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Kentucky Senator debunks Global Warming!

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T-man will be quite proud!
"I don't want to get into the debate about climate change. But I will just simply point out that I think that in academia we all agree that the temperature on Mars is exactly as it is here. Nobody will dispute that. Yet there are no coal mines on Mars, there's no factories on Mars that I'm aware of. So I think what we're looking at is something much greater than what we're going to do."
Smith claims that Earth is exactly the same temperature as Mars. According to NASA, the Earth's average temperature is 57 degrees Fahrenheit. By contrast, Mars has an average temperature of negative 81 degrees Fahrenheit.
http://www.nationaljournal.com/energy/k ... s-20140708" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


WHEN WILL NASA ADMIT TO COOKING THE BOOKS ON THE TEMPERATURE OF MARS?! IT'S TIME TO FESS UP!
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Mars aint the kind of place to raise a kid. In fact, it's cold as hell.
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Skjellyfetti wrote:T-man will be quite proud!
"I don't want to get into the debate about climate change. But I will just simply point out that I think that in academia we all agree that the temperature on Mars is exactly as it is here. Nobody will dispute that. Yet there are no coal mines on Mars, there's no factories on Mars that I'm aware of. So I think what we're looking at is something much greater than what we're going to do."
Smith claims that Earth is exactly the same temperature as Mars. According to NASA, the Earth's average temperature is 57 degrees Fahrenheit. By contrast, Mars has an average temperature of negative 81 degrees Fahrenheit.
http://www.nationaljournal.com/energy/k ... s-20140708" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


WHEN WILL NASA ADMIT TO COOKING THE BOOKS ON THE TEMPERATURE OF MARS?! IT'S TIME TO FESS UP!
So, his margin of error is about the same as the NOAA's then.
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89Hen wrote:Mars aint the kind of place to raise a kid. In fact, it's cold as hell.
Mars is Red.
Communists are Red.
Therefore, Mars is a Communist Planet!

Stick with me....
The further from the sun you go,the colder it gets.
Mars is far from the Sun and it's cold.
Russia is Cold.

MARS IS A COMMUNIST PLANET!
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STILL doesn't top Guam tipping over.
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CID1990 wrote:STILL doesn't top Guam tipping over.
Nor does it top asking if the Mars rover can get a picture of the flag the astronauts left there.
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People who think Mars is hotter than earth, because its red, make me laugh.
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andy7171 wrote:People who think Mars is hotter than earth, because its red, make me laugh.
Why do you think much of the south is so hot?

It's the red dirt
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Ibanez wrote:
89Hen wrote:Mars aint the kind of place to raise a kid. In fact, it's cold as hell.
Mars is Red.
Communists are Red.
Therefore, Mars is a Communist Planet!

Stick with me....
The further from the sun you go,the colder it gets.
Mars is far from the Sun and it's cold.
Russia is Cold.

MARS IS A COMMUNIST PLANET!

Bump. Why won't the MSM talk about this?
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clenz wrote:
andy7171 wrote:People who think Mars is hotter than earth, because its red, make me laugh.
Why do you think much of the south is so hot?

It's the red dirt

WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU!? :tothehand:
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Ibanez wrote:
clenz wrote: Why do you think much of the south is so hot?

It's the red dirt

WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU!? :tothehand:
I'm a spy....


wait.


No I'm not. I didn't say that :coffee:
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89Hen wrote:Mars aint the kind of place to raise a kid. In fact, it's cold as hell.

This Senator is no Rocket (Scientist) Man
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CID1990 wrote:STILL doesn't top Guam tipping over.

Getting close
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Ibanez wrote:
89Hen wrote:Mars aint the kind of place to raise a kid. In fact, it's cold as hell.
Mars is Red.
Communists are Red.
Therefore, Mars is a Communist Planet!

Stick with me....
The further from the sun you go,the colder it gets.
Mars is far from the Sun and it's cold.
Russia is Cold.

MARS IS A COMMUNIST PLANET!
Since states that vote Republican are called red states does that mean that those states are Communist states and therefore Republicans are actually Communists?

Bastages have been pretending to be patriotic, pro Merica statesman while they've been subversive MOFers the whole time! Spandos you got anything on this?
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dbackjon wrote:
CID1990 wrote:STILL doesn't top Guam tipping over.

Getting close

Not even

I mean you can come close to excusing someone of being ignorant of planetary science.. hell I would venture that only perhaps 25% of people in the world know jack sh!t about the climate on Mars

But thinking that an island might tip over because there are too many people on it requires a very special kind of stupid rarely seen even in Congress
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UNI88 wrote:
Ibanez wrote:
Mars is Red.
Communists are Red.
Therefore, Mars is a Communist Planet!

Stick with me....
The further from the sun you go,the colder it gets.
Mars is far from the Sun and it's cold.
Russia is Cold.

MARS IS A COMMUNIST PLANET!
Since states that vote Republican are called red states does that mean that those states are Communist states and therefore Republicans are actually Communists?

Bastages have been pretending to be patriotic, pro Merica statesman while they've been subversive MOFers the whole time! Spandos you got anything on this?
I can tell that some body has been reading my newsletters...

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It's just laughable anymore, these backward Conk fucks.

Aren't you Conks embarrassed even the LEAST bit?

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Cap'n Cat wrote:It's just laughable anymore, these backward Conk fucks.

Aren't you Conks embarrassed even the LEAST bit?

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Cap'n Cat wrote:It's just laughable anymore, these backward Conk fucks.

Aren't you Conks embarrassed even the LEAST bit?

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CID1990 wrote:
dbackjon wrote:

Getting close

Not even

I mean you can come close to excusing someone of being ignorant of planetary science.. hell I would venture that only perhaps 25% of people in the world know jack sh!t about the climate on Mars

But thinking that an island might tip over because there are too many people on it requires a very special kind of stupid rarely seen even in Congress
To be honest I couldn't tell you the first think about the Mars climate other than assuming it's probably pretty damn cold and not conducive to life as we know it, especially since we were told growing up that if the Earth were to stray even a little off orbit it would be way too hot/cold to survive.

Then again I'm also willing to admit that and would speak on it until I at least did a basic Google search
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CID1990 wrote:
dbackjon wrote:

Getting close

Not even

I mean you can come close to excusing someone of being ignorant of planetary science.. hell I would venture that only perhaps 25% of people in the world know jack sh!t about the climate on Mars

But thinking that an island might tip over because there are too many people on it requires a very special kind of stupid rarely seen even in Congress
25% of the poeple in the world don't know jack shit about OUR climate, let alone the climate on Mars. That number's probably closer to .25%.
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CID1990 wrote:
dbackjon wrote:

Getting close

Not even

I mean you can come close to excusing someone of being ignorant of planetary science.. hell I would venture that only perhaps 25% of people in the world know jack sh!t about the climate on Mars

But thinking that an island might tip over because there are too many people on it requires a very special kind of stupid rarely seen even in Congress
Aside from being named after the God of War and being Red, I don't know anything. However, common sense says that the further you are from a heat source, the colder you'll be.
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I think what he was probably referring to is a set of reports that Mars has been warming and, obviously, there are no humans there to cause that. It's unfortunate that he bungled it.
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CID1990 wrote:STILL doesn't top Guam tipping over.
Kentucky boy gets the win because he was dead serious. :thumb:
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Ibanez wrote:
CID1990 wrote:

Not even

I mean you can come close to excusing someone of being ignorant of planetary science.. hell I would venture that only perhaps 25% of people in the world know jack sh!t about the climate on Mars

But thinking that an island might tip over because there are too many people on it requires a very special kind of stupid rarely seen even in Congress
Aside from being named after the God of War and being Red, I don't know anything. However, common sense says that the further you are from a heat source, the colder you'll be.

Not necessarily. Depends if the planet has enough mass to have a molten core like Earth does.
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