Emigration

[93henfan]

Has anyone thought about it?

Where to? How hard?

[89Hen]

Mexico, to sell drugs and rape women.

[dbackjon]

Depends on who wins 2016...


Not really - love my country.
But if I had to leave, New Zealand sounds nice.

of course, retirement in Costa Rica sounds appealing.

[dbackjon]

Mexico, to sell drugs and rape women.

Donald, is that you?

[Grizalltheway]

I've enjoyed all the countries I've visited, but I don't live in an EC hell hole, so I don't feel a pressing need to leave this one.

If I had to, Canada, New Zealand or Austria I guess.

[clenz]

Germany

Both sides of my family are from the Leer, Germany area (not Leer itself but each of the towns/villages were within 10 minutes driving). When my grandparents were still alive we'd have family over from Germany. Most of my family still speaks Plattdüütsch. Though that seems to be a ways away from most Civilization (4-5 hours). Maybe Düsseldorf or Frankfurt. They seem to be more "centrally" located.

If not there London would be nice.

TBH and I did some looking right about the time of our wedding (6 years ago Saturday) but nothing ever came of it.

Staying closer to home though Vancouver was pretty awesome when I was there.

[bandl]

Germany

Both sides of my family are from the Leer, Germany area (not Leer itself but each of the towns/villages were within 10 minutes driving). When my grandparents were still alive we'd have family over from Germany. Most of my family still speaks Plattdüütsch. Though that seems to be a ways away from most Civilization (4-5 hours). Maybe Düsseldorf or Frankfurt. They seem to be more "centrally" located.

If not there London would be nice.

Planning on taking a fucking boat there?

[bandl]

New Zealand
Switzerland
or
fucking Spain

[Grizalltheway]

Germany

Both sides of my family are from the Leer, Germany area (not Leer itself but each of the towns/villages were within 10 minutes driving). When my grandparents were still alive we'd have family over from Germany. Most of my family still speaks Plattdüütsch. Though that seems to be a ways away from most Civilization (4-5 hours). Maybe Düsseldorf or Frankfurt. They seem to be more "centrally" located.

If not there London would be nice.

Planning on taking a fucking boat there?

Stand-up paddle board. They're all the rage these days.

[Grizalltheway]

fucking Spain

What's the point? You already get drunk and pass out mid-afternoon here.

[bandl]

Planning on taking a fucking boat there?

Stand-up paddle board. They're all the rage these days.

I don't think cleanse would make it. I mean, he is from Iofuckingwa, but he complains alot about the weather, wind, driving a truck in the wind, babies, video games, his hair cut, etc. He probably couldn't paddleboard more than 10 miles without complaining and getting eaten by a fucking shark or something.

[bandl]

fucking Spain

What's the point? You already get drunk and pass out mid-afternoon here.

Fucking tapas.

[clenz]

Germany

Both sides of my family are from the Leer, Germany area (not Leer itself but each of the towns/villages were within 10 minutes driving). When my grandparents were still alive we'd have family over from Germany. Most of my family still speaks Plattdüütsch. Though that seems to be a ways away from most Civilization (4-5 hours). Maybe Düsseldorf or Frankfurt. They seem to be more "centrally" located.

If not there London would be nice.

Planning on taking a fucking boat there?

You ready for this?

I've only been on a boat twice in my life...

[Grizalltheway]

Stand-up paddle board. They're all the rage these days.

I don't think cleanse would make it. I mean, he is from Iofuckingwa, but he complains alot about the weather, wind, driving a truck in the wind, babies, video games, his hair cut, etc. He probably couldn't paddleboard more than 10 miles without complaining and getting eaten by a fucking shark or something.

[Brock Landers]

No. I love Bozeman, and we don't have giant spiders or hurricanes, or any of that shit

My wife has a fantasy of moving to Australia to get away from all the spooky GMOs and Obamas. But they have Lord Humongouses so no deal. Also, f#cking crocodiles.

[clenz]

Stand-up paddle board. They're all the rage these days.

I don't think cleanse would make it. I mean, he is from Iofuckingwa, but he complains alot about the weather, wind, driving a truck in the wind, babies, video games, his hair cut, etc. He probably couldn't paddleboard more than 10 miles without complaining and getting eaten by a fucking shark or something.

I've spent more time on a paddle board than a boat...

[andy7171]

Planning on taking a fucking boat there?

You ready for this?

I've only been on a boat twice in my life...

Well. You ARE from Iowa. It's more surprising about the plane. I bet you have everyone beat with driving combines. Or teenage funerals.

[bandl]

I don't think cleanse would make it. I mean, he is from Iofuckingwa, but he complains alot about the weather, wind, driving a truck in the wind, babies, video games, his hair cut, etc. He probably couldn't paddleboard more than 10 miles without complaining and getting eaten by a fucking shark or something.

I've spent more time on a paddle board than a boat...

Across the Atlantic?? Don't fucking think so!

[89Hen]

If I had to, Canada

He asked for other countries dumbass.

[clenz]

I've spent more time on a paddle board than a boat...

Across the Atlantic?? Don't fucking think so!

I'd have a new experience....big fucking deal.

There's a first for everything, Arschloch

[bandl]

Across the Atlantic?? Don't fucking think so!

I'd have a new experience....big fucking deal.

There's a first for everything, Arschloch

Then why don't you try flying? It'd be a helluva lot fucking quicker

[clenz]

I'd have a new experience....big fucking deal.

There's a first for everything, Arschloch

Then why don't you try flying? It'd be a helluva lot fucking quicker

If the time comes that I need to fly I will.

I don't have the time, or money, to fly for the fuck of it. Plus the whole Titanic thing and if I survive that there's fucking sharks.

At least if the plane goes down I'm wasted with it.

[bandl]

Then why don't you try flying? It'd be a helluva lot fucking quicker

If the time comes that I need to fly I will.

I don't have the time, or money, to fly for the fuck of it

Must be rough having a wife, a child and a job. How do you do it?


Oh, and fucking

[dbackjon]

Germany

Both sides of my family are from the Leer, Germany area (not Leer itself but each of the towns/villages were within 10 minutes driving). When my grandparents were still alive we'd have family over from Germany. Most of my family still speaks Plattdüütsch. Though that seems to be a ways away from most Civilization (4-5 hours). Maybe Düsseldorf or Frankfurt. They seem to be more "centrally" located.

If not there London would be nice.

Planning on taking a fucking boat there?

[clenz]

If the time comes that I need to fly I will.

I don't have the time, or money, to fly for the fuck of it

Must be rough having a wife, a child and a job. How do you do it?


Oh, and fucking

It's a rough life.