How many lies did you have to tell your children?
How many lies did you have to tell your children?
Not about Santa, which is more believable, but about Jesus the whole Christmas bullshit?
Virgin birth?
Borrowed myth from Mithraism?
Jesus born in a manger, etc.
Three wise men?
God cloning himself?
Did you tell em Jesus would abhor how we're celebrating his birth?
No eyewitness ever wrote anything about Jesus?
The people who would know, the Jews, don't believe in jesus'divinity.
Did you look em in the eyes or did you put this embarrassing task on a professional liar like a priest or pastor?
Virgin birth?
Borrowed myth from Mithraism?
Jesus born in a manger, etc.
Three wise men?
God cloning himself?
Did you tell em Jesus would abhor how we're celebrating his birth?
No eyewitness ever wrote anything about Jesus?
The people who would know, the Jews, don't believe in jesus'divinity.
Did you look em in the eyes or did you put this embarrassing task on a professional liar like a priest or pastor?
Re: How many lies did you have to tell your children?
You looked em square in the eyes and lied, psycho cult fuck.89Hen wrote:Merry Christmas DB.
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Re: How many lies did you have to tell your children?
I told them Christmas is a time of giving, being grateful, and connecting with friends and family. I also told them how they should be proud of the fact that almost all Christmas traditions cebrated in our country trace their roots back to our Norse heritage. The annual return of longer days and the hope of spring just around the corner are definitely reasons to be thankful and celebrate.
They said ok and turned back to Lego LOTR....
They said ok and turned back to Lego LOTR....
Re: How many lies did you have to tell your children?
Good for you.kalm wrote:I told them Christmas is a time of giving, being grateful, and connecting with friends and family. I also told them how they should be proud of the fact that almost all Christmas traditions cebrated in our country trace their roots back to our Norse heritage. The annual return of longer days and the hope of spring just around the corner are definitely reasons to be thankful and celebrate.
They said ok and turned back to Lego LOTR....
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Re: How many lies did you have to tell your children?
I told them that lazy fuck of an uncle D screwed them over again and didn't get them any presents like he promised.
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Re: How many lies did you have to tell your children?
AZGrizFan wrote:I told them that lazy fuck of an uncle D screwed them over again and didn't get them any presents like he promised.
And that San Antonio is a great place
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Re: How many lies did you have to tell your children?
My daughters don't realize it yet, but they are being taught that Jesus was only a man who preached goodwill and love.
That's all I'm certain about concerning the guy.
That's all I'm certain about concerning the guy.
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Re: How many lies did you have to tell your children?
He preached it only if you worshipped him and his fuck of an old man. Otherwise you were fucked.CID1990 wrote:My daughters don't realize it yet, but they are being taught that Jesus was only a man who preached goodwill and love.
That's all I'm certain about concerning the guy.
Withholding vital info is like lying.
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Re: How many lies did you have to tell your children?
The agnostic and skeptic in me generally believes that a lot of that was the invention of the church, which I do believe has corrupted a lot of what the man was all about. There's a lot more scripture that was left out of the bible than what made it in.D1B wrote:He preached it only if you worshipped him and his **** of an old man. Otherwise you were ****.CID1990 wrote:My daughters don't realize it yet, but they are being taught that Jesus was only a man who preached goodwill and love.
That's all I'm certain about concerning the guy.
Withholding vital info is like lying.
I don't know about god, but I can easily get behind the spirit of what the man supposedly preached. Whether he actually said any of it or not.
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Re: How many lies did you have to tell your children?
CID1990 wrote:The agnostic and skeptic in me generally believes that a lot of that was the invention of the church, which I do believe has corrupted a lot of what the man was all about. There's a lot more scripture that was left out of the bible than what made it in.D1B wrote:
He preached it only if you worshipped him and his **** of an old man. Otherwise you were ****.
Withholding vital info is like lying.
I don't know about god, but I can easily get behind the spirit of what the man supposedly preached. Whether he actually said any of it or not.
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Re: How many lies did you have to tell your children?
Now if only YOU could, D.D1B wrote:CID1990 wrote:
The agnostic and skeptic in me generally believes that a lot of that was the invention of the church, which I do believe has corrupted a lot of what the man was all about. There's a lot more scripture that was left out of the bible than what made it in.
I don't know about god, but I can easily get behind the spirit of what the man supposedly preached. Whether he actually said any of it or not.
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Re: How many lies did you have to tell your children?
How fun would that be?AZGrizFan wrote:Now if only YOU could, D.D1B wrote:
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Re: How many lies did you have to tell your children?
True.D1B wrote:How fun would that be?AZGrizFan wrote:
Now if only YOU could, D.![]()
But it would sure throw people for a loop for a while, wouldn't it?
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I will not rest until everyone abandons their silly beliefs and worships me.
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Re: How many lies did you have to tell your children?
Ah, now we get to the crux of the matter.D1B wrote:This ain't Facebook.Bronco wrote:
I will not rest until everyone abandons their silly beliefs and worships me.
We are not worthy!!
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Re: How many lies did you have to tell your children?
Is there something wrong with lying?
Well, I believe that I must tell the truth
And say things as they really are
But if I told the truth and nothing but the truth
Could I ever be a star?
Deep Purple: No One Came

And say things as they really are
But if I told the truth and nothing but the truth
Could I ever be a star?
Deep Purple: No One Came

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Re: How many lies did you have to tell your children?
D1B wrote:Not about Santa, which is more believable.....




