
Read Your Toothpaste's Poison Warning Alert re: Fluoride
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Re: Read Your Toothpaste's Poison Warning Alert re: Fluoride
Dear lord... please allow this dangerous combination of hair spary, bat slobber, and D.O.T. four automatic transmission fluid to excite my mind, occupy my spirits, and enrage my body, provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me. All my Best, Earlie Cuyler.
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Re: Read Your Toothpaste's Poison Warning Alert re: Fluoride
You need medication. Heavy doses of medication. That, or a stout rope with a good knot.
I'd go with the rope if I were you.
I'd go with the rope if I were you.
Dear lord... please allow this dangerous combination of hair spary, bat slobber, and D.O.T. four automatic transmission fluid to excite my mind, occupy my spirits, and enrage my body, provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me. All my Best, Earlie Cuyler.
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Re: Read Your Toothpaste's Poison Warning Alert re: Fluoride
Agreed, and don't forget to floss.death dealer wrote:You need medication. Heavy doses of medication. That, or a stout rope with a good knot.![]()
I'd go with the rope if I were you.
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Re: Read Your Toothpaste's Poison Warning Alert re: Fluoride
Fluoride is so sixties. 
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Re: Read Your Toothpaste's Poison Warning Alert re: Fluoride
I've also been told that saliva causes cancer, but only when swallowed in small amounts. 
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Re: Read Your Toothpaste's Poison Warning Alert re: Fluoride
I was trying to shake the cob webs out of my head last Sunday brushing my teeth. I looked down and decided to read the toothpaste tube. Yep the warning is on there.
Then I looked closer, the tube was see thru and there was all this little confetti pieces floating around. The tube said "Whitening stripes" They weren't stripes though, they were little glitters. What kind of bullshit is that. False advertising! Why is the government allowing the false advertising AND warning us about the floride!?! Its gotta have something to do with that outdoor bonfire place that worships that big owl.
Then I looked closer, the tube was see thru and there was all this little confetti pieces floating around. The tube said "Whitening stripes" They weren't stripes though, they were little glitters. What kind of bullshit is that. False advertising! Why is the government allowing the false advertising AND warning us about the floride!?! Its gotta have something to do with that outdoor bonfire place that worships that big owl.
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Re: Read Your Toothpaste's Poison Warning Alert re: Fluoride
So what makes you stupid, excitable and paranoid?expandspanos wrote:Governments LOVE fluoride- it makes people stupid, calm, and relaxed..

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Re: Read Your Toothpaste's Poison Warning Alert re: Fluoride
Also, don't take any antibiotics ever. You have any idea what they do to your kidneys?
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