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Skjellyfetti wrote:
JohnStOnge wrote: Basically, Jesus' death on the cross and resurrection changed everything. The rules kind of changed.
So, Old Testament passages on homosexuality no longer apply?

Jesus was silent on homosexuality.

I'm no Biblical scholar, but I think that Jesus the man taught that we should all love each other. Even you fudgepacking homos.

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CID1990 wrote:
Skjellyfetti wrote:
So, Old Testament passages on homosexuality no longer apply?

Jesus was silent on homosexuality.

I'm no Biblical scholar, but I think that Jesus the man taught that we should all love each other. Even you **** homos.

I love you, SK.
total crap. the board edited out "fvdgepacking" but not homos.
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houndawg wrote:
death dealer wrote: Actually, modern Evangelical Christianity is heavily into the sovereingty of God. You can't get in with good works. It is all about the sacrifice that Jesus made of himself. Because God is apparently perfect, and completely righteous, he cannot tolerate sin. Therefore, a sacrifice had to be made to attone for the inevitable sin committed by humans to clear the slate. Up until Jesus came along, that had to take the form of an animal sacrifice that met certain very strict requirements contained in the Torah. But Jesus sacrificed himself by coming to Earth as a human, living among us, allowing himself to be subjected to the same tempations and restrictions to time that all humans are, and then being crucified in our stead.Jesus is actually the son of God, but is also God himself, at least one third of God, the other two parts being Yahweh and the Holy Spirit. But when he came to Earth he gave up most of his Godly powers and was just as mortal and weak as the rest of us. His holy, deified blood was apparently enough to compensate for all the sins of all the mortal souls on Earth for the rest of time. All that is required is that you profess faith in him as the devine sovereign ruler of all existence and devote you life to the conversion of others.

I grew hearing this story day in and day out for most of my early life. You think this is **** up? The other side of my family is Jewish. Christianity is pretty tame compared to Judaism.
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D1B wrote:
Ibanez wrote: Right. He should have stated "on and off since its inception."
Mostly off.
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JoltinJoe wrote:
D1B wrote:
Mostly off.
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Joe, is there anything else, really fucking important, languishing in latin or "misinterpreted" dogma, that your church is confused about and never ever practiced or taught, that needs to be clarified to the masses? :lol:

What kind of church does this? What kind of god allows such stupidity on the part of his only church?
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JoltinJoe wrote:
D1B wrote:
Mostly off.
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Hey, are we gonna get together for beers at the end of the month? I'm gonna be in Auburn, NY for Labor Day and D.C the previous week.
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D1B wrote:
JoltinJoe wrote:
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Hey, are we gonna get together for beers at the end of the month? I'm gonna be in Auburn, NY for Labor Day and D.C the previous week.
Hey bro, Auburn is about 4 1/2 hours from downstate, where I am. Are you coming downstate at all? Driving 4 1/2 hours to meet a guy who might kick my ass after a few minutes of conversation is a little too far. ;)

BTW, Auburn is famous for two things: being on the Finger Lakes and for its well-known maximum security prison.

You are coming because of the Finger Lakes ?? :kisswink:
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JoltinJoe wrote:
D1B wrote:

Hey, are we gonna get together for beers at the end of the month? I'm gonna be in Auburn, NY for Labor Day and D.C the previous week.
Hey bro, Auburn is about 4 1/2 hours from downstate, where I am. Are you coming downstate at all? Driving 4 1/2 hours to meet a guy who might kick my ass after a few minutes of conversation is a little too far. ;)

BTW, Auburn is famous for two things: being on the Finger Lakes and for its well-known maximum security prison.

You are coming because of the Finger Lakes ?? :kisswink:
I'm hoping to get to the city for a day and hit the Metropolitan and MOMA, then up to my cousin's cabin in Auburn. I'll pm you the day(s). Would very much enjoy having a couple with you. Maybe you can sneak away for an hour or two and view some of the excellent, catholic financed, art at the Metro. :kisswink:
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CID1990 wrote:
CID1990 wrote:

I'm no Biblical scholar, but I think that Jesus the man taught that we should all love each other. Even you **** homos.

I love you, SK.
total crap. the board edited out "fvdgepacking" but not homos.

Must be your settings. :kisswink:
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D1B wrote:
JoltinJoe wrote:
Hey bro, Auburn is about 4 1/2 hours from downstate, where I am. Are you coming downstate at all? Driving 4 1/2 hours to meet a guy who might kick my ass after a few minutes of conversation is a little too far. ;)

BTW, Auburn is famous for two things: being on the Finger Lakes and for its well-known maximum security prison.

You are coming because of the Finger Lakes ?? :kisswink:
I'm hoping to get to the city for a day and hit the Metropolitan and MOMA, then up to my cousin's cabin in Auburn. I'll pm you the day(s). Would very much enjoy having a couple with you. Maybe you can sneak away for an hour or two and view some of the excellent, catholic financed, art at the Metro. :kisswink:
It's really not possible to see both in one day. In fact, you really can't do either in one day. The Met is over 2,000,000 square feet. The MOMA is over 600,000 square feet. If you want to try to get to both, you have to plan in advance which collections/areas you want to see. If you dedicate yourself entirely to the MOMA, you might be able to do it in a day, depending on your pace, but you will feel rushed.

If you only have one night in the city, I'd say you got to go for a steak at Peter Luger's, but it's in Brooklyn and could be a haul.

Anyway, I''d definitely meet up with you and even buy your beverages, so you'd be coming all that. It's a breeze for me to get into the city, and I might be able to plan to work in our NY office on that day with a little head's up.
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JoltinJoe wrote:
D1B wrote:
I'm hoping to get to the city for a day and hit the Metropolitan and MOMA, then up to my cousin's cabin in Auburn. I'll pm you the day(s). Would very much enjoy having a couple with you. Maybe you can sneak away for an hour or two and view some of the excellent, catholic financed, art at the Metro. :kisswink:
It's really not possible to see both in one day. In fact, you really can't do either in one day. The Met is over 2,000,000 square feet. The MOMA is over 600,000 square feet. If you want to try to get to both, you have to plan in advance which collections/areas you want to see. If you dedicate yourself entirely to the MOMA, you might be able to do it in a day, depending on your pace, but you will feel rushed.

If you only have one night in the city, I'd say you got to go for a steak at Peter Luger's, but it's in Brooklyn and could be a haul.

Anyway, I''d definitely meet up with you and even buy your beverages, so you'd be coming all that. It's a breeze for me to get into the city, and I might be able to plan to work in our NY office on that day with a little head's up.
Yeah, those plans were a bit messed up! Looks like 19th century European and 20th century abstract expressionism at MOMA this time. I'll try to firm up plans ASAP to give you time to adjust your schedule if necessary. Look forward to tipping a few.
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Cool, keep me in the loop. And the trip to Luger's is worth it. Sure, it's expensive, the service is sometimes rude, and the place is a little run down, but it is still the steak house that set the standard and built the model that every other NY steak house copies.
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JohnStOnge wrote: Understand that I am an agnostic. But I do go to an evangelical church with my wife for her sake.

Good Gawd, are you a dumbfuck double-speakin' lame pussy fvck.

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Cap'n Cat wrote:
JohnStOnge wrote: Understand that I am an agnostic. But I do go to an evangelical church with my wife for her sake.

Good Gawd, are you a dumbfuck double-speakin' lame pussy fvck.
He's not sure about God, but he is sure that his wife will go Old Testament on him if he doesn't obey. :lol:
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Cap'n Cat wrote:
JohnStOnge wrote: Understand that I am an agnostic. But I do go to an evangelical church with my wife for her sake.

Good Gawd, are you a dumbfuck double-speakin' lame pussy fvck.

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BlueHen86 wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote:

Good Gawd, are you a dumbfuck double-speakin' lame pussy fvck.
He's not sure about God, but he is sure that his wife will go Old Testament on him if he doesn't obey. :lol:
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Well hell, that's plenty of motivation right there. :nod: :lol:
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BlueHen86 wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote:

Good Gawd, are you a dumbfuck double-speakin' lame pussy fvck.
He's not sure about God, but he is sure that his wife will go Old Testament on him if he doesn't obey. :lol:
Not unless he goes O.T. on her first... :coffee:
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Ibanez wrote:
BlueHen86 wrote:
He's not sure about God, but he is sure that his wife will go Old Testament on him if he doesn't obey. :lol:
Not unless he goes O.T. on her first... :coffee:
yeah, a good stoning will take some of the starch out of her...
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CID1990 wrote:
CID1990 wrote:

I'm no Biblical scholar, but I think that Jesus the man taught that we should all love each other. Even you **** homos.

I love you, SK.
total crap. the board edited out "fvdgepacking" but not homos.
Could it be that you're an azzhole?

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