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CID1990 wrote:You and Cap'n need to go back over there for an encore. The "I want a vagina" post still reigns supreme in the archiveD1B wrote:
Pretty sure you're referring to Bison Cunt.
CID,
You got a link for that?
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Look in the "Trash Can Treasures" subforum on the AGS Lounge.Cap'n Cat wrote:CID1990 wrote:
You and Cap'n need to go back over there for an encore. The "I want a vagina" post still reigns supreme in the archive
CID,
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http://www.anygivensaturday.com/showthr ... t-A-Vagina" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;Cap'n Cat wrote:CID1990 wrote:
You and Cap'n need to go back over there for an encore. The "I want a vagina" post still reigns supreme in the archive
CID,
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Hey, guys. OSBF and PFL are terrific people. Greg would leave his place in Normal, IL, just to drive to Cedar Falls for a game. He met us at a UNI @ WIU game on a last-minute drunken phone call from me and D.
PFL is a good gal, too. Loved everyone.
But, some of you guys had to be fucking assholes to them and, not only that, you gored them mercilessly until they left....even to this day, you do it. Some people deserve it, like Bison Fan in NW MN or native or Hansel or lakesbison or dicks like that, but these people were good folk. I was a good friend of Greg's and now, he won't even return e-mails, texts or phone calls...from the guy who went to bat for him in that onslaught from people like Z and T, Ibanez, HI5 and etc.
Slapping someone around is one thing. I used to do it. But, kicking people after they're waaaay down and turned to dust doesn't enhance the community on bit.
Fuck you.

PFL is a good gal, too. Loved everyone.
But, some of you guys had to be fucking assholes to them and, not only that, you gored them mercilessly until they left....even to this day, you do it. Some people deserve it, like Bison Fan in NW MN or native or Hansel or lakesbison or dicks like that, but these people were good folk. I was a good friend of Greg's and now, he won't even return e-mails, texts or phone calls...from the guy who went to bat for him in that onslaught from people like Z and T, Ibanez, HI5 and etc.
Slapping someone around is one thing. I used to do it. But, kicking people after they're waaaay down and turned to dust doesn't enhance the community on bit.
Fuck you.
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What did I do? I get teased relentlessly on here but I don't cry or ignore Bobbythekidd or ASUG8 when the call, email or text me. I don't think I ever communicated with OBSF, but PFL brought it on herself.Cap'n Cat wrote:Hey, guys. OSBF and PFL are terrific people. Greg would leave his place in Normal, IL, just to drive to Cedar Falls for a game. He met us at a UNI @ WIU game on a last-minute drunken phone call from me and D.
PFL is a good gal, too. Loved everyone.
But, some of you guys had to be fucking assholes to them and, not only that, you gored them mercilessly until they left....even to this day, you do it. Some people deserve it, like Bison Fan in NW MN or native or Hansel or lakesbison or dicks like that, but these people were good folk. I was a good friend of Greg's and now, he won't even return e-mails, texts or phone calls...from the guy who went to bat for him in that onslaught from people like Z and T, Ibanez, HI5 and etc.
Slapping someone around is one thing. I used to do it. But, kicking people after they're waaaay down and turned to dust doesn't enhance the community on bit.
Fuck you.
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CID1990 wrote:http://www.anygivensaturday.com/showthr ... t-A-Vagina" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;Cap'n Cat wrote:
CID,
You got a link for that?
Thanks, CID.
I just re-read that for first time since I wrote it!
I gotta submit that to Boy's Life or Seventeen or The American Spectator!
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You didn't do anything, Ibby. Like someone above said, "it's the Internet".Ibanez wrote:What did I do? I get teased relentlessly on here but I don't cry or ignore Bobbythekidd or ASUG8 when the call, email or text me. I don't think I ever communicated with OBSF, but PFL brought it on herself.Cap'n Cat wrote:Hey, guys. OSBF and PFL are terrific people. Greg would leave his place in Normal, IL, just to drive to Cedar Falls for a game. He met us at a UNI @ WIU game on a last-minute drunken phone call from me and D.
PFL is a good gal, too. Loved everyone.
But, some of you guys had to be fucking assholes to them and, not only that, you gored them mercilessly until they left....even to this day, you do it. Some people deserve it, like Bison Fan in NW MN or native or Hansel or lakesbison or dicks like that, but these people were good folk. I was a good friend of Greg's and now, he won't even return e-mails, texts or phone calls...from the guy who went to bat for him in that onslaught from people like Z and T, Ibanez, HI5 and etc.
Slapping someone around is one thing. I used to do it. But, kicking people after they're waaaay down and turned to dust doesn't enhance the community on bit.
Fuck you.
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Greg did disappear, but PFL is still kicking. She's probably just got life stuff going on. Once told me she sucks a really good cock. No shit.
Re: Top 50 cs.com Intellectual Posters
Did you ask for her to prove it? I mean, put up or shut up. Right?Cap'n Cat wrote:You didn't do anything, Ibby. Like someone above said, "it's the Internet".Ibanez wrote:
What did I do? I get teased relentlessly on here but I don't cry or ignore Bobbythekidd or ASUG8 when the call, email or text me. I don't think I ever communicated with OBSF, but PFL brought it on herself.
Greg did disappear, but PFL is still kicking. She's probably just got life stuff going on. Once told me she sucks a really good cock. No shit.
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Now that you've explained your humor, I find you funny.JoltinJoe wrote:The other thing for which I don't get enough appreciation around here is my brilliance as the straight man. Every comedy teams needs a gifted straight man. The straight man has to see the joke coming, and then set up the exchange so that the other comic can deliver the line.andy7171 wrote:Way to kill a threads momentum fellas.
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Ibanez wrote:Did you ask for her to prove it? I mean, put up or shut up. Right?Cap'n Cat wrote:
You didn't do anything, Ibby. Like someone above said, "it's the Internet".
Greg did disappear, but PFL is still kicking. She's probably just got life stuff going on. Once told me she sucks a really good cock. No shit.
Naw, it was at a UNI tailgater and my kids were around......
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Leave me out of this, Cappy. I had NOTHING to do with the OSBF assault.Cap'n Cat wrote:Hey, guys. OSBF and PFL are terrific people. Greg would leave his place in Normal, IL, just to drive to Cedar Falls for a game. He met us at a UNI @ WIU game on a last-minute drunken phone call from me and D.
PFL is a good gal, too. Loved everyone.
But, some of you guys had to be fucking assholes to them and, not only that, you gored them mercilessly until they left....even to this day, you do it. Some people deserve it, like Bison Fan in NW MN or native or Hansel or lakesbison or dicks like that, but these people were good folk. I was a good friend of Greg's and now, he won't even return e-mails, texts or phone calls...from the guy who went to bat for him in that onslaught from people like Z and T, Ibanez, HI5 and etc.
Slapping someone around is one thing. I used to do it. But, kicking people after they're waaaay down and turned to dust doesn't enhance the community on bit.
Fuck you.
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Not saying I haven't taken my shots, but my rules of engagement don't include rat pack participation.
I'm sure OSBF is a decent guy. If I remember, his schtick was telling everyone how intelligent he was, then began putting his foot in his mouth...rib shots followed. We've all made that mistake. But rather than fleeing with tail between legs, we either publicly mea culpa, or take the hits and keep truckin'.
Not rationalizing bullying, just saying anyone foolish enough to suggest they're smarter than their peers are putting themselves out as a target. Sorry he didn't understand the dynamics.
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He understood that about 6.93% of the time.travelinman67 wrote:Leave me out of this, Cappy. I had NOTHING to do with the OSBF assault.Cap'n Cat wrote:Hey, guys. OSBF and PFL are terrific people. Greg would leave his place in Normal, IL, just to drive to Cedar Falls for a game. He met us at a UNI @ WIU game on a last-minute drunken phone call from me and D.
PFL is a good gal, too. Loved everyone.
But, some of you guys had to be fucking assholes to them and, not only that, you gored them mercilessly until they left....even to this day, you do it. Some people deserve it, like Bison Fan in NW MN or native or Hansel or lakesbison or dicks like that, but these people were good folk. I was a good friend of Greg's and now, he won't even return e-mails, texts or phone calls...from the guy who went to bat for him in that onslaught from people like Z and T, Ibanez, HI5 and etc.
Slapping someone around is one thing. I used to do it. But, kicking people after they're waaaay down and turned to dust doesn't enhance the community on bit.
Fuck you.
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Not saying I haven't taken my shots, but my rules of engagement don't include rat pack participation.
I'm sure OSBF is a decent guy. If I remember, his schtick was telling everyone how intelligent he was, then began putting his foot in his mouth...rib shots followed. We've all made that mistake. But rather than fleeing with tail between legs, we either publicly mea culpa, or take the hits and keep truckin'.
Not rationalizing bullying, just saying anyone foolish enough to suggest they're smarter than their peers are putting themselves out as a target. Sorry he didn't understand the dynamics.
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travelinman67 wrote:Leave me out of this, Cappy. I had NOTHING to do with the OSBF assault.Cap'n Cat wrote:Hey, guys. OSBF and PFL are terrific people. Greg would leave his place in Normal, IL, just to drive to Cedar Falls for a game. He met us at a UNI @ WIU game on a last-minute drunken phone call from me and D.
PFL is a good gal, too. Loved everyone.
But, some of you guys had to be fucking assholes to them and, not only that, you gored them mercilessly until they left....even to this day, you do it. Some people deserve it, like Bison Fan in NW MN or native or Hansel or lakesbison or dicks like that, but these people were good folk. I was a good friend of Greg's and now, he won't even return e-mails, texts or phone calls...from the guy who went to bat for him in that onslaught from people like Z and T, Ibanez, HI5 and etc.
Slapping someone around is one thing. I used to do it. But, kicking people after they're waaaay down and turned to dust doesn't enhance the community on bit.
Fuck you.
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Not saying I haven't taken my shots, but my rules of engagement don't include rat pack participation.
I'm sure OSBF is a decent guy. If I remember, his schtick was telling everyone how intelligent he was, then began putting his foot in his mouth...rib shots followed. We've all made that mistake. But rather than fleeing with tail between legs, we either publicly mea culpa, or take the hits and keep truckin'.
Not rationalizing bullying, just saying anyone foolish enough to suggest they're smarter than their peers are putting themselves out as a target. Sorry he didn't understand the dynamics.
You're right, T. Just bustin chops on it, elevating some blood pressure. You came to mind faster than some others, that's all.
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The only momentum this thread had was the velocity of CnC & D1B falling off their chair at the doughnut shop all sugar drunk n shit.andy7171 wrote:Way to kill a threads momentum fellas.

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ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:The only momentum this thread had was the velocity of CnC & D1B falling off their chair at the doughnut shop all sugar drunk n shit.andy7171 wrote:Way to kill a threads momentum fellas.
I need to apologize for this comment, I posted it before I got to the last page and read CnCs reprimand about piling on after the people in question are dead and being kicked around. If any of you read the politics forum you will know its not fair to take any more easy shots at D1B and CnC.
My apologies, I am pretty sure I dont suck a good cock but I hear Ibanez has very soft hands (lots of lotion) and as usual its Handi-Friday tomorrow, have him rub a couple off and think of me. No hard feelings...........

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Hey Cappy. I'm sure FBSO is a good guy in real life. But he was a complete pretenious prick on these message boards. It was obviously an act, and he did poorly. You and your brother make shit up, but do it entertainingly. He did it and never gave up the act.
Mensa, 6.93, excommunication fairy tales, beaurocratic nonsense, contant used truck ponderings, ect.
Things are bad when I can pick apart the bullshit. I'm as dopey as they come.
PFL just needed to grow up a little. Glad to hear she has.
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Sucking cock is your measure of growing up huh? Stay away from my kids you sick fuck!andy7171 wrote:Hey Cappy. I'm sure FBSO is a good guy in real life. But he was a complete pretenious prick on these message boards. It was obviously an act, and he did poorly. You and your brother make shit up, but do it entertainingly. He did it and never gave up the act.
Mensa, 6.93, excommunication fairy tales, beaurocratic nonsense, contant used truck ponderings, ect.
Things are bad when I can pick apart the bullshit. I'm as dopey as they come.
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PFL just needed to grow up a little. Glad to hear she has.
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Ain't you a daisy...Cap'n Cat wrote:travelinman67 wrote:
Leave me out of this, Cappy. I had NOTHING to do with the OSBF assault.
Not saying I haven't taken my shots, but my rules of engagement don't include rat pack participation.
I'm sure OSBF is a decent guy. If I remember, his schtick was telling everyone how intelligent he was, then began putting his foot in his mouth...rib shots followed. We've all made that mistake. But rather than fleeing with tail between legs, we either publicly mea culpa, or take the hits and keep truckin'.
Not rationalizing bullying, just saying anyone foolish enough to suggest they're smarter than their peers are putting themselves out as a target. Sorry he didn't understand the dynamics.
You're right, T. Just bustin chops on it, elevating some blood pressure. You came to mind faster than some others, that's all.

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andy7171 wrote:Hey Cappy. I'm sure FBSO is a good guy in real life. But he was a complete pretenious prick on these message boards. It was obviously an act, and he did poorly. You and your brother make shit up, but do it entertainingly. He did it and never gave up the act.
Mensa, 6.93, excommunication fairy tales, beaurocratic nonsense, contant used truck ponderings, ect.
Things are bad when I can pick apart the bullshit. I'm as dopey as they come.
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PFL just needed to grow up a little. Glad to hear she has.
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It's just after 12pm here in ECBia, you shouldn't be drinking already out there.SeattleGriz wrote:Sucking cock is your measure of growing up huh? Stay away from my kids you sick fuck!andy7171 wrote:Hey Cappy. I'm sure FBSO is a good guy in real life. But he was a complete pretenious prick on these message boards. It was obviously an act, and he did poorly. You and your brother make shit up, but do it entertainingly. He did it and never gave up the act.
Mensa, 6.93, excommunication fairy tales, beaurocratic nonsense, contant used truck ponderings, ect.
Things are bad when I can pick apart the bullshit. I'm as dopey as they come.
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PFL just needed to grow up a little. Glad to hear she has.
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The guy was on the order of Razor Ramon. Deserved all the shit he got.travelinman67 wrote:Leave me out of this, Cappy. I had NOTHING to do with the OSBF assault.Cap'n Cat wrote:Hey, guys. OSBF and PFL are terrific people. Greg would leave his place in Normal, IL, just to drive to Cedar Falls for a game. He met us at a UNI @ WIU game on a last-minute drunken phone call from me and D.
PFL is a good gal, too. Loved everyone.
But, some of you guys had to be fucking assholes to them and, not only that, you gored them mercilessly until they left....even to this day, you do it. Some people deserve it, like Bison Fan in NW MN or native or Hansel or lakesbison or dicks like that, but these people were good folk. I was a good friend of Greg's and now, he won't even return e-mails, texts or phone calls...from the guy who went to bat for him in that onslaught from people like Z and T, Ibanez, HI5 and etc.
Slapping someone around is one thing. I used to do it. But, kicking people after they're waaaay down and turned to dust doesn't enhance the community on bit.
Fuck you.
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Not saying I haven't taken my shots, but my rules of engagement don't include rat pack participation.
I'm sure OSBF is a decent guy. If I remember, his schtick was telling everyone how intelligent he was, then began putting his foot in his mouth...rib shots followed. We've all made that mistake. But rather than fleeing with tail between legs, we either publicly mea culpa, or take the hits and keep truckin'.
Not rationalizing bullying, just saying anyone foolish enough to suggest they're smarter than their peers are putting themselves out as a target. Sorry he didn't understand the dynamics.

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Yeah, but thanks to SOME of you fuckheads, I lost a good acquaintance.

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So, from his point of view, you are guilty by association? And you still want to associate with someone as feeble minded and butt hurt as that?Cap'n Cat wrote:Yeah, but thanks to SOME of you fuckheads, I lost a good acquaintance.
As has been said ad nauseum around here...it's the gawddamn focking interwebs. Just about everyone here gives as good as they take (no homo). That's what makes this chat board better than most I've ever perused, IMO. But if you can't handle that, then you probably shouldn't be allowed to own firearms, bear children, drive during rush hour or read scary books.
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There were people here that wished I'd never joined this site when it started, but now Cleets and Holic come over to my house for dinner every time they're in the area.bandl wrote:So, from his point of view, you are guilty by association? And you still want to associate with someone as feeble minded and butt hurt as that?Cap'n Cat wrote:Yeah, but thanks to SOME of you fuckheads, I lost a good acquaintance.
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As has been said ad nauseum around here...it's the gawddamn focking interwebs. Just about everyone here gives as good as they take (no homo). That's what makes this chat board better than most I've ever perused, IMO. But if you can't handle that, then you probably shouldn't be allowed to own firearms, bear children, drive during rush hour or read scary books.






