Why Aren’t There More Gay People?

[CID1990]

my sister has gonnorhea. Bellies R US wouldn't be able to piss with a straight face for two weeks after nailing it

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[andy7171]

my sister has standards. Bellies R US could only dream of nailing one of my relatives.

FcsPat just ticked up with this post. Bellies R Us is a keeper!

[Cap'n Cat]

By the nature of their sexual orientation, Gays have a hard time reproducing, therefore natural selection takes over and the gay genes are bred out of the pool.

[Cap'n Cat]

I don't have a belly.

TALKING ABOUT THE 2 TURDS FROM UNI!

Hmmm.

Listen, you pipsqueak cunt, you and I are gonna meet at an FCS game somewhere and I'll be my usual friendly and outgoing Cap'n self (ask any of the dozens of people on this board who have met me or D). I'll shake your hand and smile, make small talk, laugh about CS.com and shit.

But, then, quicker than your bloodshot mulatto eyes can blink, I'm gonna shove a beer bottle up yours and your Mom's asses, then force a wine bottle up your wife/girlfriend's pussy and shatter it with repeated blows from my girthy knee.

Just because you called me a turd on here, Byron.

[CAA Flagship]

TALKING ABOUT THE 2 TURDS FROM UNI!

Hmmm.

Listen, you pipsqueak cunt, you and I are gonna meet at an FCS game somewhere and I'll be my usual friendly and outgoing Cap'n self (ask any of the dozens of people on this board who have met me or D). I'll shake your hand and smile, make small talk, laugh about CS.com and shit.

But, then, quicker than your bloodshot mulatto eyes can blink, I'm gonna shove a beer bottle up yours and your Mom's asses, then force a wine bottle up your wife/girlfriend's pussy and shatter it with repeated blows from my girthy knee.

Just because you called me a turd on here, Byron.

Kinky