Conspiracy Theories: Post'em Here

[Ibanez]

You should eat less poo. No telling what's in that crap.

[BlueHen86]

Malaysian flight 370 was hijacked by the Russians in order to deflect attention from Crimea.

[dbackjon]

Malaysian flight 370 was hijacked by the Russians in order to deflect attention from Crimea.

Crimean Chemtrails?

[CID1990]

Hey Spandos do you have any theories on why the government hasn't killed you yet

[VictorG]

Just ran across this one:


CALVARY HAS ARRIVED

INTEL – INCOMING FLEETS OF HIGHER LEVEL DIMENSIONAL BEINGS ARE COMING THRU PORTALS WORLDWIDE TO ASSIST THE GOOD GUYS IN ROUNDING UP THE BAD HOMBRES. THIS IS STATED BY COBRA AND OTHERS IN THE RESISTANCE --- PLUS ALSO EYE-WITNESSED BY ANOTHER THIS MORNING IN THE WEE HRS. TO PUT IT SIMPLY ---- THE ANGELS CALVARY HAS ARRIVED. THANK YOU GOD!

Crazy talk for the Duke perhaps but IT IS HAPPENING NOW.

[expandspanos]

My family didn't document the sky in the 1990s. Maybe your family did, but not mine. You have zero, indisputable evidence.

You're telling me you have no images where you're standing in front of the sky?

You're saying your family never has any pictures with a sky in the background? Really?

[dbackjon]

My family didn't document the sky in the 1990s. Maybe your family did, but not mine. You have zero, indisputable evidence.

You're telling me you have no images where you're standing in front of the sky?

You're saying your family never has any pictures with a sky in the background? Really?

We did, but for some reason I can't find any of them now.

[expandspanos]

Hey Spandos do you have any theories on why the government hasn't killed you yet

I'm small fry ultimately- there are plenty of people just like myself who know as much, or more in the US and around the world.. Millions actually, just most of the people "like me" aren't ever shown on the media ever- In fact, they do their best to never repeat incidents such as this:

Take a sample from C-Span callers calling in for example: Notice how many average Americans are questioning 9/11?:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHAiB7tOeGo[/youtube]

If there was only 10,000 people like myself in the nation, likely we would be rounded up, but it's millions and millions. .the "outbreak" of "truthers" is out of control, and can't be stopped by traditional assasination means.

[expandspanos]

You're telling me you have no images where you're standing in front of the sky?

You're saying your family never has any pictures with a sky in the background? Really?

We did, but for some reason I can't find any of them now.

Well, that's weird that your family has no images of the sky in your pictures, but my family has thousands of images in our albums, and many of them have a very nice blue sky, or cloudy sky with puffy clouds in the background- Not ONE strange long "contrail".

Not ONE image from before 1990 has the bizarre "rope"/"snake" looking chemtrails in the background, not one- and there are hundreds and hundreds of images with the sky in them (my family did a great job documenting our family history), nothing looking like a freak-show with white lines all over the sky...

[Ibanez]

My family didn't document the sky in the 1990s. Maybe your family did, but not mine. You have zero, indisputable evidence.

You're telling me you have no images where you're standing in front of the sky?

You're saying your family never has any pictures with a sky in the background? Really?

We do but since the background was most likely anything other than the sky, it's pointless.

[bandl]

If there was only 10,000 people like myself in the nation, likely we would be rounded up, but it's millions and millions. .the "outbreak" of "truthers" is out of control, and can't be stopped by traditional assasination means.

hang in there...odds are that eventually one of the millions and millions of you 'truthers' out there will obtain a job high enough up somewhere to finally prove your theories. Until then, keep flippin' your burgers and pray for a job where you can take more than a weeks vacation.

[bandl]

We did, but for some reason I can't find any of them now.

Well, that's weird that your family has no images of the sky in your pictures, but my family has thousands of images in our albums, and many of them have a very nice blue sky, or cloudy sky with puffy clouds in the background- Not ONE strange long "contrail".

Not ONE image from before 1990 has the bizarre "rope"/"snake" looking chemtrails in the background, not one- and there are hundreds and hundreds of images with the sky in them (my family did a great job documenting our family history), nothing looking like a freak-show with white lines all over the sky...

You mean like this? This picture was recently taken at the farm where my distillery is. Those rope/snake looking chemtrails are amazing!

[bandl]

Well, that's weird that your family has no images of the sky in your pictures, but my family has thousands of images in our albums, and many of them have a very nice blue sky, or cloudy sky with puffy clouds in the background- Not ONE strange long "contrail".

Not ONE image from before 1990 has the bizarre "rope"/"snake" looking chemtrails in the background, not one- and there are hundreds and hundreds of images with the sky in them (my family did a great job documenting our family history), nothing looking like a freak-show with white lines all over the sky...

You mean like this? This picture was recently taken at the farm where my distillery is. Those rope/snake looking chemtrails are amazing!

Another one from the same spot on the farm late last summer. Chemtrails EV.ER.Y.WHERE.

[expandspanos]

Well, that's weird that your family has no images of the sky in your pictures, but my family has thousands of images in our albums, and many of them have a very nice blue sky, or cloudy sky with puffy clouds in the background- Not ONE strange long "contrail".

Not ONE image from before 1990 has the bizarre "rope"/"snake" looking chemtrails in the background, not one- and there are hundreds and hundreds of images with the sky in them (my family did a great job documenting our family history), nothing looking like a freak-show with white lines all over the sky...

You mean like this? This picture was recently taken at the farm where my distillery is. Those rope/snake looking chemtrails are amazing!

Hmm.. you're not getting it apparently.. check to see if ANY long "chemtrail" looking lines are in the sky pre 1990- that's the point, yes, even today we have some "blue days" but not like we used to..

Anyway..

[ASUG8]

I'm looking out my window right now and it's crystal blue with a few real clouds on the treeline. I guess I got my dose of chemtrails earlier in the week.

[bandl]

You mean like this? This picture was recently taken at the farm where my distillery is. Those rope/snake looking chemtrails are amazing!

Hmm.. you're not getting it apparently.. check to see if ANY long "chemtrail" looking lines are in the sky pre 1990- that's the point, yes, even today we have some "blue days" but not like we used to..

Anyway..

Do they have to be pictures of my family? We don't wear aluminum hats and sleep in bunkers with each other, so I don't think we'd get the same results as you and yours

BTW, just went through over 100+ pictures taken outside in the past 6 months, and not a single chemtrail. Why is that?

[expandspanos]

I'm looking out my window right now and it's crystal blue with a few real clouds on the treeline. I guess I got my dose of chemtrails earlier in the week.

You don't seem to understand how Geoengineering works.

It is also rather blue here in California today- but the last 2 weeks were essentially blown out white sky with white lines all over the place.. It's called solar radiation management, it doesn't mean there will be zero blue sky days, it just means there will be way less blue sky days.

[bandl]

I'm looking out my window right now and it's crystal blue with a few real clouds on the treeline. I guess I got my dose of chemtrails earlier in the week.

You don't seem to understand how Geoengineering works.

It is also rather blue here in California today- but the last 2 weeks were essentially blown out white sky with white lines all over the place.. It's called solar radiation management, it doesn't mean there will be zero blue sky days, it just means there will be way less blue sky days.

WAY LESS, BRAH

[expandspanos]

You don't seem to understand how Geoengineering works.

It is also rather blue here in California today- but the last 2 weeks were essentially blown out white sky with white lines all over the place.. It's called solar radiation management, it doesn't mean there will be zero blue sky days, it just means there will be way less blue sky days.

WAY LESS, BRAH

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRkK92mhZ80[/youtube]

Al Gore think's it's funny the sky won't be blue too... You guys have something in common.

[bandl]

WAY LESS, BRAH

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRkK92mhZ80[/youtube]

Al Gore think's it's funny the sky won't be blue too... You guys have something in common.

You and your youtube videos...at least you're consistent.

BTW, have you seen the farting preacher on youtube? Probably the best thing on that site.

[ASUG8]

I'm looking out my window right now and it's crystal blue with a few real clouds on the treeline. I guess I got my dose of chemtrails earlier in the week.

You don't seem to understand how Geoengineering works.

It is also rather blue here in California today- but the last 2 weeks were essentially blown out white sky with white lines all over the place.. It's called solar radiation management, it doesn't mean there will be zero blue sky days, it just means there will be way less blue sky days.

I didn't think your opinion on these had anything to do with the weather, but rather a chemical distribution method to keep all of us at the surface under control.

[grizzaholic]

Al Gore think's it's funny the sky won't be blue too

And for those of us that are colorblind?

[Ibanez]

I've driven all over 3 counties today, near 3 airports including an Air Force base and I haven't seen any chemtrails. I'm outside now, there planes flying overheard but no trails.

It mustn't be peak season.

[Ibanez]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRkK92mhZ80[/youtube]

Al Gore think's it's funny the sky won't be blue too... You guys have something in common.

You and your youtube videos...at least you're consistent.

BTW, have you seen the farting preacher on youtube? Probably the best thing on that site.

The farting preacher is funny.

I like salsa.

[HI54UNI]