SUGGESTION BOX: WHAT WOULD MAKE THE GOP BETTER?

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SUGGESTION BOX: WHAT WOULD MAKE THE GOP BETTER?

Post by Cap'n Cat »

Spin off the Teabaggers.

Drop the inane worship of Reagan.

Treat women better.

Recognize the world isn't all white.

Start respecting everyone.

Walk away from the gun fetish.

Stop suppressing the vote.

Turn around and face forward instead of backward.

Eliminate America uber alles.

Embrace universal health care.

Become human.

More Bill Maher, less John Wayne.

Smile sometimes.

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Re: SUGGESTION BOX: WHAT WOULD MAKE THE GOP BETTER?

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Drop their social agenda :nod:
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Re: SUGGESTION BOX: WHAT WOULD MAKE THE GOP BETTER?

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Gil Dobie wrote:Drop their social agenda :nod:

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Re: SUGGESTION BOX: WHAT WOULD MAKE THE GOP BETTER?

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Cap'n Cat wrote:Spin off the Teabaggers - get used to them. They're here to stay.

Drop the inane worship of Reagan-coming from a guy who would suck Obama's dick on the National Mall at noon, this is comical.

Treat women better-there is no war on women...it's a liberal myth.

Recognize the world isn't all white-just as soon as Donks stop their war on the middle-aged white man.

Start respecting everyone. That's a two way street, pal. See comment above about middle-aged white men.

Walk away from the gun fetish. We will, just as soon as donks walk away from their gun control fetish and start trying to solve the REAL problem-mental illness.

Stop suppressing the vote. Stop stuffing ballot boxes.

Turn around and face forward instead of backward. Just as soon as Donks recognize it's not 1965 anymore.

Eliminate America uber alles. I have no idea what this means.

Embrace universal health care. Embrace the right to keep and bear arms. It's actually IN the constituion.

Become human. Lose the double standard.

More Bill Maher, less John Wayne. More John Stewart, less Keith Olbermann.

Smile sometimes. Go fuck yourself.

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Re: SUGGESTION BOX: WHAT WOULD MAKE THE GOP BETTER?

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Ditch the social issues minus abortion.

Push harder for more nuclear power and help solar companies with workable business models (i.e. don't just throw out money to any solar company that helps you with your campaign)

Come up with immigration plan that exposes the democrat party as not being pragmatic about the issue but only wanting demographics to shift in their favor (e.g. allow illegals to get amnesty in return for forfeiting the right to vote for a long time, if not for the rest of their life). Then go from there.

Obliterate the no child left behind act and this ridiculous "every child can be a surgeon" mentality. Make sure all gifted and highly motivated students have a "challenge track" available and don't let it get watered down like AP classes have. Make sure you have the money to pay very knowledgeable teachers (i.e. people with a high level of content knowledge and not those with EDDs in multicultural rainforest pedagogical theory) to teach these classes.

Come up with a workable plan to get health care costs under control and address the looming massive shortage of doctors down the road ASAP.
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Re: SUGGESTION BOX: WHAT WOULD MAKE THE GOP BETTER?

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AZGrizFan wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote:Spin off the Teabaggers - get used to them. They're here to stay.

Drop the inane worship of Reagan-coming from a guy who would suck Obama's dick on the National Mall at noon, this is comical.

Treat women better-there is no war on women...it's a liberal myth.

Recognize the world isn't all white-just as soon as Donks stop their war on the middle-aged white man.

Start respecting everyone. That's a two way street, pal. See comment above about middle-aged white men.

Walk away from the gun fetish. We will, just as soon as donks walk away from their gun control fetish and start trying to solve the REAL problem-mental illness.

Stop suppressing the vote. Stop stuffing ballot boxes.

Turn around and face forward instead of backward. Just as soon as Donks recognize it's not 1965 anymore.

Eliminate America uber alles. I have no idea what this means.

Embrace universal health care. Embrace the right to keep and bear arms. It's actually IN the constituion.

Become human. Lose the double standard.

More Bill Maher, less John Wayne. More John Stewart, less Keith Olbermann.

Smile sometimes. Go fuck yourself.

:nod:

Entertaining, Z. Rather superficial, but entertaining.

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I agree AZ
Very nice post

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Re: SUGGESTION BOX: WHAT WOULD MAKE THE GOP BETTER?

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The GOP as a whole policies and values that most 'mericans agree with but their messaging is horrible and they don't fight back when the MSM projects the looney wing of the party as being the mainstream of the party.

The GOP needs to pound their message and values over and over and over, and fight back hard against the MSM, 0bama, Reid, et al when they label them terrorists, extremists, militants, etc.
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Brilliant Z.
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AZGrizFan wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote:
Treat women better-there is no war on women...it's a liberal myth.

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He means better than Clinton, Wiener, or that letch from San Diego.
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No John Boehner. :ohno: :ohno: :evil:
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HI54UNI wrote:No John Boehner. :ohno: :ohno: :evil:
You mean Snookis father?


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Bronco wrote:-
I agree AZ
Very nice post

cap'n
Are you going to sign up for Obamacare?

Don't need to. Are you, you old fuck, or are you sitting on a Teabagger death council there in Idaho?
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AZGrizFan wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote:Spin off the Teabaggers - get used to them. They're here to stay.

Drop the inane worship of Reagan-coming from a guy who would suck Obama's dick on the National Mall at noon, this is comical.

Treat women better-there is no war on women...it's a liberal myth.

Recognize the world isn't all white-just as soon as Donks stop their war on the middle-aged white man.

Start respecting everyone. That's a two way street, pal. See comment above about middle-aged white men.

Walk away from the gun fetish. We will, just as soon as donks walk away from their gun control fetish and start trying to solve the REAL problem-mental illness.

Stop suppressing the vote. Stop stuffing ballot boxes.

Turn around and face forward instead of backward. Just as soon as Donks recognize it's not 1965 anymore.

Eliminate America uber alles. I have no idea what this means.

Embrace universal health care. Embrace the right to keep and bear arms. It's actually IN the constituion.

Become human. Lose the double standard.

More Bill Maher, less John Wayne. More John Stewart, less Keith Olbermann.

Smile sometimes. Go **** yourself.

:nod:
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That's what I thought...cap'n

You are very lucky you had good insurance when you had the stroke
You should compare the two and see what policy was better

I'm not on a death panel

That's what Palin said was in Obamacare and she was right
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I'm in Montana


The guy I posted about in my office that was saying yea free health care back when this was rammed through congress is looking pretty sad these days

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Bronco wrote:-
That's what I thought...cap'n

You are very lucky you had good insurance when you had the stroke
You should compare the two and see what policy was better

I'm not on a death panel

That's what Palin said was in Obamacare and she was right
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I'm in Montana


The guy I posted about in my office that was saying yea free health care back when this was rammed through congress is looking pretty sad these days

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A spine.

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Can't be done.

Their basic premise is to keep the base ignorant, uniformed, agitated, angry and voting against their own best overall interests.

The 'Tea Party' is simply the co-opted remains of the reform party of the 1980s and 1990s. They were teetering toward the Libertarians before they were co-opted by the Koch Bros -- FreedumbWorks, et al.(Kemp, Armey, Bennett, Forbes ... ), and aside from the racists and fundies, they are all the GOP has left.

From this dung heap a modern conservative movement of 'cloth-coat' conservatives will emerge by denouncing the rabble, telling the Koch Bros and ALEC to take a hike, and forming a group of socially conservative / economically moderate Republicans who drop the anti-govt BS.
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Focus.

Argue about important stuff like budgets, and stop wasting time on gay rights, gun control, religion and abortion.

When it comes to government; gays and guns aren't going away, religion should go away and abortion is a personal matter.
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BlueHen86 wrote:Focus.

Argue about important stuff like budgets, and stop wasting time on gay rights, gun control, religion and abortion.

When it comes to government; gays and guns aren't going away, religion should go away and abortion is a personal matter.
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Aho Old Guy wrote:Can't be done.

Their basic premise is to keep the base ignorant, uniformed, agitated, angry and voting against their own best overall interests.

The 'Tea Party' is simply the co-opted remains of the reform party of the 1980s and 1990s. They were teetering toward the Libertarians before they were co-opted by the Koch Bros -- FreedumbWorks, et al.(Kemp, Armey, Bennett, Forbes ... ), and aside from the racists and fundies, they are all the GOP has left.

From this dung heap a modern conservative movement of 'cloth-coat' conservatives will emerge by denouncing the rabble, telling the Koch Bros and ALEC to take a hike, and forming a group of socially conservative / economically moderate Republicans who drop the anti-govt BS.
This plus 1000! They don't want small govt, they just don't want the nigger running the government. Like brother Malcolm stated so long ago, those blacks that actually support this party have been "bamboozled". America is still the GOP's plantation to the Koch brothers. They are guilty before Allah for crimes against humanity! Allahu Akbar!
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FCS PATRIOTS wrote:
Aho Old Guy wrote:Can't be done.

Their basic premise is to keep the base ignorant, uniformed, agitated, angry and voting against their own best overall interests.

The 'Tea Party' is simply the co-opted remains of the reform party of the 1980s and 1990s. They were teetering toward the Libertarians before they were co-opted by the Koch Bros -- FreedumbWorks, et al.(Kemp, Armey, Bennett, Forbes ... ), and aside from the racists and fundies, they are all the GOP has left.

From this dung heap a modern conservative movement of 'cloth-coat' conservatives will emerge by denouncing the rabble, telling the Koch Bros and ALEC to take a hike, and forming a group of socially conservative / economically moderate Republicans who drop the anti-govt BS.
This plus 1000! They don't want small govt, they just don't want the nigger running the government. Like brother Malcolm stated so long ago, those blacks that actually support this party have been "bamboozled". America is still the GOP's plantation to the Koch brothers. They are guilty before Allah for crimes against humanity! Allahu Akbar!
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Am I the only poster on this Forum who thinks the GOP in its present state if flat out PERFECT..?
Because I really do not see how the present GOP could possibly be improved upon

Seriously: Its f*cking spot on perfect
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Chizzang wrote:Am I the only poster on this Forum who thinks the GOP in its present state if flat out PERFECT..?
Because I really do not see how the present GOP could possibly be improved upon

Seriously: Its f*cking spot on perfect
Yes.
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kalm wrote:
Chizzang wrote:Am I the only poster on this Forum who thinks the GOP in its present state if flat out PERFECT..?
Because I really do not see how the present GOP could possibly be improved upon

Seriously: Its f*cking spot on perfect
Yes.
I know you're with me on this...
Sure I can hope and dream of a Republican Party that is the common sense Party
Spend less / smaller government / no embarrassing medieval social agendas

Seriously:
I've been fantasizing about that for over a decade

But it's NEVER going to happen
The Republican Party doesn't spend less, they just spend differently
They don't want smaller government, they just want less of the things they don't like
and like the Democrats have co-opted the poor and the brown and the UAW's
The Republicans have co-opted Jeezus, assault rifles and low income abortion

:nod:

So today we have a "nice balance"
a kind of mutual insanity / Left vs. Right / common sense out the window


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