Maryland Loses, Tennessee Wins

[bandl]

Funny story: at my sister's wedding reception last year, I was sitting right next to the wedding party's table with my family. My sister's some sort of pseudo-vegetarian, and only eats seafood. The rest of us were eating a delicious whole-roated hog, and she was having salmon or something. At one point my grandma says "hmm, something smells like fish in here".

In my half-drunk state, without considering the double entendra, I lean over and say to her "hey, [insert real name here], your fish is stinking up the whole place!"

Are you going to get to the funny part?

[BDKJMU]

As opposed to an asshole.

You are what you eat.


Which would explain why BDK is both an ass and a dick.

So you're calling yourself a pussy?

[travelinman67]

I have yet to meet one of these "church-er" people. But I don't go talking about religion with strangers. If I get one of those walk around groups come to my door, they usually leave when they hear I'm Catholic.

You've never had your bosses' boss start talking religion while you were both at the urinal (or bring a femaie co-worker in to his office and tell her that she parties too much and that he's been praying for her and she should attend his church).

Dback, you do realize the shit you witnessed in TN would take about 20 years of therapy to square away?

Evil and evil people exist. Reconcile THAT, and life makes sense.

[dbackjon]

I tried pussy a couple times. First time it smelled so bad I almost vomited. Second time was meh

As opposed to an asshole.

Got to be cleaned first (by them, not me).

[andy7171]

Funny story: at my sister's wedding reception last year, I was sitting right next to the wedding party's table with my family. My sister's some sort of pseudo-vegetarian, and only eats seafood. The rest of us were eating a delicious whole-roated hog, and she was having salmon or something. At one point my grandma says "hmm, something smells like fish in here".

In my half-drunk state, without considering the double entendra, I lean over and say to her "hey, [insert real name here], your fish is stinking up the whole place!"

Back on ignore.

[andy7171]

I have yet to meet one of these "church-er" people. But I don't go talking about religion with strangers. If I get one of those walk around groups come to my door, they usually leave when they hear I'm Catholic.

You've never had your bosses' boss start talking religion while you were both at the urinal (or bring a femaie co-worker in to his office and tell her that she parties too much and that he's been praying for her and she should attend his church).

No.

Only real conversation I've had in a bathroom that I can remember was with you at an establishment I don't care to mention.

[Ibanez]

You are what you eat.


Which would explain why BDK is both an ass and a dick.

So you're calling yourself a pussy?

Better than a ass.

[dbackjon]

You've never had your bosses' boss start talking religion while you were both at the urinal (or bring a femaie co-worker in to his office and tell her that she parties too much and that he's been praying for her and she should attend his church).

No.

Only real conversation I've had in a bathroom that I can remember was with you at an establishment I don't care to mention.

[Grizalltheway]

Funny story: at my sister's wedding reception last year, I was sitting right next to the wedding party's table with my family. My sister's some sort of pseudo-vegetarian, and only eats seafood. The rest of us were eating a delicious whole-roated hog, and she was having salmon or something. At one point my grandma says "hmm, something smells like fish in here".

In my half-drunk state, without considering the double entendra, I lean over and say to her "hey, [insert real name here], your fish is stinking up the whole place!"

Back on ignore.

Stop talking about and do it, Hodor.

[Grizalltheway]

Funny story: at my sister's wedding reception last year, I was sitting right next to the wedding party's table with my family. My sister's some sort of pseudo-vegetarian, and only eats seafood. The rest of us were eating a delicious whole-roated hog, and she was having salmon or something. At one point my grandma says "hmm, something smells like fish in here".

In my half-drunk state, without considering the double entendra, I lean over and say to her "hey, [insert real name here], your fish is stinking up the whole place!"

Are you going to get to the funny part?

Don't worry, I'll poop on your chest in due time.