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Blueballs' First Weekly Douchebag Power Rankings

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Partly serious, partly in jest.

1. Alan Grayson: He might retire the award... a walking gaffe. The Klan comments were over the top.
2. Kathleen Sebelius: Apparently doesn't know who she works for and certainly not what she's doing.
3. Barack 0bama: Asks us to fact check him and gives us an 800 # to do so, which of course is useless.
4. Chris Christie: Just let the gays get married for gosh sakes, It'll be good for your beach resort communities.
5. Angela Merkel: Shut up already, we don't care if you're talking dirty to your boy toy on your cell phone.
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Better than Sagarin! :lol:

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Ivytalk wrote:Better than Sagarin! :lol:

Angela Merkel has a boy toy? :shock:
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Ivytalk wrote:Better than Sagarin! :lol:

Angela Merkel has a boy toy? :shock:
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A ranking without the following is useless:

Ted Cruz
Jim Boehner
Jim Demint
Grover Norquist
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dbackjon wrote:A ranking without the following is useless:

Grover Norquist
:?:
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SuperHornet wrote:
dbackjon wrote:A ranking without the following is useless:

Grover Norquist
:?:
Look him up - puppet master for the no-tax Republican crowd.
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Thanks, Jon.

I may be conservative, but even I recognize the necessity of income taxes at the national level. Not crushing taxes, mind you, but a small tax to fund REQUIRED necessities like roads and national defense. Anyone pushing for NO taxes is naïve....
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dbackjon wrote:A ranking without the following is useless:

Ted Cruz
Jim Boehner
Jim Demint
Grover Norquist
Quick, name a Dem to add to your list...
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SDHornet wrote:
dbackjon wrote:A ranking without the following is useless:

Ted Cruz
Jim Boehner
Jim Demint
Grover Norquist
Quick, name a Dem to add to your list...
Ron Barber :)
Diane Feinstein
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SDHornet wrote:
dbackjon wrote:A ranking without the following is useless:

Ted Cruz
Jim Boehner
Jim Demint
Grover Norquist
Quick, name a Dem to add to your list...
Jesse Jackson, Jr.
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Cap'n Cat wrote:
SDHornet wrote: Quick, name a Dem to add to your list...
Jesse Jackson, Jr.
Isn't he already in prison?
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AZGrizFan wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote:
Jesse Jackson, Jr.
Isn't he already in prison?
Yeah and the asshole keeps appealing. Guilty as fucking sin!!!


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dbackjon wrote:
SDHornet wrote: Quick, name a Dem to add to your list...
Ron Barber :)
Diane Feinstein :nod:
Rahm Emmanuel
Chris Dodd
Lloydd Blankfein (dem according to IT and Baldy)
Tim Geithner
Larry Summers
Robert Rubin
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Just Feinstein? How 'bout Boxer and Pelosi?

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SuperHornet wrote:Just Feinstein? How 'bout Boxer and Pelosi?

:thumbdown:
Not a fan if either
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kalm wrote:
SuperHornet wrote:Just Feinstein? How 'bout Boxer and Pelosi?

:thumbdown:
Not a fan if either
If Boxer stepped out in front of my car I would have a very hard time stepping on the brakes.

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How does Bob "I hate women" Filner escape the list? :ohno: :dunce:

Just goes to show how all these partisan hacks think. :tothehand:

:kisswink: :)
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dbackjon wrote:
SuperHornet wrote:
:?:
Look him up - puppet master for the no-tax Republican crowd.
That's "Muppet" master. :kisswink:
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SDHornet wrote:How does Bob "I hate women" Filner escape the list? :ohno: :dunce:

Just goes to show how all these partisan hacks think. :tothehand:

:kisswink: :)

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dbackjon wrote:
SDHornet wrote:How does Bob "I hate women" Filner escape the list? :ohno: :dunce:

Just goes to show how all these partisan hacks think. :tothehand:

:kisswink: :)

No one cares about Whale's Vagina.
Wait..........um...........OK you are right..............carry on.
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dbackjon wrote:
SDHornet wrote:How does Bob "I hate women" Filner escape the list? :ohno: :dunce:

Just goes to show how all these partisan hacks think. :tothehand:

:kisswink: :)

No one cares about Whale's Vagina.
Yes you do, it's teaming with plenty of...um..."demographics" that you...ah..."dig"...savvy?
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SDHornet wrote:
dbackjon wrote:

No one cares about Whale's Vagina.
Yes you do, it's teaming with plenty of...um..."demographics" that you...ah..."dig"...savvy?

No one cares about SD's mayor - better? :nod: :nod:
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SDHornet wrote:
dbackjon wrote:A ranking without the following is useless:

Ted Cruz
Jim Boehner
Jim Demint
Grover Norquist
Quick, name a Dem to add to your list...
These two...
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...agree or disagree...the dems have had good congressional leaders in the past...

...then select these two. :shock:

Wanna know why we're having such severe partisanship problems in Washington? Look no further.

No negotiation. No cooperation. Holding bills until minutes before a vote.

You gotta give it to get it.

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Wanna know why we're having such severe partisanship problems in Washington? Look no further.
hyperbole much? :ohno:
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