You must kill those who worship another god. Exodus 22:20
Kill any friends or family that worship a god that is different than your own. Deuteronomy 13:6-10
Kill all the inhabitants of any city where you find people that worship differently than you. Deuteronomy 13:12-16
Kill everyone who has religious views that are different than your own. Deuteronomy 17:2-7
Kill anyone who refuses to listen to a priest. Deuteronomy 17:12-13
Kill any false prophets. Deuteronomy 18:20
Any city that doesn’t receive the followers of Jesus will be destroyed in a manner even more savage than that of Sodom and Gomorrah. Mark 6:11
Jude reminds us that God destroys those who don’t believe in him. Jude 5
Don’t associate with non-Christians. Don’t receive them into your house or even exchange greeting with them. 2 John 1:10
Shun those who disagree with your religious views. Romans 16:17
Paul, knowing that their faith would crumble if subjected to free and critical inquiry, tells his followers to avoid philosophy. Colossians 2:8
Whoever denies “that Jesus is the Christ” is a liar and an anti-Christ. 1 John 2:22
Christians are “of God;” everyone else is wicked. 1 John 5:19
The non-Christian is “a deceiver and an anti-Christ” 2 John 1:7
Anyone who doesn’t share Paul’s beliefs has “an evil heart.” Hebrews 3:12
False Jews are members of “the synagogue of Satan.” Revelations 2:9, 3:9
Everyone will have to worship Jesus -- whether they want to or not. Philippians 2:10
A Christian can not be accused of any wrongdoing. Romans 8:33
Religion of Peace Part Deux
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Religion of Peace Part Deux
Nearly 1/3 of Americans believe the bible should be taken literally. Why aren't these pussies acting out on God's commands like all of the muslims are?
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
Because as we've discussed on here many times
1) American Christians don't know the bible (at all)
2) American Christians commonly call themselves Christian yet don't entirely believe "the miracles"
3) American Christians like the "idea of Christianity" more than the nuts and bolts
4) Church and faith "feel good" and Christianity is the home faith

1) American Christians don't know the bible (at all)
2) American Christians commonly call themselves Christian yet don't entirely believe "the miracles"
3) American Christians like the "idea of Christianity" more than the nuts and bolts
4) Church and faith "feel good" and Christianity is the home faith
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A: The actual teachings of Jesus
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
Because the 10 Commandments are an easier read.
Thou shall not kill.
Thou shall not kill.
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
Church is a great place to go sniffing around for poon.....Chizzang wrote:Because as we've discussed on here many times
1) American Christians don't know the bible (at all)
2) American Christians commonly call themselves Christian yet don't entirely believe "the miracles"
3) American Christians like the "idea of Christianity" more than the nuts and bolts
4) Church and faith "feel good" and Christianity is the home faith
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
Hey, don't spoil kalm's thread.CAA Flagship wrote:Because the 10 Commandments are an easier read.
Thou shall not kill.

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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
Ooops. Sorry.89Hen wrote:Hey, don't spoil kalm's thread.CAA Flagship wrote:Because the 10 Commandments are an easier read.
Thou shall not kill.
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
1/3 of ALL Americans?
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
So the 10 Commandments supersede everything in the Bible? Why don't churches just preach to those every Sunday?89Hen wrote:Hey, don't spoil kalm's thread.CAA Flagship wrote:Because the 10 Commandments are an easier read.
Thou shall not kill.
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
And 100% of Christians pick and choose what they want to believe/follow from the Bible. Somethin' tells me ol' God wouldn't like people taking his Word so lightly...
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
The Bible was penned by no ghost, goblin, spirit, or super being (God), but by ancient goat herders who had no answers but a lot of curiosity and superstition.
If Religion had not had such a bloody history, it would be kind of cute.

If Religion had not had such a bloody history, it would be kind of cute.
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
You're also describing most Muslims.Chizzang wrote:Because as we've discussed on here many times
1) American Christians don't know the bible (at all)
2) American Christians commonly call themselves Christian yet don't entirely believe "the miracles"
3) American Christians like the "idea of Christianity" more than the nuts and bolts
4) Church and faith "feel good" and Christianity is the home faith
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
Do they "pick and choose" or do the interpret things differently?Grizalltheway wrote:And 100% of Christians pick and choose what they want to believe/follow from the Bible. Somethin' tells me ol' God wouldn't like people taking his Word so lightly...
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
That doesn't jive with the bible.CAA Flagship wrote:Because the 10 Commandments are an easier read.
Thou shall not kill.
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
Uhh, how else would one interpret these?CAA Flagship wrote:Do they "pick and choose" or do the interpret things differently?Grizalltheway wrote:
And 100% of Christians pick and choose what they want to believe/follow from the Bible. Somethin' tells me ol' God wouldn't like people taking his Word so lightly...
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"Kill any false prophets"
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
Because the Koran doesn't have a New Testament?kalm wrote:Nearly 1/3 of Americans believe the bible should be taken literally. Why aren't these pussies acting out on God's commands like all of the muslims are?
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You must kill those who worship another god. Exodus 22:20
Kill any friends or family that worship a god that is different than your own. Deuteronomy 13:6-10
Kill all the inhabitants of any city where you find people that worship differently than you. Deuteronomy 13:12-16
Kill everyone who has religious views that are different than your own. Deuteronomy 17:2-7
Kill anyone who refuses to listen to a priest. Deuteronomy 17:12-13
Kill any false prophets. Deuteronomy 18:20
Any city that doesn’t receive the followers of Jesus will be destroyed in a manner even more savage than that of Sodom and Gomorrah. Mark 6:11
Jude reminds us that God destroys those who don’t believe in him. Jude 5
Don’t associate with non-Christians. Don’t receive them into your house or even exchange greeting with them. 2 John 1:10
Shun those who disagree with your religious views. Romans 16:17
Paul, knowing that their faith would crumble if subjected to free and critical inquiry, tells his followers to avoid philosophy. Colossians 2:8
Whoever denies “that Jesus is the Christ” is a liar and an anti-Christ. 1 John 2:22
Christians are “of God;” everyone else is wicked. 1 John 5:19
The non-Christian is “a deceiver and an anti-Christ” 2 John 1:7
Anyone who doesn’t share Paul’s beliefs has “an evil heart.” Hebrews 3:12
False Jews are members of “the synagogue of Satan.” Revelations 2:9, 3:9
Everyone will have to worship Jesus -- whether they want to or not. Philippians 2:10
A Christian can not be accused of any wrongdoing. Romans 8:33
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
Fundies believe it all. Jews also follow the Old Testament.Cluck U wrote:Because the Koran doesn't have a New Testament?kalm wrote:Nearly 1/3 of Americans believe the bible should be taken literally. Why aren't these pussies acting out on God's commands like all of the muslims are?
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
Yeah...except I doubt that most Christians would say that people should be killed when drawing a funny picture of Jesus.kalm wrote:You're also describing most Muslims.Chizzang wrote:Because as we've discussed on here many times
1) American Christians don't know the bible (at all)
2) American Christians commonly call themselves Christian yet don't entirely believe "the miracles"
3) American Christians like the "idea of Christianity" more than the nuts and bolts
4) Church and faith "feel good" and Christianity is the home faith
The difference seems to be that most Christians don't give a hoot about the Bible, but also don't condone killing people that don't believe in their God.
When Muslins are asked if people should be stoned or killed for minor offenses, or for flipping off the Koran or rejecting Islam...you get a slightly different answer.
CHOP!
But sure, keep trying to draw parallels...just make sure you use a very, very wide brush.
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
Yes, but the Jews love money more than God, so you can always bribe your way out of trouble with them.kalm wrote:Fundies believe it all. Jews also follow the Old Testament.Cluck U wrote:
Because the Koran doesn't have a New Testament?
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
Half the Muslims are illiterate and havn't even read the Koran much less subscribe to the Amsterdam Daily Gazzette.Cluck U wrote:Yeah...except I doubt that most Christians would say that people should be killed when drawing a funny picture of Jesus.kalm wrote:
You're also describing most Muslims.
The difference seems to be that most Christians don't give a hoot about the Bible, but also don't condone killing people that don't believe in their God.
When Muslins are asked if people should be stoned or killed for minor offenses, or for flipping off the Koran or rejecting Islam...you get a slightly different answer.
CHOP!
But sure, keep trying to draw parallels...just make sure you use a very, very wide brush.
Not making parallels, just pointing out that most religious people are full of shit and judging an entire population based on what their book says is flawed.
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
And that defends Muslin behavior, how?kalm wrote:Half the Muslims are illiterate and havn't even read the Koran much less subscribe to the Amsterdam Daily Gazzette.Cluck U wrote:
Yeah...except I doubt that most Christians would say that people should be killed when drawing a funny picture of Jesus.
The difference seems to be that most Christians don't give a hoot about the Bible, but also don't condone killing people that don't believe in their God.
When Muslins are asked if people should be stoned or killed for minor offenses, or for flipping off the Koran or rejecting Islam...you get a slightly different answer.
CHOP!
But sure, keep trying to draw parallels...just make sure you use a very, very wide brush.![]()
Not making parallels, just pointing out that most religious people are full of shit and judging an entire population based on what their book says is flawed.
Nobody of sound mind cares what is written in a religious book because few read it. People of sound mind do, however, care about the actions of those who read or don't read the book.
Think of it this way:
Christians are similar to a police officer who ignores the law book that says someone should be arrested and killed for smoking a joint in their own home. If you ask them to go in and shoot the perp, they'll say that behavior is wrong regardless of what the law book says and regardless of whether the cop actually read the book.
The Muslins, on the other hand, are more likely to break down the door, drag the kid out into the street, cut off his hands, and, if he doesn't repent, stone him to death, whether they've read the law book or not.
So you can keep trumpeting on about whether people have read their religious books, and that today's religions are essentially the same, but that doesn't matter in the real world where people are acting on what they are told, and what they believe, their religion says.
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
Because there's more to tell. If we went your route, we could actually trim it down to two...Grizalltheway wrote:So the 10 Commandments supersede everything in the Bible? Why don't churches just preach to those every Sunday?89Hen wrote: Hey, don't spoil kalm's thread.
“Teacher, which is the great commandment in the Law?” And he said to him, “You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the great and first commandment. And second is like it: You shall love your neighbor as yourself. On these two commandments depend all the Law and the Prophets.” Matthew 22:36–40

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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
Unless your neighbor's a fag, amirite?89Hen wrote:Because there's more to tell. If we went your route, we could actually trim it down to two...Grizalltheway wrote:
So the 10 Commandments supersede everything in the Bible? Why don't churches just preach to those every Sunday?
“Teacher, which is the great commandment in the Law?” And he said to him, “You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the great and first commandment. And second is like it: You shall love your neighbor as yourself. On these two commandments depend all the Law and the Prophets.” Matthew 22:36–40
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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
Nope. Love everyone.Grizalltheway wrote:Unless your neighbor's a fag, amirite?89Hen wrote: Because there's more to tell. If we went your route, we could actually trim it down to two...
“Teacher, which is the great commandment in the Law?” And he said to him, “You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the great and first commandment. And second is like it: You shall love your neighbor as yourself. On these two commandments depend all the Law and the Prophets.” Matthew 22:36–40

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Re: Religion of Peace Part Deux
Ewwww. Sounds liberal.89Hen wrote:Nope. Love everyone.Grizalltheway wrote: Unless your neighbor's a fag, amirite?



