1. 89Hen - I picture Brother Hen as kinda of an Opie Taylor-type kid with freckles, hairless bottom, knock-knees and nice, long eyelashes, the latter being my favorite attribute in a partner. And, all this unattractive Conk shit he spews - all bluster. Closet Liberal. I picture him and me behind a lilac bush at an outdoor Janeane Garofalo speech....
2. IvyTalk - I'd nuzzle IT's pizzle just cuz I admire him and what he's accomplished in his life - barrister, judge, father, family man, etc. Kinda like a student blowing an adored professor, ya know? Or, like if Tman got 20 minutes alone in the Oval Office with The Gipper, circa 1984.
3. SuperHornet - I would NOT really blow SuperHornet. Rather, I'd troll for all the teenage chicks he's got swimming around him 24/7.
4. Grizo - Two old guys with nothing much left to do in life.... Fuck, might as well try this cocksucking thing. No one would ever know...except us.
5. Tman67 - a pity hummer. Who the fuck else is gonna suck that crabby motherfucker's dick????
What about you guys?
Grizo:
"Come on, Cappy, ya fat bastard, let's get this done, already...."
