Tbag, lay down on the couch. Let's talk.

[D1B]

How are you feeling?

[D1B]

Tell me about those voices in your head. Do you have names for them?

[D1B]

What is your day like since you dropped out? Have you been able to find constructive activities to fill in the void?

[Cap'n Cat]

We love you, T. It's OK. We just want you to get better.


"I'm listening."

[D1B]

Please list all the medications you're currently taking.

[D1B]

We love you, T. It's OK. We just want you to get better.


"I'm listening."

Thanks, Cap'n. We're all in this together. No soldier gets left behind!

Our friend Tbag will be a new man soon.

[Bronco]

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If and when progressives/socialists/commies take over we will all need to be on medication

Via NRO:

Nebraska school district has instructed its teachers to stop referring to students by “gendered expressions” such as “boys and girls,” and use “gender inclusive” ones such as “purple penguins” instead.

“Don’t use phrases such as ‘boys and girls,’ ‘you guys,’ ‘ladies and gentlemen,’ and similarly gendered expressions to get kids’ attention,” instructs a training document given to middle-school teachers at the Lincoln Public Schools.

“Create classroom names and then ask all of the ‘purple penguins’ to meet on the rug,” it advises.
The document also warns against asking students to “line up as boys or girls,” and suggests asking them to line up by whether they prefer “skateboards or bikes/milk or juice/dogs or cats/summer or winter/talking or listening.”

“Always ask yourself . . . ‘Will this configuration create a gendered space?’” the document says.
The instructions were part of a list called “12 steps on the way to gender inclusiveness” developed by Gender Spectrum, an organization that “provides education, training and support to help create a gender sensitive and inclusive environment for children of all ages.”

[Ibanez]

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If and when progressives/socialists/commies take over we will all need to be on medication

Via NRO:

Nebraska school district has instructed its teachers to stop referring to students by “gendered expressions” such as “boys and girls,” and use “gender inclusive” ones such as “purple penguins” instead.

“Don’t use phrases such as ‘boys and girls,’ ‘you guys,’ ‘ladies and gentlemen,’ and similarly gendered expressions to get kids’ attention,” instructs a training document given to middle-school teachers at the Lincoln Public Schools.

“Create classroom names and then ask all of the ‘purple penguins’ to meet on the rug,” it advises.
The document also warns against asking students to “line up as boys or girls,” and suggests asking them to line up by whether they prefer “skateboards or bikes/milk or juice/dogs or cats/summer or winter/talking or listening.”

“Always ask yourself . . . ‘Will this configuration create a gendered space?’” the document says.
The instructions were part of a list called “12 steps on the way to gender inclusiveness” developed by Gender Spectrum, an organization that “provides education, training and support to help create a gender sensitive and inclusive environment for children of all ages.”

Purple Penguins? That's absolutely ridiculous.

Which is more "dangerous?" Referring to a boy as a boy or as a penguin!? JTFC.

[D1B]

"Hansel. Big D here. Yeah, it was good stuff, now STFU. Bring in another couch for Bronco, pronto."

"Yes sir. Say is that Bronco out in the parking lot in the diaper smearing shit all over the mailbox?"

"Yes it is."

"Should I hit the Piggly Wiggly and get some bleach and paper towels?"

"Good call. Oh and can you get a job application for Tbag?"

"You bet."

"Get the fuck out of here and hurry up."

[D1B]

T, you said you woke up in the middle of the night, with stained pajamas, screaming "D1B." Tell me more about this.

[Bronco]

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so true

Study Confirms: Weaklings More Likely to Be Liberal

Often science confirms the intuitively obvious. For example:

Men who are strong are more likely to take a right-wing stance, while weaker men support the welfare state, researchers claim.

Their study discovered a link between a man’s upper-body strength and their political views.
Scientists from Aarhus University in Denmark collected data on bicep size, socio-economic status and support for economic redistribution from hundreds in America, Argentina and Denmark.

The figures revealed that men with higher upper-body strength were less likely to support left-wing policies on the redistribution of wealth.

Again we see that liberalism is the ideology of weaklings, a tool by which the 90-lb. coward can use the State to seize the property of those he resents but dare not try to compete with fairly.

Take heart, moonbats. Maybe there is hope. Rigorous exercise might help you strengthen your bodies to the point that you no longer feel so powerless and pathetic as to need to identify with authoritarian government. Then your character might become strong as well.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... views.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Grizalltheway]

And conks are more likely to beat their spouses/children, abuse alcohol and prescription drugs, judge people they know nothing about (which their god explicitly tells them not to do), and just generally be abrasive pricks.

So you've got that goin' for ya.

[dbackjon]

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so true

Study Confirms: Weaklings More Likely to Be Liberal

Often science confirms the intuitively obvious. For example:

Men who are strong are more likely to take a right-wing stance, while weaker men support the welfare state, researchers claim.

Their study discovered a link between a man’s upper-body strength and their political views.
Scientists from Aarhus University in Denmark collected data on bicep size, socio-economic status and support for economic redistribution from hundreds in America, Argentina and Denmark.

The figures revealed that men with higher upper-body strength were less likely to support left-wing policies on the redistribution of wealth.

Again we see that liberalism is the ideology of weaklings, a tool by which the 90-lb. coward can use the State to seize the property of those he resents but dare not try to compete with fairly.

Take heart, moonbats. Maybe there is hope. Rigorous exercise might help you strengthen your bodies to the point that you no longer feel so powerless and pathetic as to need to identify with authoritarian government. Then your character might become strong as well.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... views.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

So Conks all have little-penis syndrome, and are bullies. Makes perfect sense.

[Bronco]

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sounds like the story is hitting home

[CAA Flagship]

Moonbats

[D1B]

"Julian, get Tbagger on the phone. He missed another session."

"My ass hurts. Are you getting bigger or is my balloon knot shrinking?"

"I don't want to talk about this right now, but yes I'm bigger and thanks for noticing."

"Big D, do you think Tbag will ever come back?"

"No I don't."

[Bronco]

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Sissies strike again.

Film at link

A Mobile, Ala., mom says school officials forced her daughter to sign a contract promising not to commit suicide or harm others after the kindergartner "drew something that resembled a gun," then pointed a crayon at another kid and said "pew, pew!"

5-year-old Elizabeth was sent home after school officials made her take a questionnaire to evaluating her for suicidal thoughts, then had her sign the safety contract promising to contact an adult if she was thinking of suicide or homicide. This all happened while her mom waited in the lobby to pick her up, the upset parent told WPMI.

According to her mom, Elizabeth didn't know most of the words on the contract she signed. "Suicide," in particular, was a new one for her.

"Mommy, daddy, what is suicide?" Elizabeth's mother says she asked.

The school, E.R. Dickson Elementary, didn't respond to WPMI's request for comment on whether treating 5-year-olds as suicide risks is normal protocol in these situations.

Elizabeth's mom said school officials recommended the 5-year-old see a psychiatrist.

She refused.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/kin ... ct-n222641" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[houndawg]

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Sissies strike again.

Film at link

A Mobile, Ala., mom says school officials forced her daughter to sign a contract promising not to commit suicide or harm others after the kindergartner "drew something that resembled a gun," then pointed a crayon at another kid and said "pew, pew!"

5-year-old Elizabeth was sent home after school officials made her take a questionnaire to evaluating her for suicidal thoughts, then had her sign the safety contract promising to contact an adult if she was thinking of suicide or homicide. This all happened while her mom waited in the lobby to pick her up, the upset parent told WPMI.

According to her mom, Elizabeth didn't know most of the words on the contract she signed. "Suicide," in particular, was a new one for her.

"Mommy, daddy, what is suicide?" Elizabeth's mother says she asked.

The school, E.R. Dickson Elementary, didn't respond to WPMI's request for comment on whether treating 5-year-olds as suicide risks is normal protocol in these situations.

Elizabeth's mom said school officials recommended the 5-year-old see a psychiatrist.

She refused.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/kin ... ct-n222641" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

What do expect from a sissy state like Alabama?

[Chizzang]

Is this study the one that sits right next to the IQ test and Liberals scores vs. Conservatives scores
Because that one will make you laugh hard

The DUMBER you are the more likely you are conservative (its a scientific fact kids)

So yeah... Weaklings are Liberals okay you got no argument from me

[Bronco]

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According to you guys this guy is the smartest you have.



Maybe not as smart as many of you have led us to believe
I can only imagine how this would be on the news every other minute if it was Bush or Palin

BHO and the OBGYN

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4libw-PhPZ8[/youtube]

[BlueHen86]

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According to you guys this guy is the smartest you have.



Maybe not as smart as many of you have led us to believe
I can only imagine how this would be on the news every other minute if it was Bush or Palin

BHO and the OBGYN

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4libw-PhPZ8[/youtube]

He's certainly smarter than the guy who held office before him.

[houndawg]

A colony of squirrels lives in the walnut trees in our yard. Their droppings are smarter than the miserable failure that preceded this clown.