How many lies did you have to tell your children?

[D1B]

Not about Santa, which is more believable, but about Jesus the whole Christmas bullshit?

Virgin birth?
Borrowed myth from Mithraism?
Jesus born in a manger, etc.
Three wise men?
God cloning himself?
Did you tell em Jesus would abhor how we're celebrating his birth?
No eyewitness ever wrote anything about Jesus?
The people who would know, the Jews, don't believe in jesus'divinity.

Did you look em in the eyes or did you put this embarrassing task on a professional liar like a priest or pastor?

[89Hen]

Merry Christmas DB.

[D1B]

Merry Christmas DB.

You looked em square in the eyes and lied, psycho cult fuck.

[kalm]

I told them Christmas is a time of giving, being grateful, and connecting with friends and family. I also told them how they should be proud of the fact that almost all Christmas traditions cebrated in our country trace their roots back to our Norse heritage. The annual return of longer days and the hope of spring just around the corner are definitely reasons to be thankful and celebrate.

They said ok and turned back to Lego LOTR....

[D1B]

I told them Christmas is a time of giving, being grateful, and connecting with friends and family. I also told them how they should be proud of the fact that almost all Christmas traditions cebrated in our country trace their roots back to our Norse heritage. The annual return of longer days and the hope of spring just around the corner are definitely reasons to be thankful and celebrate.

They said ok and turned back to Lego LOTR....

Good for you.

[AZGrizFan]

I told them that lazy fuck of an uncle D screwed them over again and didn't get them any presents like he promised.

[dbackjon]

I told them that lazy fuck of an uncle D screwed them over again and didn't get them any presents like he promised.

And that San Antonio is a great place

[CID1990]

My daughters don't realize it yet, but they are being taught that Jesus was only a man who preached goodwill and love.

That's all I'm certain about concerning the guy.

[D1B]

My daughters don't realize it yet, but they are being taught that Jesus was only a man who preached goodwill and love.

That's all I'm certain about concerning the guy.

He preached it only if you worshipped him and his fuck of an old man. Otherwise you were fucked.

Withholding vital info is like lying.

[CID1990]

My daughters don't realize it yet, but they are being taught that Jesus was only a man who preached goodwill and love.

That's all I'm certain about concerning the guy.

He preached it only if you worshipped him and his **** of an old man. Otherwise you were ****.

Withholding vital info is like lying.

The agnostic and skeptic in me generally believes that a lot of that was the invention of the church, which I do believe has corrupted a lot of what the man was all about. There's a lot more scripture that was left out of the bible than what made it in.

I don't know about god, but I can easily get behind the spirit of what the man supposedly preached. Whether he actually said any of it or not.

[D1B]

He preached it only if you worshipped him and his **** of an old man. Otherwise you were ****.

Withholding vital info is like lying.

The agnostic and skeptic in me generally believes that a lot of that was the invention of the church, which I do believe has corrupted a lot of what the man was all about. There's a lot more scripture that was left out of the bible than what made it in.

I don't know about god, but I can easily get behind the spirit of what the man supposedly preached. Whether he actually said any of it or not.

[AZGrizFan]

The agnostic and skeptic in me generally believes that a lot of that was the invention of the church, which I do believe has corrupted a lot of what the man was all about. There's a lot more scripture that was left out of the bible than what made it in.

I don't know about god, but I can easily get behind the spirit of what the man supposedly preached. Whether he actually said any of it or not.

Now if only YOU could, D.

[D1B]

Now if only YOU could, D.

How fun would that be?

[AZGrizFan]

Now if only YOU could, D.

How fun would that be?

True.

But it would sure throw people for a loop for a while, wouldn't it?

[Bronco]

[D1B]

This ain't Facebook.

I will not rest until everyone abandons their silly beliefs and worships me.

[death dealer]

This ain't Facebook.

I will not rest until everyone abandons their silly beliefs and worships me.

Ah, now we get to the crux of the matter.



















We are not worthy!!

[JohnStOnge]

Is there something wrong with lying?

[CAA Flagship]

Not about Santa, which is more believable.....