THIRST...REAL THIRST...GOTTA' HAVE IT THIRST

[YoUDeeMan]

Man rapes a woman during break in...

"Antoine Devon Pettis was tracked down through DNA evidence, the Journal Sentinel reports, citing police and the criminal complaint. Pettis is alleged to have admitted breaking into the victim's home only to steal but carried out the attack spontaneously after finding her in bed.

He told detectives that had he planned the sexual assault he would have brought a condom, reports said."

[The] 20-year-old Milwaukee man has been charged with raping a 101-year-old woman during a September burglary, police say.

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[93henfan]

But what was she wearing? Probably something suggestive I'll bet.

Too bad they can't hang that one.

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

But what was she wearing? Probably something suggestive I'll bet.

Anybody else getting a halfy?

[D1B]

Shame on all of you.

[andy7171]

But what was she wearing? Probably something suggestive I'll bet.

Anybody else getting a halfy?

93 does have a way with words, don't he!

[YoUDeeMan]

But what was she wearing? Probably something suggestive I'll bet.

That depends.

[DSUrocks07]

"Please dont be a black guy, please dont be a black guy..."

*clicks link*

"Fuck"

[DSUrocks07]

[Ursus A. Horribilis]

"Please dont be a black guy, please dont be a black guy..."

*clicks link*

"Fuck"

[ASUG8]

"Please dont be a black guy, please dont be a black guy..."

*clicks link*

"Fuck"

Gotta love the mugshot - seems like he's pretty proud of his "conquest".

[ASUG8]

We have some friends who live next door to a woman who is 90 years old and has never been married or had sex. I'm always trying to get him to "take one for the team".

[Cap'n Cat]

But what was she wearing? Probably something suggestive I'll bet.

Anybody else getting a halfy?

[kalm]

We have some friends who live next door to a woman who is 90 years old and has never been married or had sex. I'm always trying to get him to "take one for the team".

How do they know this?

[Baldy]

"Please dont be a black guy, please dont be a black guy..."

*clicks link*

"Fuck"

You knew it was a black guy when you saw his name.

[ASUG8]

We have some friends who live next door to a woman who is 90 years old and has never been married or had sex. I'm always trying to get him to "take one for the team".

How do they know this?

They've known her for years, and nonagenarians don't bother keeping secrets anymore.

They used to wake up in the mornings and she would have let herself in, hanging out in the kitchen reading the paper and drinking coffee.