Paging Spandos: X-37B

[89Hen]

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/13/us/air-fo ... ?hpt=hp_c2

The U.S. Air Force's mysterious unmanned space plane, the X-37B, is about to come back to Earth after nearly two years in orbit on a mission the military won't tell us much about.

The X-37B is expected to land at Vandenberg Air Force Base in California, the Air Force said.

The base did not give an exact time for the landing, but a notice to aviators and mariners on the Federal Aviation Administration's website said airspace around the Southern California base would be closed from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. PT Tuesday.

[travelinman67]

Psyops...global mind control...

Spent past two years broadcasting 365 24/7 non-stop updates on the Kardashians.

[ASUG8]

Psyops...global mind control...

Spent past two years broadcasting 365 24/7 non-stop updates on the Kardashians.

This.
Along with some low earth orbit chemtrails to further weaken our resolve to fight against the NWO.

[Ivytalk]

Help, I can't find my tinfoil hat!

[HI54UNI]

Help, I can't find my tinfoil hat!

The X-37B was designed to defeat the tinfoil hat. You now need one of these

[93henfan]

[GannonFan]

I like it. We got cool stuff.

[VictorG]

Top secret but it actually was an attempt to break the record for a "straight" person to abstain from female contact currently held by our resident Wyomingite.....


PS...They failed!

[AZGrizFan]

I like it. We got cool stuff.

And that's only the stuff we KNOW about.

[grizzaholic]

This was just a spaceship that had ZERO intelligence and was only sent up to confuse everyone else. Similar to the stations that sent ' White Noise ' for the Russians to try and figure out during the Cold War.

[GannonFan]

I like it. We got cool stuff.

And that's only the stuff we KNOW about.

And I'm cool with that as long as we keep winning. And not Charlie Sheen winning.

[89Hen]

BTW, the "X-37B"... sounds like something from...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV8YbLvGrb0[/youtube]

[93henfan]

89 fits in the weird age demographic between the boomers and Gen X. He points out things that aren't old enough to be classic but are too old to be contemporary.

I have honestly never heard of Captain Scarlet.

[89Hen]

89 fits in the weird age demographic between the boomers and Gen X. He points out things that aren't old enough to be classic but are too old to be contemporary.

I have honestly never heard of Captain Scarlet.

Oh, they're classic alright. Surely you remember:

Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot
Ultraman
The Space Giants

[dbackjon]

89 fits in the weird age demographic between the boomers and Gen X. He points out things that aren't old enough to be classic but are too old to be contemporary.

I have honestly never heard of Captain Scarlet.

Oh, they're classic alright. Surely you remember:

Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot
Ultraman
The Space Giants

None of the above

[93henfan]

89 fits in the weird age demographic between the boomers and Gen X. He points out things that aren't old enough to be classic but are too old to be contemporary.

I have honestly never heard of Captain Scarlet.

Oh, they're classic alright. Surely you remember:

Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot
Ultraman
The Space Giants

I loved Ultraman. It was on Ch 48 (for us Philly marketers) after school IIRC. I do remember the little nip kids holding up their necklace whenever they fucked up and pissed off a scaley monster and then Ultraman would put down his blunt and come down and kick ass.

Don't recall the other two.

[93henfan]

I loved Star Blazers too, but that came along late 70s/early 80s.

[89Hen]

Oh, they're classic alright. Surely you remember:

Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot
Ultraman
The Space Giants

I loved Ultraman. It was on Ch 48 (for us Philly marketers) after school IIRC. I do remember the little nip kids holding up their necklace whenever they fucked up and pissed off a scaley monster and then Ultraman would put down his blunt and come down and kick ass.

Don't recall the other two.

The were similar (Japanese sci-fi) but even cheesier if you believe it. 17, 29 and 48 ruled after school.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg2-ZKvMrIQ[/youtube]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8kM_ps5uVo[/youtube]

[CAA Flagship]

89 fits in the weird age demographic between the boomers and Gen X. He points out things that aren't old enough to be classic but are too old to be contemporary.

I have honestly never heard of Captain Scarlet.

Oh, they're classic alright. Surely you remember:

Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot
Ultraman
The Space Giants

Holy smokes.
I don't have a clue on any of those.

The obscure shit in my childhood included:
Gigantor
Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse
Banana Splits
Johnny Quest

[93henfan]

Oh, they're classic alright. Surely you remember:

Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot
Ultraman
The Space Giants

Holy smokes.
I don't have a clue on any of those.

The obscure shit in my childhood included:
Gigantor
Courageous Cat and Minute Mouse
Banana Splits
Johnny Quest

Captain Noah and Chief Halftown just rolled over in their graves.

[89Hen]

Captain Noah

Send your pictures, to dear old Captain Noah. Send today, send right away...

That dude had the ultimate Philly accent.

[SeattleGriz]

I got to sit in the X-37B for lunch, as the cafeteria was full - overflow.

[expandspanos]

Haven't really looked into it much.. looks like the old Space Shuttle.. just with a facelift.. Doubt it was in space, or they'd show us some video.

Just to find out where we are.. you think this footage is real, don't you?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMINSD7MmT4[/youtube]

[expandspanos]

Do you think this is real footage?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOdzhQS_MMw[/youtube]

[BlueHen86]

Do you think this is real footage?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOdzhQS_MMw[/youtube]

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