Bad voting machines

[CAA Flagship]

Well, I'm not in favor of punched-card voting, if you're going to get into the details.

Why do you hate FORTRAN?

[89Hen]

Well, I'm not in favor of punched-card voting, if you're going to get into the details.

Why do you hate FORTRAN?

Because I dropped a tray once.

[GannonFan]

Well, I'm not in favor of punched-card voting, if you're going to get into the details.

Why do you hate FORTRAN?

The FORTRAN I did in school was well after the punch-card era. Basically a mix between Basic and Pascal. I've seen movies with guys programming with punch cards. How old are you guys?

[CAA Flagship]

Why do you hate FORTRAN?

The FORTRAN I did in school was well after the punch-card era. Basically a mix between Basic and Pascal. I've seen movies with guys programming with punch cards. How old are you guys?

THAT old.

[CitadelGrad]

I'm in favor of some sort of IQ test to be eligible to vote. Something like being able to divide 21 by 3.

I don't get it. How does that equal 6.93?

You really don't remember that whole fiasco? I know you were on the board at the time.

[HI54UNI]

I'm in favor of some sort of IQ test to be eligible to vote. Something like being able to divide 21 by 3.

I don't get it. How does that equal 6.93?

That's why he's a Mensa member and the rest of us aren't.

[93henfan]

My grandfather, who had a Democrat on the Sussex County Council who was very "friendly" toward his business, used to fire up his dump body International truck and we'd run down to where the niggras lived. He'd hand a pint of whiskey to any who'd get in the truck and go down to the polling place and vote for his guy. We made several trips with truckloads of brothers on election day.

[89Hen]

Why do you hate FORTRAN?

The FORTRAN I did in school was well after the punch-card era. Basically a mix between Basic and Pascal. I've seen movies with guys programming with punch cards. How old are you guys?

My freshman year was the last year with punch cards at UD. Actually after the fall semester. 1985

[93henfan]

The FORTRAN I did in school was well after the punch-card era. Basically a mix between Basic and Pascal. I've seen movies with guys programming with punch cards. How old are you guys?

My freshman year was the last year with punch cards at UD. Actually after the fall semester. 1985

Yeah, no punchcards when I took FORTRAN at UD Fall 89. You programmed, sent it to the compiler, then picked up your output printout in the basement at Smith.

[89Hen]

My freshman year was the last year with punch cards at UD. Actually after the fall semester. 1985

Yeah, no punchcards when I took FORTRAN at UD Fall 89. You programmed, sent it to the compiler, then picked up your output printout in the basement at Smith.

Punchcard FORTRAN was in Townsend. Bet you didn't even have a class there.

[93henfan]

Yeah, no punchcards when I took FORTRAN at UD Fall 89. You programmed, sent it to the compiler, then picked up your output printout in the basement at Smith.

Punchcard FORTRAN was in Townsend. Bet you didn't even have a class there.

Wasn't that where the animal science majors put on arm length gloves and had anal fisting sessions with the cows?

[89Hen]

Punchcard FORTRAN was in Townsend. Bet you didn't even have a class there.

Wasn't that where the animal science majors put on arm length gloves and had anal fisting sessions with the cows?

I was an Ag major for 1.5 years.

[93henfan]

Wasn't that where the animal science majors put on arm length gloves and had anal fisting sessions with the cows?

I was an Ag major for 1.5 years.

So was it as good for Bessie as it was for you?

[Ibanez]

I don't get it. How does that equal 6.93?

You really don't remember that whole fiasco? I know you were on the board at the time.

Like usual, you missed his joke.

[GannonFan]

You really don't remember that whole fiasco? I know you were on the board at the time.

Like usual, you missed his joke.

In his defense, when I re-read what I wrote, it didn't come out as clear as I would like. But I was too lazy to go back and reword it, being Friday and all. It's all good.

[Aho Old Guy]

The FORTRAN I did in school was well after the punch-card era. Basically a mix between Basic and Pascal. I've seen movies with guys programming with punch cards. How old are you guys?

Old enough to have used punch-cards to create dot-matrix porn ....