Ted Nugent...Victim or Douchebag?

[kalm]

It takes something to be banned for racism...in North Idaho!

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[JohnStOnge]

Interesting because when I read about this the first thing I thought about was his "Great White Buffalo" song where he made the Indians or Native Americans or whatever you want to call them sound superior to the "White Man."

Well, listen everybody
To what I got to say.
There's hope for tomorrow,
Ooh, we're workin' on today.
Well, it happened long ago,
In the new magic land

The Indian and the buffalo
They existed hand in hand
The Indian needed food,
He needed skins for a roof.
But he only took what they needed, baby
Millions of buffalo were the proof

Yeah, it's all right

But then came the white man,
With his thick and empty head.
He couldnt see past the billfold,
He wanted all the buffalo dead.
It was sad...It was sad.

Oh yeah
Yes, indeed
Oh, yes

It happened a long time ago, baby.
In the new magic land.
See, the Indian and the buffalo
They existed hand in hand
The Indians, they needed some food,
And some skins for a roof
They only took what they needed, baby.
Millions of buffalo were the proof, yeah.

But then came the white dogs,
With their thick and empty heads
They couldnt see past the billfold
They wanted all the buffalo dead

Everything was so sad

When I looked above the canyon wall
Some strong eyes did I see
I think it's somebody comin' around
To save my ass, baby
I think- I think he's comin' around
To save you and me.

Boys
I said above the canyon wall.
Strong eyes did glow
It was the leader of the land, baby

Oh my God,
The great white buffalo!
Look out!!!! Look out!!!!!!!

Well, he got the battered herd
He led 'em 'cross the land
With the great white buffalo,
They gonna make a final stand

The great white buffalo
Comin' around to make a final stand.

Well, look out here he comes.
The great white buffalo, baby.
The great white buffalo
Look out, here he comes
He's doin' all right
Makin' everything all right

Yeah, yeah, yeah

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaCjW_VAmo0[/youtube]

[travelinman67]

It takes something to be banned for racism...in North Idaho!

http://radio.com/2014/07/23/ted-nugent- ... democrats/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

...from an Indian Casino.

[houndawg]

mostly douchebag.

[ASUG8]

I don't have to click the link to vote douchebag. His draft evasion along with questionable talent and whacko right-wing opinions are enough for me.

[AZGrizFan]

I don't have to click the link to vote douchebag. His draft evasion along with questionable talent and whacko right-wing opinions are enough for me.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqFUEcM9wR0[/youtube]

These lyrics are GENIUS:

All right! It's zee Wango, zee Tango
1-2-3-4
Come on boys

Time to Wango
My baby she like to rock
My baby she like to roll
My baby she can dance all night
My baby got no control
She do the Wango Tango
My baby she can scream and shout

My baby she can move it out
My baby she can take a chance
My baby got a brand new dance
Wango Tango

Wango Tango
It's a Wango Tango
Ooooh yeah!
Baby!

My baby like to rock
My baby like to roll
My baby like to dance all night
She got no control
She do...

Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Ooooh yeah!

Baby! Baby! Baby! Ooooh I like the way you look baby
You look like you're made for me honey

If you wanna take a little chance
I'm gonna show you a new dance
Baby I gotta Wango down one time with you honey
I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it
Well, it's a brand new dance
It been sweepin' the nation
I said a brand new dance
A rock 'n' roll sensation
Yeah I like it baby, I do it every night
I got to do it 'cos I like it so good
Oh honey believe it baby
You see it's a crazed gyration of the rock generation
It's my motivation to avoid the nauseation, frustratio

When I need some lubrication - Baby!
Kinda like, goes kinda like this
You take her right ankle out
You take her left ankle out
You get her belly propped down
You get her butt propped up
Yeah lookin' good now baby
I think you're in the right position now baby
I'm gonna get a little talcum
I'm gonna borrow it from Malcolm
Yeah you look so good baby I'm startin to drool all over myself

I got salivate late, salivate late, salivate late
I got the droolin', droolin', get all wet, salivate, salivate
Got salivate, salivate, salivate, salivate, heh heh heh
Yeah you look so good baby, I like it, I like it, I like it
You know what I been talkin' about honey
It's a nice dance, we gotta a nice dance goin' here
Now what you gotta do, I'll tell you what you gotta do
You got to pretend your face is a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a gettin' hotty
It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati
It's a fast one too man, that thing's turbocharged
You feel like a little fuel injection honey?
I'll tell ya about it, I'll tell you about it
I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff
I'll check out the hood scoop
I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up,
Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh
You've been drivin' all night long
It's time to put the old Maserati away
So you look for a garage, you think you see a garage
Wait a minute, Hey!, there's one up ahead
And the damn thing's open
Hello! Get in there!

Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?)
Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?)

Is my baby alive?
She Wango'd to death
Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango
Wango Tango (Wango Tango)
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Tango
Wango Wango
Tango Tango
Wango Wango Wango Wango
Tango Tango Tango Tango

[AZGrizFan]

And the award for the greatest album cover ever?

Ted Nugent, of course...

[bandl]

When was the last time he was relevant?
And his music sucks. Only people who have ever tried to blow themselves like his music.

[kalm]

And the award for the greatest album cover ever?

Ted Nugent, of course...

I can think of a better one.

[AZGrizFan]

And the award for the greatest album cover ever?

Ted Nugent, of course...

I can think of a better one.

Well, let's see it then, hot shot.

[Bronco]

-
Our own Griz Chick on the cover

[Baldy]

When was the last time he was relevant?
And his music sucks. Only people who have ever tried to blow themselves like his music.

If you could, you would.

[Ibanez]

When was the last time he was relevant?
And his music sucks. Only people who have ever tried to blow themselves like his music.

Last time? When was he ever relevant?

[kalm]

I can think of a better one.

Well, let's see it then, hot shot.

Well, I happen to know the chick in this one. I think you do too.

[Chizzang]

This album concerned my mother when I was in 8th grade and it was sitting in my collection...

[Grizalltheway]

ANAL BUM COVER!

[AZGrizFan]

Well, let's see it then, hot shot.

Well, I happen to know the chick in this one. I think you do too.

Not even close.

[AZGrizFan]

This album concerned my mother when I was in 8th grade and it was sitting in my collection...

Now this one...

[Chizzang]

This album concerned my mother when I was in 8th grade and it was sitting in my collection...

Now this one...

Then came this album a year later... she was not pleased

[kalm]

Well, I happen to know the chick in this one. I think you do too.

Not even close.

I'm cursing at you in Polson's inside voice!

[dbackjon]

-
Our own Griz Chick on the cover

Yup!

[Baldy]

This album concerned my mother when I was in 8th grade and it was sitting in my collection...

ChizzJSO.

[Chizzang]

This album concerned my mother when I was in 8th grade and it was sitting in my collection...

ChizzJSO.

I was 13 when I purchased this album
BTW I still have it - and its still at my mothers house (I kid you not)
She's got all of my albums from when I was in high school


My mom is the coolest old lady in the world

[CID1990]

ChizzJSO.

I was 13 when I purchased this album
BTW I still have it - and its still at my mothers house (I kid you not)
She's got all of my albums from when I was in high school


My mom is the coolest old lady in the world

hell that album cover concerns ME even

Scorpions were the first concert I ever went to sans parents

Love at First Sting tour- Greensboro NC

[ASUG8]

Well, let's see it then, hot shot.

Well, I happen to know the chick in this one. I think you do too.

Heck, me and the wife have had beers with her. Classy lady.