15 Things Politicians Must Stop Saying In 2014

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15 Things Politicians Must Stop Saying In 2014

Kristin Tate
BenSwann.com
December 27, 2013

We should all be wary of almost everything career politicians tell us. But when certain words come out of our elected officials’ mouths, I really want to dry heave. Here are 15 overused bureaucratic terms and their politically-mutated definitions.

“Compassion”
A term used by free-spending liberals who want to give your hard-earned money to their constituents.

“Radical”
A volatile, mud-slinging term that means absolutely nothing and is used to whip up the emotions of the ignorant electorate.

“Mean Spirited”
A generic term used by the left to define anybody to the right of them.

“UnAmerican”
A generic term used by the right to define anybody to the left of them.

“Carbon Footprint”
Self-righteous lefties repeat this to sound important instead of simply saying “pollution.”

“Fairness”
The belief that nobody should have more than anybody else, regardless of work ethic or skill sets.

“For the Children”
When you hear this term, hold on to your wallets — we all know what this means.

Any word proceeded by “The Word Holiday”
Those are not Holiday presents in my Holiday stockings and under my Holiday tree, you moron.

“The 1 Percenters”
Those evil, capitalistic pigs who work 70+ hours per week to make more than the person using the term.

“Pro-family”
A sanctimonious Republican term meant to stir up low-information voters — who’s anti-family?

“Gun Nuts”
What angry liberals call Republicans who support the Second Amendment.

“Greedy”
The adjective bestowed upon those who work hard to earn money, but refuse to give it to those who don’t.

“Investment”
When politicians say “We need to make an investment,” they really mean, “I want to spend YOUR money on MY agenda.”

“Libtards”
An ignorant term used to describe any Democrat by emotionally unstable Republicans.

“Racist”
An accusation used by liberals when they’re losing a debate on any topic.

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[AZGrizFan]

100% spot on list.

[mrklean]

15 Things Politicians Must Stop Saying In 2014

Kristin Tate
BenSwann.com
December 27, 2013

We should all be wary of almost everything career politicians tell us. But when certain words come out of our elected officials’ mouths, I really want to dry heave. Here are 15 overused bureaucratic terms and their politically-mutated definitions.

“Compassion”
A term used by free-spending liberals who want to give your hard-earned money to their constituents.

“Radical”
A volatile, mud-slinging term that means absolutely nothing and is used to whip up the emotions of the ignorant electorate.

“Mean Spirited”
A generic term used by the left to define anybody to the right of them.

“UnAmerican”
A generic term used by the right to define anybody to the left of them.

“Carbon Footprint”
Self-righteous lefties repeat this to sound important instead of simply saying “pollution.”

“Fairness”
The belief that nobody should have more than anybody else, regardless of work ethic or skill sets.

“For the Children”
When you hear this term, hold on to your wallets — we all know what this means.

Any word proceeded by “The Word Holiday”
Those are not Holiday presents in my Holiday stockings and under my Holiday tree, you moron.

“The 1 Percenters”
Those evil, capitalistic pigs who work 70+ hours per week to make more than the person using the term.

“Pro-family”
A sanctimonious Republican term meant to stir up low-information voters — who’s anti-family?

“Gun Nuts”
What angry liberals call Republicans who support the Second Amendment.

“Greedy”
The adjective bestowed upon those who work hard to earn money, but refuse to give it to those who don’t.

“Investment”
When politicians say “We need to make an investment,” they really mean, “I want to spend YOUR money on MY agenda.”

“Libtards”
An ignorant term used to describe any Democrat by emotionally unstable Republicans.

“Racist”
An accusation used by liberals when they’re losing a debate on any topic.

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1. Family Values.........a term Repukes used to scare families into voting.
2. What about the Children, Used by libs to get people to buy the BS they want to sell.

[Ivytalk]

There's something in the list for both ends of the political spectrum, so it must be right!

I wouldn't mind seeing "infrastructure" go away: a two-bit longhand word for roads and bridges.

[CAA Flagship]

You know what should be said more??? PORK
As in "Stop the PORK"

These fuckers need to stop wasting our money.

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[Pwns]

I say we ban "war on women" also.

[Cap'n Cat]

I say we ban "war on women" also.

Why? It's true, you dolt.

[YoUDeeMan]

Eliminate the words:

"Vigilante" - replace with, "Concerned citizen"

"The poor" - no one in America is truly, "poor", unless they have mental issues (that is another story)

"Racist" - unless it applies to people of all colors

"Defense" - anywhere within the bounds of the Big Sky Conference (you're really not fooling anyone, anyway)

[Pwns]

I say we ban "war on women" also.

Why? It's true, you dolt.

Why did a majority of white women go for Romney? Don't tell me, they're all a bunch of stupid Sarah Palin Stepford wives who don't know what's good for them and should listen to liberal abortion zealots to tell them what is for their own good.

[Cap'n Cat]

Why? It's true, you dolt.

Why did a majority of white women go for Romney?

Because Conk husbands had guns to their heads.

[YoUDeeMan]

Why did a majority of white women go for Romney?

Because Conk husbands had guns to their heads.

Those were penises, not guns.

You should know the difference.