You Board Conks Need To Remember One Thing....
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You Board Conks Need To Remember One Thing....
On my worst day, in my sleep, tired as fuck, I could still easily kick every single one of your lame, conservative asses.

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Re: You Board Conks Need To Remember One Thing....
That would assault you violent, meathead liberal. 

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Re: You Board Conks Need To Remember One Thing....
You better bring your brother and pack a lunch, Festus.Cap'n Cat wrote:On my worst day, in my sleep, tired as ****, I could still easily kick every single one of your lame, conservative asses.
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Re: You Board Conks Need To Remember One Thing....
Not on your best day, would anything of the sort happen like you say it would.

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One post in and he's already won the written war.89Hen wrote:That would assault you violent, meathead liberal.
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We'd shake hands and hug and shit.
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In that order? Incontinence sure does sneak up on you as you get older.andy7171 wrote:We'd shake hands and hug and ****.
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I'd just run 20 feet. Your fat ass would get tired after 10 feet and you'd go down without me laying a hand on you.Cap'n Cat wrote:On my worst day, in my sleep, tired as fuck, I could still easily kick every single one of your lame, conservative asses.
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Aw. That's precious. You and dbackjon have the same type of tourettes.Cap'n Cat wrote:On my worst day, in my sleep, tired as fuck, I could still easily kick every single one of your lame, conservative asses.
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And then you'd wake up!Cap'n Cat wrote:On my worst day, in my sleep, tired as fuck, I could still easily kick every single one of your lame, conservative asses.
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Hug first then analDSUrocks07 wrote:In that order? Incontinence sure does sneak up on you as you get older.andy7171 wrote:We'd shake hands and hug and ****.
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Good policy.andy7171 wrote:Hug first then analDSUrocks07 wrote:
In that order? Incontinence sure does sneak up on you as you get older.
You should always fuck your hug and never hug your fuck.
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As always, conks, you'll be dealing with me, sooner or later.
My advice to you, STFU and you just might learn something.
My advice to you, STFU and you just might learn something.
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Awwww. So cute for Capns bitch to show up offering a slap fight.D1B wrote:As always, conks, you'll be dealing with me, sooner or later.
My advice to you, STFU and you just might learn something.
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Shit! You're still here!? LMFFAO!SeattleGriz wrote:Awwww. So cute for Capns bitch to show up offering a slap fight.D1B wrote:As always, conks, you'll be dealing with me, sooner or later.
My advice to you, STFU and you just might learn something.
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Someone had to fill your role of starting poorly thought out threads beating the same dead horse over and over.D1B wrote:Shit! You're still here!? LMFFAO!SeattleGriz wrote:
Awwww. So cute for Capns bitch to show up offering a slap fight.
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This is Cappy practicing Seagull management. Fly over, shit all over everything, and then leave.kalm wrote:One post in and he's already won the written war.89Hen wrote:That would assault you violent, meathead liberal.
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I know Capn CatD1B wrote:As always, conks, you'll be dealing with me, sooner or later.
My advice to you, STFU and you just might learn something.
and you sir are no Capn Cat
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That you suck Obama's cock??.... 
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Great...another drunk post fest from the board lib trolls....


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Go back to school, Son.D1B wrote:As always, conks, you'll be dealing with me, sooner or later.
My advice to you, STFU and you just might learn something.
Half the Conks on the this board are active, reserve or retired military...many with wartime service.
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I'm not kidding. I'll mess you Conks up.

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Re: You Board Conks Need To Remember One Thing....
Well I guess so even when you were in tip top shape during your playing days you were probably at least somewhere around 100 pounds bigger than me on the heaviest day of my life!Cap'n Cat wrote:On my worst day, in my sleep, tired as ****, I could still easily kick every single one of your lame, conservative asses.
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Yeah, and the only lifting any of them do now is 12 oz. curls.travelinman67 wrote:Go back to school, Son.D1B wrote:As always, conks, you'll be dealing with me, sooner or later.
My advice to you, STFU and you just might learn something.
Half the Conks on the this board are active, reserve or retired military...many with wartime service.
Cap'n would crap his spleen in a hand match.






