School bans the use of balls during recess

[D1B]

Jizzaholics daughter shooting a cat, for fun.

[Baldy]

Replace them with play guns, Conklodytes!!!!



"I sawed you talkin' to that colored kid. Now, yer gonna die."

Why do you use the stereotypical Southern dialect (?) for republicans. You know, not all of us talk like Baldy.



Love ya, Baldy.

Listen here you country motherfucker.....

[Pwns]

Probably a good place to post this.

Scenario 1:

Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.

1960’s – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2013 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario 2:

Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1960’s – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2013 – Police called and SWAT team arrives — they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it .

Scenario 3:

Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

1960’s – Jeffrey sent to the Principal’s office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2013 – Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario 4:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1960’s – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.

2013 – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has an affair with the psychologist.

Scenario 5:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1960’s – Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock .

2013 – The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1960’s – Ants die.

2013 – ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents – and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny’s dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario 7:

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1960’s – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2013 – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

[kalm]

Probably a good place to post this.

Scenario 1:

Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.

1960’s – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2013 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario 2:

Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1960’s – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2013 – Police called and SWAT team arrives — they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it .

Scenario 3:

Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

1960’s – Jeffrey sent to the Principal’s office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2013 – Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario 4:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1960’s – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.

2013 – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has an affair with the psychologist.

Scenario 5:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1960’s – Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock .

2013 – The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1960’s – Ants die.

2013 – ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents – and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny’s dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario 7:

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1960’s – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2013 – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

I didn't get past #2 and #3. But with 2, that happened to my youngest the other day and the 1960's version is pretty much how it played out.

As for #3, our education system is not well geared to deal with high level A.D.D. kids who tend to be the brightest in he class. But having another adult use corporal punishment on your kid is wrong on sooooo many levels.

[grizzaholic]

Probably a good place to post this.

Scenario 1:

Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.

1960’s – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2013 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario 2:

Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1960’s – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2013 – Police called and SWAT team arrives — they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it .

Scenario 3:

Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

1960’s – Jeffrey sent to the Principal’s office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2013 – Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario 4:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1960’s – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.

2013 – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has an affair with the psychologist.

Scenario 5:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1960’s – Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock .

2013 – The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1960’s – Ants die.

2013 – ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents – and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny’s dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario 7:

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1960’s – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2013 – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

PWNS for the win

/thread

[Ibanez]

Why do you use the stereotypical Southern dialect (?) for republicans. You know, not all of us talk like Baldy.



Love ya, Baldy.

Listen here you country motherfucker.....

[Ibanez]

Those kids from the 1960's created the nanny state we live in today.

[Chizzang]

Parents are pussies too but they are the ones that feed the trial lawyers so ultimately it all falls back to the lawyers.

Lawyers can't litigate unless someone files a claim. It's the parents that initiate this crap. Sure, lawyers are always there to talk them into it but if the parents said no, there would not be a case.

Please pull your head from your ass (thank you)
There is always (read ALWAYS) a Lawyer somewhere urging (begging) a client to sue
Regardless of situational & personal accountability

Lawyers ARE the problem and the judges (former Lawyers) who accept ridiculous cases
The citizens of this nation merely reflect the disaster of a Legal System that is in place
Our legal system REWARDS stupid cases / Because Lawyers get paid a %

Sorry
But I have NEVER disagreed with a persons perspective more than I disagree with yours on this matter



We have a system built by Lawyers / For Lawyers / Rewarding more cases is better regardless

[89Hen]

Fucking Donks.

[UNI88]

I think most of us over 35 have our share of scars and broken bones from riding bikes/skateboards with no helmets, padding, or protective bubbles. I've had my share of bloody noses from inadvertent elbows while playing basketball or football and I'm sure I gave a few. I was a pretty average athlete and just had a good time with it and was comfortable with my level of ability. I just don't get why folks in that age group with kids of their own don't allow them to have fun and get a little banged up.

This is all Kennedy's fault.

FIFY

[Bronco]

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Fits in this thread


No Joke: White House Forces USPS To Destroy Entire Run of Stamps From Mooch’s “Let’s Move!” Campaign Because They Depict Kids Playing Without Helmets & Pads…


You can’t make this stuff up.

Via Postal Mag:

With the Just Move! stamp issuance the U.S. Postal Service hoped to raise awareness about the importance of physical activity in achieving a healthy lifestyle. However, according to Linns Stamp News, the USPS will be destroying the entire press run after receiving concerns from the President’s Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition over alleged “unsafe” acts depicted on three of the stamps (cannonball dive, skateboarding without kneepads and a headstand without a helmet). (There’s also a batter without a batting helmet, a girl balancing on a slippery rock, and a soccer player without kneepads or shin pads.)

[CID1990]

Just what publick education needs.... less balls

[Gil Dobie]

**** Donks.

[mainejeff]

**** Tea Party.

[Gil Dobie]

**** Tea Party.

They are as goofy as the Donks, but I think the Donks are more into hiring lawyers leading to banning balls.

[ASUG8]

Safe swimming in 2013:

[DSUrocks07]

http://nation.foxnews.com/2013/10/09/nj ... ar-helmets

NJ School District To Make Soccer Players to Wear Helmets

A New Jersey school district is ordering all students who play soccer - and other non-contact sports - to wear helmets on the field.

The Princeton School District's new rule is causing many parents - and even some doctors - to question whether soccer is really dangerous enough to warrant mandatory headgear to protect children from concussion.

However, school administrators are moving forward with a plan to purchase $70 soft helmets for every athlete grades six through 12 who plays soccer, field hockey or girls' lacrosse.

[Cap'n Cat]

Those kids from the 1960's created the nanny state we live in today.

After decades of excluding them from economic opportunity (just plain discriminating), Conks created that environment, necessitating the government to get involved.

[CAA Flagship]

Lawyers can't litigate unless someone files a claim. It's the parents that initiate this crap. Sure, lawyers are always there to talk them into it but if the parents said no, there would not be a case.

Please pull your head from your ass (thank you)
There is always (read ALWAYS) a Lawyer somewhere urging (begging) a client to sue
Regardless of situational & personal accountability

Lawyers ARE the problem and the judges (former Lawyers) who accept ridiculous cases
The citizens of this nation merely reflect the disaster of a Legal System that is in place
Our legal system REWARDS stupid cases / Because Lawyers get paid a %

Sorry
But I have NEVER disagreed with a persons perspective more than I disagree with yours on this matter



We have a system built by Lawyers / For Lawyers / Rewarding more cases is better regardless

So the parents have nothing to do with this?
I hate these type of lawyers as much as anyone. But the parents should take on much of the blame also.

[Baldy]

Those kids from the 1960's created the nanny state we live in today.

After decades of excluding them from economic opportunity (just plain discriminating), Conks created that environment, necessitating the government to get involved.

Careful Cappy, you're gonna pull something outta joint....

[grizzaholic]