Putin.....Being a MAN Yet Again

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

How do YOU know what kind of bloomers your mother wears?

I'm telling you, she not only wears the Stars and Bars across her Grand Canyon, the wind whistles "Dixie" when it blows between her thighs

Thats ALPACAJIZZ's mom.

Mine been dead for 30 years

Doesnt feel like it...........................

[CitadelGrad]

The Sudetenland has already been overrun. It's called Crimea.

[Screamin_Eagle174]

ISIS trained 23-year old girls.

They have 20 of them?

Better call JSO

[andy7171]

They have 20 of them?

Better call JSO

SE174 sghting. I thought you joined ISIS?

[Screamin_Eagle174]

SE174 sghting. I thought you joined ISIS?

[∞∞∞]

Apparently Russia has told the press not to leave Moscow in the next few days because of a "major" announcement. Twitter pics show a convoy of trucks and a large stage being constructed at Red Square.

[93henfan]

Apparently Russia has told the press not to leave Moscow in the next few days because of a "major" announcement. Twitter pics show a convoy of trucks and a large stage being constructed at Red Square.

iPhone 7?

[kalm]

Where's Putin?

[houndawg]

Thats ALPACAJIZZ's mom.

Mine been dead for 30 years

Doesnt feel like it...........................

Thats because its such an upgrade over your last girlfriend.

[houndawg]

ISIS trained 23-year old girls.

They have 20 of them?

Better call JSO

[∞∞∞]

Apparently the set-up was for an event celebrating the anniversary of the annexation of Crimea (Putin didn't attend). The "major announcement" is still on though.

[93henfan]

Apparently the set-up was for an event celebrating the anniversary of the annexation of Crimea (Putin didn't attend). The "major announcement" is still on though.

Putin has been missing for a few days. Probably getting the penis pump.

[Skjellyfetti]

I think alphie would have an even bigger crush on Kadyrov.

On 12 March 2006, a Chechen separatist website posted a short video shot on a mobile phone of a party in a sauna involving two alleged prostitutes and several men, including one who looked and sounded like Ramzan Kadyrov, seen dancing with a young, half-naked woman and trying to rip her bra off. Another man then starts masturbating in front of them.

[CID1990]

Word is (and this may or may not be reliable) that Putin has been in Switzerland for the birth of a love child. The mother is a former Russian gymnast turned publicist. That's just a rumor.

There's another rumor out there that he's sick or maybe even dead and the Russians are falling back on their old habit of hiding it. I doubt this one and will assume he's alive until we see a corpse lying in state surrounded by a bed of flowers.

I'm betting on the love child staory.

[CID1990]

Word is (and this may or may not be reliable) that Putin has been in Switzerland for the birth of a love child. The mother is a former Russian gymnast turned publicist. That's just a rumor.

There's another rumor out there that he's sick or maybe even dead and the Russians are falling back on their old habit of hiding it. I doubt this one and will assume he's alive until we see a corpse lying in state surrounded by a bed of flowers.

I'm betting on the love child staory.

[CID1990]

I can say THAT again

[Skjellyfetti]

How could you post about Kabaeva TWICE with ZERO pics?







And.... I don't think any of those rumors are true.

It was simply a maskirovka. Everyone was talking about Nemtsov death... Putin laid low and the questions turned into "where is Putin?"

[CID1990]

How could you post about Kabaeva TWICE with ZERO pics?







And.... I don't think any of those rumors are true.

It was simply a maskirovka. Everyone was talking about Nemtsov death... Putin laid low and the questions turned into "where is Putin?"

I didn't post pics because she's now blonde and slightly more....worn.

[Skjellyfetti]

But, you show off Salvadoran skanks from Hooters.

[93henfan]

I thought he was banging the firebush spy chick that was busted in NY?

[andy7171]

I thought Putin was getting all coked up in Slower Delaware and banging Wilmington hookers with 93 all weekend???

[93henfan]

I thought Putin was getting all coked up in Slower Delaware and banging Wilmington hookers with 93 all weekend???

I can neither confirm nor deny this allegation.

[houndawg]

I think alphie would have an even bigger crush on Kadyrov.

On 12 March 2006, a Chechen separatist website posted a short video shot on a mobile phone of a party in a sauna involving two alleged prostitutes and several men, including one who looked and sounded like Ramzan Kadyrov, seen dancing with a young, half-naked woman and trying to rip her bra off. Another man then starts masturbating in front of them.

So that's why ALPACAJIZZ requested some extra time from the judge so he could take a trip to "Las Vegas"...

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

So

[CID1990]

But, you show off Salvadoran skanks from Hooters.

Hey! That skank is the Hooters billboard gal for all of Central America- she's making more money than you and me together, and she gets to keep her legs closed!

On the other hand, there's a trailer park over near Watauga High School where Putin gal would fit right in as long as she doesn't speak any of that nasty pig latin.

(can you tell I don't like Russians)