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Jesus was made up
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On Oct. 19, self-professed Biblical scholar Joseph Atwill is planning to make public some very flammable allegations. At a day-long symposium called "Covert Messiah" in London, England, he's set to unveil purported evidence that Roman aristocrats manufactured Jesus Christ - a claim that, if substantiated, would devalue the core of the Christian faith.
On Oct. 19, self-professed Biblical scholar Joseph Atwill is planning to make public some very flammable allegations. At a day-long symposium called "Covert Messiah" in London, England, he's set to unveil purported evidence that Roman aristocrats manufactured Jesus Christ - a claim that, if substantiated, would devalue the core of the Christian faith.
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Re: Jesus was made up
This should get JolitnJoe out of his hole. 
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hope so...pass me some of that popcornGrizalltheway wrote:This should get JolitnJoe out of his hole.
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."
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Just saw the headline on yahoo and wondered who would be the first to post it. D1B is pissed that you beat him to it.grizzaholic wrote:hope so...pass me some of that popcornGrizalltheway wrote:This should get JolitnJoe out of his hole.
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He can't be black, and made up...Cap'n Cat wrote:He was black, too.
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Re: Jesus was made up
This:
"Atwill said that governments often create "false histories and false gods" and that this is often done in an effort to secure social order."
"Atwill said that governments often create "false histories and false gods" and that this is often done in an effort to secure social order."
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Racist!Cap'n Cat wrote:He was black, too.
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So, how exactly is bashing Reagan and promoting Obama an effort to secure social order?Chizzang wrote:This:
"Atwill said that governments often create "false histories and false gods" and that this is often done in an effort to secure social order."
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I can see this one going down in flames big time. Ought to be an instant classic.grizzaholic wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/self-professed-bi ... 26476.html
On Oct. 19, self-professed Biblical scholar Joseph Atwill is planning to make public some very flammable allegations. At a day-long symposium called "Covert Messiah" in London, England, he's set to unveil purported evidence that Roman aristocrats manufactured Jesus Christ - a claim that, if substantiated, would devalue the core of the Christian faith.
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I heard there was some documented miracles, shrouds, and stuff that proved his existence. Especially if you believe. 
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...and you believe?kalm wrote:I heard there was some documented miracles, shrouds, and stuff that proved his existence. Especially if you believe.
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As I've said before...I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract.SeattleGriz wrote:...and you believe?kalm wrote:I heard there was some documented miracles, shrouds, and stuff that proved his existence. Especially if you believe.
But to quote the Dahli Lama..."you're problem is...you think you have time".
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Chizzang wrote:This:
"Atwill said that governments often create "false histories and false gods" and that this is often done in an effort to secure social order."

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So the Romans made up a figure that would generate lots of upheaval and turmoil within the regional religious organizations? Yeah makes total sense.Chizzang wrote:This:
"Atwill said that governments often create "false histories and false gods" and that this is often done in an effort to secure social order."
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This.SDHornet wrote:So the Romans made up a figure that would generate lots of upheaval and turmoil within the regional religious organizations? Yeah makes total sense.Chizzang wrote:This:
"Atwill said that governments often create "false histories and false gods" and that this is often done in an effort to secure social order."
Plus, the fact that people were martyred for this Person and His cause is a major factor in His favor: who the heck would put their neck on the line for someone who doesn't exist?!?

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You dumb fucker.SuperHornet wrote:This.SDHornet wrote: So the Romans made up a figure that would generate lots of upheaval and turmoil within the regional religious organizations? Yeah makes total sense.
Plus, the fact that people were martyred for this Person and His cause is a major factor in His favor: who the heck would put their neck on the line for someone who doesn't exist?!?
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Ha, you just got pwned by SH.D1B wrote:You dumb fucker.SuperHornet wrote:
This.
Plus, the fact that people were martyred for this Person and His cause is a major factor in His favor: who the heck would put their neck on the line for someone who doesn't exist?!?
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Not really. SH's argument in this quote has no logic behind it. People put their necks out for shit that doesn't exist all the time.SDHornet wrote:Ha, you just got pwned by SH.D1B wrote:
You dumb fucker.
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Shut up you Russian. I'm fishing here.Vidav wrote:Not really. SH's argument in this quote has no logic behind it. People put their necks out for shit that doesn't exist all the time.SDHornet wrote: Ha, you just got pwned by SH.
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Apologies.SDHornet wrote:Shut up you Russian. I'm fishing here.Vidav wrote:
Not really. SH's argument in this quote has no logic behind it. People put their necks out for shit that doesn't exist all the time.
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Accepted...this time...Vidav wrote:Apologies.SDHornet wrote: Shut up you Russian. I'm fishing here.
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Greatest Troll Thread EVER
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SuperHornet wrote:This.SDHornet wrote: So the Romans made up a figure that would generate lots of upheaval and turmoil within the regional religious organizations? Yeah makes total sense.
Plus, the fact that people were martyred for this Person and His cause is a major factor in His favor: who the heck would put their neck on the line for someone who doesn't exist?!?
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