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God hates the NBA

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In something that is news to us, apparently God hates the NBA. This seems pretty far-fetched, because in spite of a recent spate of injuries, some sort of Almighty Power has bestowed us with a fantastically entertaining postseason thus far, and a wonderfully sunny spring day for me to sit under while I write about the NBA all day.


According to a press release from the Westboro Baptist Church, though, God does hate the NBA.




And here I thought it was just me that hated the NBA.
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grizzaholic wrote:http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball- ... 04717.html

In something that is news to us, apparently God hates the NBA. This seems pretty far-fetched, because in spite of a recent spate of injuries, some sort of Almighty Power has bestowed us with a fantastically entertaining postseason thus far, and a wonderfully sunny spring day for me to sit under while I write about the NBA all day.


According to a press release from the Westboro Baptist Church, though, God does hate the NBA.



And here I thought it was just me that hated the NBA.
Fat Albert in your gif hates the NBA, too. :nod:
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grizzaholic wrote:



And here I thought it was just me that hated the NBA.
It's not just you.
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HI54UNI wrote:
grizzaholic wrote:



And here I thought it was just me that hated the NBA.
It's not just you.
Don't tell me TJ hates the NBA as well :shock:
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If God doesn't hate the NBA, he should. And not because a NBA player declared that he is a homosexual. It's because it is awful to watch. I know that it's got a lot of fans. I know that it's big bucks.

The mystery to me is: Why? Why does anybody like to watch that crap?

But then I think the same thing about people watching golf on TV. In fact that's even worse. Wouldn't it be more exiting to go out and watch your trees bud out?
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JohnStOnge wrote:If God doesn't hate the NBA, he should. And not because a NBA player declared that he is a homosexual. It's because it is awful to watch. I know that it's got a lot of fans. I know that it's big bucks.

The mystery to me is: Why? Why does anybody like to watch that crap?

But then I think the same thing about people watching golf on TV. In fact that's even worse. Wouldn't it be more exiting to go out and watch your trees bud out?
Why do people watch fishing or hunting shows on TV? It's an over-matched opponent every time. It's like people comparing the size of their dick. Hey, my fish was bigger than yours, my buck was bigger than yours type stuff. At least watching the NBA, you are watching a sport.
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It's true, I do hate the NBA too many negroes, foreigners and homos it's starting to look alot like my church.
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GOD wrote:It's true, I do hate the NBA too many negroes, foreigners and homos it's starting to look alot like my church.
GOD sounds an awful lot like CitadelGrad. :thefan:
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Why do people watch fishing or hunting shows on TV?
Because sometimes they see things they didn't know about already that THEY can use when they fish and/or hunt. Not often, mind you. But sometimes.

I don't watch them much. And I think that most of the time they're just trying to sell lures, rods, reels, and other things. But I think that's the idea.
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