Godlike Obama Earning Nobel Peace Prize.....

[Cap'n Cat]

It was only a matter of time before the rest of the world came around to his brilliance. To wit:

1. New Iranian leader (and Iran) coming around to more balanced way of thinking. Sparked by, you guessed it, Obama's rhetoric of peace and conciliation for six years.

2. New Pope, WhatsisName, suggesting world Conks letting go of old ways of thinking re: gays, abortion, role of women, etc.

3. Syria. In his most astounding (and most consistent) role as world statesman, Obama sends oppressive regime to negotiating table to be rid of chemical weapons. Gets Assad to admit he had them! Where Bush and fellow Conks failed, as in a lot of things, Obama skies over him and succeeds.

4. New engagement and dialogue with Russia. Again, world and U.S. security will be enhanced by his and Kerry's approach to the world's largest rogue state.

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All of the above and much more, plus ever-brightening prospects at home, achieved by this amazing man. Though Conks continue to fight on and flail wildly to their detriment, the progress marches on and Obama continues to cement his position as one of the greatest modern presidents in United States history!

All hail Obama!!!

[YoUDeeMan]

Obama is an idiot...he signed that painting with someone else's name.

I've got the good word that he's also the anti-Christ.

[AZGrizFan]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJnAp3YxCCw[/youtube]

[ASUG8]

C'mon Cappy - there isn't a line item there that can pass the straight face test.

[CitadelGrad]

It was only a matter of time before the rest of the world came around to his brilliance. To wit:

1. New Iranian leader (and Iran) coming around to more balanced way of thinking. Sparked by, you guessed it, Obama's rhetoric of peace and conciliation for six years.

2. New Pope, WhatsisName, suggesting world Conks letting go of old ways of thinking re: gays, abortion, role of women, etc.

3. Syria. In his most astounding (and most consistent) role as world statesman, Obama sends oppressive regime to negotiating table to be rid of chemical weapons. Gets Assad to admit he had them! Where Bush and fellow Conks failed, as in a lot of things, Obama skies over him and succeeds.

4. New, engagement and dialogue with Russia. Again, world and U.S. security will be enhanced by his and Kerry's approach to the world's largest rogue state.

*************

All of the above and much more, plus ever-brightening prospects at home, achieved by this amazing man. Though Conks continue to fight on and flail wildly to their detriment, the progress marches on and Obama continues to cement his position as one of the greatest modern presidents in United States history!

All hail Obama!!!

This is your best work yet. I've been laughing for almost five minutes.

[Cap'n Cat]

Jealous and embarrassed Conks.....

[Ivytalk]

I didn't get past item 1. Yeah, Obummer's done a great job there. The Iranian turbanbot didn't even shake The Great One's hand and gave an in-your-face speech directed at the good ol' USA. Did you even bother to read the transcript?

[AZGrizFan]

I didn't get past item 1. Yeah, Obummer's done a great job there. The Iranian turbanbot didn't even shake The Great One's hand and gave an in-your-face speech directed at the good ol' USA. Did you even bother to read the transcript?

Cappy can't read.

[Bronco]

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You may not feel lucky that you had a stroke

But having a stroke with the company insurance policy you had ( I assume) instead of being on Obamacare was very lucky

[89Hen]

I didn't get past item 1. Yeah, Obummer's done a great job there. The Iranian turbanbot didn't even shake The Great One's hand and gave an in-your-face speech directed at the good ol' USA. Did you even bother to read the transcript?

It wasn't on Maddow yet.

[Ibanez]

Dear diary,

Today I snorted and laughed for the first time ever. That Cap'n Cat is hilarious.

-Ibanez

[Cap'n Cat]

When any foreign dignitary gives derogatory speeches directed at the good OLD USA, it's due to the behavior of Conks dating back to the early 1970's. Spin on, Conks.

[houndawg]

Jealous and embarrassed Conks.....

All praise be upon OBAMA, the compassionate, the merciful...

[Grizalltheway]

I didn't get past item 1. Yeah, Obummer's done a great job there. The Iranian turbanbot didn't even shake The Great One's hand and gave an in-your-face speech directed at the good ol' USA. Did you even bother to read the transcript?

And if Obama had shaken his hand, we would have heard you mouth-breathers bleating non-stop about him kowtowing to the enemy. GMAFB.

[89Hen]

I didn't get past item 1. Yeah, Obummer's done a great job there. The Iranian turbanbot didn't even shake The Great One's hand and gave an in-your-face speech directed at the good ol' USA. Did you even bother to read the transcript?

And if Obama had shaken his hand, we would have heard you mouth-breathers bleating non-stop about him kowtowing to the enemy. GMAFB.

GMAFB indeed.

[CitadelGrad]

I didn't get past item 1. Yeah, Obummer's done a great job there. The Iranian turbanbot didn't even shake The Great One's hand and gave an in-your-face speech directed at the good ol' USA. Did you even bother to read the transcript?

And if Obama had shaken his hand, we would have heard you mouth-breathers bleating non-stop about him kowtowing to the enemy. GMAFB.

He did kowtow to the enemy by stating publicly that he would like to meet unconditionally with the Iranian president; and once again, Obama was humiliated when the Iranian president snubbed him.

Amateur hour has turned into an amateur two-term presidency.

[blueballs]

I'll give credit where credit is due... 0bama accomplished in only a few weeks what the mainstream media and democratic political machine were unable to do in an entire campaign in 2004- make John (Lurch) Kerry look strong.

[Cap'n Cat]

Fun to watch Conks squirm when they KNOW they should be squirming!!



Greatest president, 1980 to present. Hands down.




"Yeah, I hear ya, Bronco, you peckerhead cracker. Go back to that Vietnamese stepdaughter yer bangin' up there in Miles City!"

[Cap'n Cat]

I'll give credit where credit is due... 0bama accomplished in only a few weeks what the mainstream media and democratic political machine were unable to do in an entire campaign in 2004- make John (Lurch) Kerry look strong.

Kerry is in the short line for Rushmore, P.

[ASUG8]

I'll give credit where credit is due... 0bama accomplished in only a few weeks what the mainstream media and democratic political machine were unable to do in an entire campaign in 2004- make John (Lurch) Kerry look strong.

Kerry is in the short line for Rushmore, P.

This just keeps getting better. Now I've projected water through my nose onto my monitor.

[Cap'n Cat]

Kerry is in the short line for Rushmore, P.

This just keeps getting better. Now I've projected water through my nose onto my monitor.

[ASUG8]

This just keeps getting better. Now I've projected water through my nose onto my monitor.

When it comes to stirring the pot, YOU should be on Rushmore.

[AZGrizFan]

When it comes to stirring the pot, YOU should be on Rushmore.

He IS Mount Rushmore.

[CitadelGrad]

When it comes to stirring the pot, YOU should be on Rushmore.

He IS Mount Rushmore.

He ate Mt. Rushmore.

[89Hen]

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