wrote:Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
She's in charge of the rice purchasing department.
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93henfan wrote:
Ibanez wrote:Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
She's in charge of the rice purchasing department.
:rofl: :rofl: :clap: :clap:
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93henfan wrote:
Ibanez wrote:Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
She's in charge of the rice purchasing department.


Oh - you make funny! ROFR!!
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dbackjon wrote:
93henfan wrote:
She's in charge of the rice purchasing department.


Oh - you make funny! ROFR!!
Now you're being ridicurous. Risten herre, CAAFraggy is a roser for reaving Virginia for St. Rouis!!!!!!

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