Brain-Eating Amoeba (Poll)

[93henfan]

Spandos, anyone...

What is causing this?

[ASUG8]

Urinating directly into the buttocks is my guess.

[bandl]

Jews peeing in the butt.

[CitadelGrad]

God, Jesus and Baby Jesus are the same. You left out Sweet Baby Jesus In A Manger.

You also distinguished between the U.S. Government and Jews. Everyone knows they are the same.

Bohemian Grove is merely the place where the Freemason go to act out their Satanic rituals.

You left out Skull & Bones.

I vote for Pee In The Butt.

[93henfan]

http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/12/us/louisi ... ?hpt=hp_t2

(CNN) -- Tests of a Louisiana parish's water supply confirmed the presence of a rare brain-eating amoeba blamed for last month's death of a 4-year-old boy.

The state's Department of Health & Hospitals said Thursday that tests conducted by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found Naegleria fowleri in St. Bernard Parish water.

The water is safe to drink, state officials said, although they cautioned against getting water in the nose.

Oh, whew, thank God! At least you can still drink it. Just make sure it's not through a straw in your nose.

[Gil Dobie]

Bush

[CAA Flagship]

[Grizalltheway]

http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/12/us/louisi ... ?hpt=hp_t2

(CNN) -- Tests of a Louisiana parish's water supply confirmed the presence of a rare brain-eating amoeba blamed for last month's death of a 4-year-old boy.

The state's Department of Health & Hospitals said Thursday that tests conducted by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found Naegleria fowleri in St. Bernard Parish water.

The water is safe to drink, state officials said, although they cautioned against getting water in the nose.

Oh, whew, thank God! At least you can still drink it. Just make sure it's not through a straw in your nose.

Well, I guess the Jews are fucked.

[Pwns]

The little mofos are in more tap water than you think. It's never a good idea to snort water. And kids should be warned about getting tap water or pond water up their noses.

[Skjellyfetti]

Uh. It's pretty obvious. Don't y'all read the Bible?

According to Genesis, God made amoebas, along with every other living creature and organism on earth.2 God described His new creation as “very good,” therefore the original amoebas were good. That was before sin entered the world and the creation was corrupted by evil. When people reject Genesis history, they also reject the concept of the Fall. According to biblical history, evil has intruded, by man’s choice, into creation. The Fall was a consequence of Adam’s rejection of God’s word.

Brain-eating amoebas are not good, but God did not originally create them for the purpose of eating human brains. The species responsible for these infections, Naegleria fowleri, typically graze on bacteria and algae in the beds of warm, freshwater bodies, helping to maintain a good ecological balance. These amoebas can cause evil only when they are misplaced. This will not be the case forever, as God has promised an eventual end to all evil.3

Article written in all seriousness by the Institute for Creation Research
http://www.icr.org/article/3929/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[death dealer]

We did it. Wanna fight about it?

[Gil Dobie]

Some nasty stuff, we've had a couple cases in Minnesota too.

Link

[kalm]

This thread womps.

Also, don't look up incidences of flesh eating bacteria that get into a body through open wounds when people are swimming in lakes. There's more than you'd think.

God must have misplaced these as well.

[CAA Flagship]

This thread womps.

Also, don't look up incidences of flesh eating bacteria that get into a body through open wounds when people are swimming in lakes. There's more than you'd think.

God must have misplaced these as well.