Conk Values: Anti-Gay/Women Preacher Resigns Over Affair

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Conk Values: Anti-Gay/Women Preacher Resigns Over Affair

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The Party of Values! Obviously, this guy musta missed Santorum's diarrhea-of-the-mouth at last month's summit! Shame. :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:

Doug Phillips of Vision Forum and Vision Forum Ministries resigned last week over an extramarital affair.

There has been serious sin in my life for which God has graciously brought me to repentance. I have confessed my sin to my wife and family, my local church, and the board of Vision Forum Ministries. I engaged in a lengthy, inappropriate relationship with a woman. While we did not “know” each other in a Biblical sense, it was nevertheless inappropriately romantic and affectionate.

(Yeah, he didn't "inhale"!!!!)
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Phillips is the son of late conservative activist Howard Phillips and a leading advocate of Christian Reconstructionism and the patriarchal, anti-birth control Quiverfull.

Kathryn Joyce in Quiverfull: Inside the Christian Patriarchy Movement calls Phillips “one of the most influential proponents of the conservative Christian patriarchy movement now flourishing among homeschoolers.” :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:

Phillips has even criticized Sarah Palin for being too “pro-homosexual” and warned that female politicians are offending God by running for office instead staying at home. In 2012, Phillips reacted to President Obama’s announcement that he supports marriage equality by warning that God will punish America, possibly with terrorist attacks or economic trouble, for Obama’s “treasonous” action.



Conks: Just linin' up them female votes, left 'n right!!!


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Cap'n Cat wrote: I engaged in a lengthy, inappropriate relationship with a woman. While we did not “know” each other in a Biblical sense, it was nevertheless inappropriately romantic and affectionate.
Isn't there a lot of talk in the Bible about back-door action? :coffee:
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AZGrizFan wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote: I engaged in a lengthy, inappropriate relationship with a woman. While we did not “know” each other in a Biblical sense, it was nevertheless inappropriately romantic and affectionate.
Isn't there a lot of talk in the Bible about back-door action? :coffee:

I think, technically, you got us, there, Z!


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AZGrizFan wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote: I engaged in a lengthy, inappropriate relationship with a woman. While we did not “know” each other in a Biblical sense, it was nevertheless inappropriately romantic and affectionate.
Isn't there a lot of talk in the Bible about back-door action? :coffee:

Thank goodness American Christians don't actually read the bible
Just imagine the crap they'd be spewing were they to actually read the thing

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AZGrizFan wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote: I engaged in a lengthy, inappropriate relationship with a woman. While we did not “know” each other in a Biblical sense, it was nevertheless inappropriately romantic and affectionate.
Isn't there a lot of talk in the Bible about back-door action? :coffee:
:? He played the back nine?


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Cap'n Cat wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
Isn't there a lot of talk in the Bible about back-door action? :coffee:

I think, technically, you got us, there, Z!


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