Glad I was born with long thumbs.Bronco wrote:Cap'n Cat wrote:http://www.people.com/people/article/0, ... 91,00.html
High approval ratings, working on the right things, she is the best First Lady in modern times. Makes Conk FL's look like trolls.
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Cap'n Cat wrote:Come on, Bronco, you KNOW you'd tap that!
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You Conks besmirch her, but, write this down - she will be running in 2016 (probably against Romney
), for an Obama third term! The people will demand it!


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My thumb's already about four inches long, Shizzle. Four times three, well, you do the math......Bronco wrote:Cap'n Cat wrote:Come on, Bronco, you KNOW you'd tap that!
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6.93Cap'n Cat wrote:My thumb's already about four inches long, Shizzle. Four times three, well, you do the math......Bronco wrote:
You looked at your thumb.... didn't you
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If it was that big you'd still be able to see it. When you look down all you see is beer gut.Cap'n Cat wrote:My thumb's already about four inches long, Shizzle. Four times three, well, you do the math......Bronco wrote:
You looked at your thumb.... didn't you
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You kids can't have a cookie any more at lunch. They are all mine!
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I'll take Michelle Obama any day over this thing.........


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So you don't think there's any unflattering pictures of the current first lady out there?
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ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:She is a seriously dumb cu*t and an embarrassment to the USA that she loathes so much. She has a gigantic ass, its so big in fact Hillary likes standing next to her.
Other than that.............yeah I am sure she is good at something. Guessing it involves food or spending money that isnt hers to spend.
And you would tap that!
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If that happens I will eat a bullet on the spot.Cap'n Cat wrote:You Conks besmirch her, but, write this down - she will be running in 2016 (probably against Romney), for an Obama third term! The people will demand it!
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Re: Michelle Obama - First Class First Lady
That's what we're counting on.grizzaholic wrote:If that happens I will eat a bullet on the spot.Cap'n Cat wrote:You Conks besmirch her, but, write this down - she will be running in 2016 (probably against Romney), for an Obama third term! The people will demand it!
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Nah, just move to Canada.grizzaholic wrote:If that happens I will eat a bullet on the spot.Cap'n Cat wrote:You Conks besmirch her, but, write this down - she will be running in 2016 (probably against Romney), for an Obama third term! The people will demand it!
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And you really can land two F-15s side-by-side on that posterior.
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And that is saying something, since F15s need a LONG runway.Ivytalk wrote:And you really can land two F-15s side-by-side on that posterior.
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93henfan wrote:Holy ****! Who are the two on the left?!?CitadelGrad wrote:![]()
MOAR!
Two world-class asses on the left, compared to Aunt Jememah on the right. What a foul, wretched bitch, especially when her fat ass is trying to tell my kids what they should eat.
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Also fuck your avatar.JayBilasBitesPillows wrote:93henfan wrote:
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Two world-class asses on the left, compared to Aunt Jememah on the right. What a foul, wretched bitch, especially when her fat ass is trying to tell my kids what they should eat.
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I dunno, but I am sure they each have several black friends, and won't hesitate to tell you that at least 10 times per hour.93henfan wrote:Holy ****! Who are the two on the left?!?CitadelGrad wrote:![]()
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Maybe some of you need to take another look at your wives, mothers and daughters.
Lady Obama is a superb female specimen.
Maybe if she was a really obese gorilla she would be "superb". If your going to tell people what they can and cant eat then dont have an ass 3 axe handles wide.
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Re: Michelle Obama - First Class First Lady
dbackjon wrote:ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:She is a seriously dumb cu*t and an embarrassment to the USA that she loathes so much. She has a gigantic ass, its so big in fact Hillary likes standing next to her.
Other than that.............yeah I am sure she is good at something. Guessing it involves food or spending money that isnt hers to spend.
And you would tap that!
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Everyone likes Europe when it's convenient for them.JayBilasBitesPillows wrote:93henfan wrote:
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Incongruent reply.mainejeff wrote:Everyone likes Europe when it's convenient for them.JayBilasBitesPillows wrote:
Two world-class asses on the left, compared to Aunt Jememah on the right. What a foul, wretched bitch, especially when her fat ass is trying to tell my kids what they should eat.
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The basis of the liberal media and the Alinsky model.CID1990 wrote:Incongruent reply.mainejeff wrote:
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She is not the problem. She has no real power. It's her husband that is the problem. And maybe not even that. The real fundamental problem is that we have evolved into a people that would elect someone like her husband to be President.
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