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Heaven is Real...
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Heaven is Real...
So my girlfriend and I were heading to our favorite Gay and Lesbian coffee shop in the Capitol Hill neighborhood of Seattle
and we were driving by one of the 24-PLEX 3D movie complexes and she says to me: "Hmmm... So it looks like heaven is real" (long quiet pause) "well thank goodness"
I just about drove off the road...
I just about drove off the road...
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Re: Heaven is Real...
No, you can't spend a day with me.
Just stop it's getting weird..........
Just stop it's getting weird..........

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Oh, right.... we're all supposed to be out of our minds with RAGEALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:No, you can't spend a day with me.
Just stop it's getting weird..........
Sorry dude I can't muster up enough hatred and fear to hang with you and your crowd
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Yeah I hate
I definitely don't fear, you don't believe in heaven anyway but I am pure bliss to be around

I definitely don't fear, you don't believe in heaven anyway but I am pure bliss to be around

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I was thinking "WTF makes a movie complex so heavenly?" for a minute before I figured it out. Shows how much I pay attention to movies. 
I probably won't watch it on netflix, but I do love the conniption fits that militant atheists and physicalists throw over it.
I probably won't watch it on netflix, but I do love the conniption fits that militant atheists and physicalists throw over it.
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ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Yeah I hate![]()
I definitely don't fear, you don't believe in heaven anyway but I am pure bliss to be around
(Spoiler Hint) When we speak ill of others - that is fear showing itself
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"I" speak ill of very few people, Alpha is on his own.
Remember Jizzang, jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Remember Jizzang, jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.

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Yeah, I'll keep that in mindALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:"I" speak ill of very few people, Alpha is on his own.
Remember Jizzang, jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
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You need to create a thread that has all of her quotes. Don't spread them all over. They need to be together.
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So no one picked up on the fact that Cleetus has a favorite gay and lesbian coffee shop?
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I figured that was WC(b) slang for Starbucks.dbackjon wrote:So no one picked up on the fact that Cleetus has a favorite gay and lesbian coffee shop?
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dbackjon wrote:So no one picked up on the fact that Cleetus has a favorite gay and lesbian coffee shop?

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It's nothing new. He doesn't talk about his gayness all the time like some people.dbackjon wrote:So no one picked up on the fact that Cleetus has a favorite gay and lesbian coffee shop?
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Pwns wrote:I was thinking "WTF makes a movie complex so heavenly?" for a minute before I figured it out. Shows how much I pay attention to movies.
I probably won't watch it on netflix, but I do love the conniption fits that militant atheists and physicalists throw over it.
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I've tried to tell Alphie to tone it down.bandl wrote:It's nothing new. He doesn't talk about his gayness all the time like some people.dbackjon wrote:So no one picked up on the fact that Cleetus has a favorite gay and lesbian coffee shop?
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There is a movie in theaters called, Heaven is Real. It' supposedly based on true events.OL FU wrote:Pwns wrote:I was thinking "WTF makes a movie complex so heavenly?" for a minute before I figured it out. Shows how much I pay attention to movies.
I probably won't watch it on netflix, but I do love the conniption fits that militant atheists and physicalists throw over it.
I still don't get it
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I'll indulge you:OL FU wrote:
I still don't get it
The God question - Probably the most important question in front of humanity for all time - and the debate rages on and on... along side that debate is the question of the Heaven and Hell idea and after life with all it's implications... These are HUGE questions debated by scholars and theologians for centuries / Questions that she and I discuss on a grand scale frequently
After considering all that ^ Now go back and read the little story...
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No, we don't care.......but thanks for throwing that in our face again.dbackjon wrote:So no one picked up on the fact that Cleetus has a favorite gay and lesbian coffee shop?

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I don't see the humor. I guess you had to have been there.Chizzang wrote:So my girlfriend and I were heading to our favorite Gay and Lesbian coffee shop in the Capitol Hill neighborhood of Seattleand we were driving by one of the 24-PLEX 3D movie complexes and she says to me: "Hmmm... So it looks like heaven is real" (long quiet pause) "well thank goodness"
I just about drove off the road...
Turns out I might be a little gay. 89Hen 11/7/17
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I'll indulge you:Ibanez wrote:I don't see the humor. I guess you had to have been there.Chizzang wrote:So my girlfriend and I were heading to our favorite Gay and Lesbian coffee shop in the Capitol Hill neighborhood of Seattleand we were driving by one of the 24-PLEX 3D movie complexes and she says to me: "Hmmm... So it looks like heaven is real" (long quiet pause) "well thank goodness"
I just about drove off the road...
The God question - Probably the most important question in front of humanity for all time - and the debate rages on and on... along side that debate is the question of the Heaven and Hell idea and after life with all it's implications... These are HUGE questions debated by scholars and theologians for centuries / Questions that she and I discuss on a grand scale frequently
After considering all that ^ Now go back and read the little story...
Q: Name something that offends Republicans?
A: The actual teachings of Jesus
A: The actual teachings of Jesus
Re: Heaven is Real...
No, I got that the first time.Chizzang wrote:I'll indulge you:Ibanez wrote:
I don't see the humor. I guess you had to have been there.
The God question - Probably the most important question in front of humanity for all time - and the debate rages on and on... along side that debate is the question of the Heaven and Hell idea and after life with all it's implications... These are HUGE questions debated by scholars and theologians for centuries / Questions that she and I discuss on a grand scale frequently
After considering all that ^ Now go back and read the little story...
Turns out I might be a little gay. 89Hen 11/7/17
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Chizzang wrote:I'll indulge you:OL FU wrote:
I still don't get it
The God question - Probably the most important question in front of humanity for all time - and the debate rages on and on... along side that debate is the question of the Heaven and Hell idea and after life with all it's implications... These are HUGE questions debated by scholars and theologians for centuries / Questions that she and I discuss on a grand scale frequently
After considering all that ^ Now go back and read the little story...
OK so there is a movie.
I don't know. What does Rush Limbaugh say
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So let me get this straight.Chizzang wrote:I'll indulge you:Ibanez wrote:
I don't see the humor. I guess you had to have been there.
The God question - Probably the most important question in front of humanity for all time - and the debate rages on and on... along side that debate is the question of the Heaven and Hell idea and after life with all it's implications... These are HUGE questions debated by scholars and theologians for centuries / Questions that she and I discuss on a grand scale frequently
After considering all that ^ Now go back and read the little story...
You would rather spend time with your girlfriend than a day with me? You are a son of a bitch! I'm seriously thinking about boiling your iron!
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Ibanez wrote:There is a movie in theaters called, Heaven is Real. It' supposedly based on true events.OL FU wrote:
I still don't get it
I finally got it. For some reason the above looks like Heaven is Red. which really through me off.
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Clearly.OL FU wrote:Ibanez wrote:
There is a movie in theaters called, Heaven is Real. It' supposedly based on true events.
I finally got it. For some reason the above looks like Heaven is Red. which really through me off.

