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Re: Michelle Obama - First Class First Lady

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Bronco wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote:http://www.people.com/people/article/0, ... 91,00.html

High approval ratings, working on the right things, she is the best First Lady in modern times. Makes Conk FL's look like trolls.

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Re: Michelle Obama - First Class First Lady

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Cap'n Cat wrote:Come on, Bronco, you KNOW you'd tap that!

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You looked at your thumb.... didn't you
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Re: Michelle Obama - First Class First Lady

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You Conks besmirch her, but, write this down - she will be running in 2016 (probably against Romney :roll: ), for an Obama third term! The people will demand it!

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Bronco wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote:Come on, Bronco, you KNOW you'd tap that!

:nod: :nod: :nod: :nod:

You looked at your thumb.... didn't you
My thumb's already about four inches long, Shizzle. Four times three, well, you do the math......

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Cap'n Cat wrote:
Bronco wrote:

You looked at your thumb.... didn't you
My thumb's already about four inches long, Shizzle. Four times three, well, you do the math......

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Cap'n Cat wrote:
Bronco wrote:

You looked at your thumb.... didn't you
My thumb's already about four inches long, Shizzle. Four times three, well, you do the math......

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I'll take Michelle Obama any day over this thing.........

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So you don't think there's any unflattering pictures of the current first lady out there?
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ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:She is a seriously dumb cu*t and an embarrassment to the USA that she loathes so much. She has a gigantic ass, its so big in fact Hillary likes standing next to her.

Other than that.............yeah I am sure she is good at something. Guessing it involves food or spending money that isnt hers to spend.

And you would tap that!
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Re: Michelle Obama - First Class First Lady

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Cap'n Cat wrote:You Conks besmirch her, but, write this down - she will be running in 2016 (probably against Romney :roll: ), for an Obama third term! The people will demand it!

:nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod:

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grizzaholic wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote:You Conks besmirch her, but, write this down - she will be running in 2016 (probably against Romney :roll: ), for an Obama third term! The people will demand it!

:nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod:

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"And, if the Conks don't like it, we are building re-education camps for their lame, old white asses!!"
If that happens I will eat a bullet on the spot.
That's what we're counting on. ;)

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grizzaholic wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote:You Conks besmirch her, but, write this down - she will be running in 2016 (probably against Romney :roll: ), for an Obama third term! The people will demand it!

:nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod:

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If that happens I will eat a bullet on the spot.
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And you really can land two F-15s side-by-side on that posterior.
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Ivytalk wrote:And you really can land two F-15s side-by-side on that posterior.
And that is saying something, since F15s need a LONG runway.
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93henfan wrote:
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Holy ****! Who are the two on the left?!? :shock:

MOAR!

Two world-class asses on the left, compared to Aunt Jememah on the right. What a foul, wretched bitch, especially when her fat ass is trying to tell my kids what they should eat.
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JayBilasBitesPillows wrote:
93henfan wrote:
Holy ****! Who are the two on the left?!? :shock:

MOAR!

Two world-class asses on the left, compared to Aunt Jememah on the right. What a foul, wretched bitch, especially when her fat ass is trying to tell my kids what they should eat.
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93henfan wrote:
CitadelGrad wrote: Image
Holy ****! Who are the two on the left?!? :shock:

MOAR!
I dunno, but I am sure they each have several black friends, and won't hesitate to tell you that at least 10 times per hour.


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Cap'n Cat wrote:
mainejeff wrote:I've never seen a woman with a large biscuit due to heredity...... :roll: :roll: :roll:

Maybe some of you need to take another look at your wives, mothers and daughters.

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Exactly.

Lady Obama is a superb female specimen.

Maybe if she was a really obese gorilla she would be "superb". If your going to tell people what they can and cant eat then dont have an ass 3 axe handles wide.
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dbackjon wrote:
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:She is a seriously dumb cu*t and an embarrassment to the USA that she loathes so much. She has a gigantic ass, its so big in fact Hillary likes standing next to her.

Other than that.............yeah I am sure she is good at something. Guessing it involves food or spending money that isnt hers to spend.

And you would tap that!

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JayBilasBitesPillows wrote:
93henfan wrote:
Holy ****! Who are the two on the left?!? :shock:

MOAR!

Two world-class asses on the left, compared to Aunt Jememah on the right. What a foul, wretched bitch, especially when her fat ass is trying to tell my kids what they should eat.
Everyone likes Europe when it's convenient for them.

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mainejeff wrote:
JayBilasBitesPillows wrote:

Two world-class asses on the left, compared to Aunt Jememah on the right. What a foul, wretched bitch, especially when her fat ass is trying to tell my kids what they should eat.
Everyone likes Europe when it's convenient for them.

:coffee:
Incongruent reply.
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CID1990 wrote:
mainejeff wrote:
Everyone likes Europe when it's convenient for them.

:coffee:
Incongruent reply.
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She is not the problem. She has no real power. It's her husband that is the problem. And maybe not even that. The real fundamental problem is that we have evolved into a people that would elect someone like her husband to be President.
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