Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousiana

[dbackjon]

Details to come

[Ivytalk]

Has anyone seen JSO today?

[travelinman67]

Injures six, then kills himself.



The End




No blame.
No trial.
No riots.
No blue-ribbon commission to study the "problem"
Just a violent, genetic flaw, now decaying carbon and water!

[Skjellyfetti]

BREAKING: Gun store owner bans older, white men.










UPDATE: Gun store out of business.

[YoUDeeMan]

BREAKING: Gun store owner bans older, white men.










UPDATE: Gun store out of business because minorities steal all of the inventory as the mayor gives them room to shop.

FIFY

[travelinman67]

Update: 3 dead including shooter, 7 injured.

'bout 1,500 more shooters like this guy, and it would equal the number of illegal alien homicides in Texas since Obama took office.







Wonder what his motivation was?

Just found out he was attracted to men?

[travelinman67]

Press reporting the Grande Theatre is a Gun-Free Zone!

[Skjellyfetti]

This is why I only attend theaters where I can bring my gun(s).

One hand in my XL popcorn and one hand strokin' my sweet, sweet gun.

If something happens, I'm ready to stand up and spray a dark, crowded theater with bullets... hoping I hit the shooter.

[ASUG8]

This is why I only attend theaters where I can bring my gun(s).

One hand in my XL popcorn and one hand strokin' my sweet, sweet gun.

If something happens, I'm ready to stand up and spray a dark, crowded theater with bullets... hoping I hit the shooter.

If you'd been in a situation like Aurora and ONE person stood up and dropped the shooter you'd be ordering a big slab of granite to carve a statue of him for saving your lefty ass.

[dbackjon]

Shooter's first name confirmed to be John

[kalm]

Shooter's first name confirmed to be John

Did he reek of grain alchohol, orange soda, and crappy?

[Pwns]

This is why I only attend theaters where I can bring my gun(s).

One hand in my XL popcorn and one hand strokin' my sweet, sweet gun.

If something happens, I'm ready to stand up and spray a dark, crowded theater with bullets... hoping I hit the shooter.

Still not as silly as the idea of stopping these incidents with background checks, waiting periods, and "assault weapons" bans.

[dbackjon]

A man with the same name and same city has been a member of a tea party website since 2013

[OL FU]

Shooter's first name confirmed to be John

[Ibanez]

Shooter's first name confirmed to be John

I read that a girl of reproductive age (12) turned down his advances.

[ASUG8]

A man with the same name and same city has been a member of a tea party website since 2013

[Ibanez]

Well this makes sense:

A “drifter” sat silently in a movie theater for 20 minutes before firing on other patrons in a shooting that was over in matter of seconds, witnesses and police in Louisiana said early Friday.

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He just couldn't take any more Amy Schumer.

[Baldy]

A man with the same name and same city has been a member of a tea party website since 2013

Thank you, Brian Ross.

[Grizalltheway]

Poor Baldlie. The truth hurts.

[Chizzang]

Shooter's first name confirmed to be John

Did he reek of grain alchohol, orange soda, and crappy?

This ^ Made me laugh HARD

[Ibanez]

Doesn't JSO live in Lafayette, LA?

[YoUDeeMan]

Shooter's first name confirmed to be John

Did he reek of grain alchohol, orange soda, and crappy?

Crappie, you West Coast Neanderthal.

Crappie.

R-E-S-P-E-C-T the fish.

[Baldy]

Poor Baldlie. The truth hurts.

[JohnStOnge]

Did he reek of grain alchohol, orange soda, and crappy?

I'm back to using Fresca rather than orange soda now. Found out there's no interaction between Crestor and grapefruit juice.

I did catch one crappie this morning. Lost another one.

[89Hen]

Shooter's first name confirmed to be John

Did he reek of grain alchohol, orange soda, and crappy?