Obama, Castro shake hands

[89Hen]

Not everything has to be the long, dour, depressing, long, boring, drawn out, long, guilt trip glorification of the church

Obama is now an 8 year old you have to bring toys to chuch for to keep him quiet.

[D1B]

Not everything has to be the long, dour, depressing, long, boring, drawn out, long, guilt trip glorification of the church

Obama is now an 8 year old you have to bring toys to chuch for to keep him quiet.

Was a celebration of life, not a boring catholic mass disguised as a funeral. People from all over the world were there to celebrate and bet most of em were taking pictures.

Forcing kids to go to church = child abuse. Nice work Hen.

[89Hen]

Obama is now an 8 year old you have to bring toys to chuch for to keep him quiet.

Was a celebration of life, not a boring catholic mass disguised as a funeral. People from all over the world were there to celebrate and bet most of em were taking pictures.

Did you have any problem with security or parking?

[YoUDeeMan]

Was a celebration of life, not a boring catholic mass disguised as a funeral. People from all over the world were there to celebrate and bet most of em were taking pictures.

Did you have any problem with security or parking?

Nah, D1B got special accomodations...he was there to translate for any religious speakers.

[CID1990]

I see hay is being made out of Ted Cruz leaving during Raul Castro's remarks.

Not sure if it's true or not, but if so, I would wonder if there were ever any high profile walkouts in the past over Apartheid?

[D1B]

Was a celebration of life, not a boring catholic mass disguised as a funeral. People from all over the world were there to celebrate and bet most of em were taking pictures.

Did you have any problem with security or parking?

Go fuck yourself you smarmy prick.

[D1B]

Did you have any problem with security or parking?

Nah, D1B got special accomodations...he was there to translate for any religious speakers.

Flunk U was there to blow everyone in the Vatican posse.

[dbackjon]

I see hay is being made out of Ted Cruz leaving during Raul Castro's remarks.

Not sure if it's true or not, but if so, I would wonder if there were ever any high profile walkouts in the past over Apartheid?

Yes, he did walk out.

[89Hen]

Did you have any problem with security or parking?

Go fuck yourself you smarmy prick.

[D1B]

"Hey, John and Mary are getting married and we're invited!"

"Ain't they catholic?"

"Yes"

"Fuck no. We aint going to the wedding. I'm not spending a grand on clothes just to sit in a smelly church for 8 hours to watch a pedophile chant and masterbate. Catholic weddings are so depressing and it's always about the church. Plus, I don't want the kids exposed to all that cult shit."

"They're expecting us, but I agree, especially about the kids. That place is scary fucked."

"I know honey, can we just go to the reception?"

"I'll talk to Mary and let her know. Good idea, Hon."

"Great, I've got another 'good idea' - how bout giving me a rusty trombone while the kids are at band practice?"

[89Hen]

"Hey, John and Mary are getting married and we're invited!"

"Ain't they catholic?"

"Yes"

"Fuck no. We aint going to the wedding. I'm not spending a grand on clothes just to sit in a smelly church for 8 hours to watch a pedophile chant and masterbate. Catholic weddings are so depressing and it's always about the church. Plus, I don't want the kids exposed to all that cult shit."

"They're expecting us, but I agree, especially about the kids. That place is scary fucked."

"I know honey, can we just go to the reception?"

"I'll talk to Mary and let her know. Good idea, Hon."

"Great, I've got another 'good idea' - how bout giving me a rusty trombone while the kids are at band practice?"

Try again, maybe the third time you post it in one morning will be the charm.

[D1B]

"Hey Honey, you'll get crack out of this. The O'Briens sent us an invite to Caleb's confirmation ceremony!"

"LOL, too funny. They sure are casting a wide net. I haven't seen Mark since I dropped that pedophile priest joke at the Rotary party last year. LOL...everybody laughed but him. So I take it we'll be expected to buy a gift for that little criminal."

"Yes, Honey"

"Yeah, I don't know about this. Let's see, 4 hours in a depressing church watching brainwashed parents further tighten the noose on 50 more victims of indoctrination/child abuse, then watch them gloat like they did something good. No thanks"

"I agree Honey. Plus I don't want our kids exposed to that bloody cult crap and nonsense."

"Good call, Sweet Cheeks. You're a great mother. I say toss that in trash and if they ask, why we didn't get Caleb a gift, tell em we never got an invite."

"I can't do that!!"

"Do you want to go then?"

"No. How bout we schedule a weekend at the lake with the kids at that time? I'll send a reply that we can't make it."

"Good call, but don't send a dime to that kid until he fixes my fence!"

"I won't"

"You're best. Say, you interested in honing your trombone skills tonight?"

[89Hen]

Nope, still not working. Sorry to waste your time.

[D1B]

Nope, still not working. Sorry to waste your time.

Oh, I'm sure it's working. Got you responding.

You confusing life celebrations with the Dark Ages rituals of the Catholic Church is priceless.