Read Your Toothpaste's Poison Warning Alert re: Fluoride

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Re: Read Your Toothpaste's Poison Warning Alert re: Fluoride

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You need medication. Heavy doses of medication. That, or a stout rope with a good knot. :ohno:



I'd go with the rope if I were you. :coffee:
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Re: Read Your Toothpaste's Poison Warning Alert re: Fluoride

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death dealer wrote:You need medication. Heavy doses of medication. That, or a stout rope with a good knot. :ohno:



I'd go with the rope if I were you. :coffee:
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Fluoride is so sixties. :coffee:
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I've also been told that saliva causes cancer, but only when swallowed in small amounts. :coffee:
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Re: Read Your Toothpaste's Poison Warning Alert re: Fluoride

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I was trying to shake the cob webs out of my head last Sunday brushing my teeth. I looked down and decided to read the toothpaste tube. Yep the warning is on there. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Then I looked closer, the tube was see thru and there was all this little confetti pieces floating around. The tube said "Whitening stripes" They weren't stripes though, they were little glitters. What kind of bullshit is that. False advertising! Why is the government allowing the false advertising AND warning us about the floride!?! Its gotta have something to do with that outdoor bonfire place that worships that big owl.
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Re: Read Your Toothpaste's Poison Warning Alert re: Fluoride

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expandspanos wrote:Governments LOVE fluoride- it makes people stupid, calm, and relaxed..
So what makes you stupid, excitable and paranoid?
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Also, don't take any antibiotics ever. You have any idea what they do to your kidneys?
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