Ariel Castro Saves Ohio Taxpayers Thousands of Dollars

[93henfan]

(CNN) -- Ariel Castro, who was sentenced to life plus 1,000 years for kidnapping and raping three women, as well as murder, was found hanging in his prison cell Tuesday night.

Authorities found Castro, 52, hanging in his cell at the Correctional Reception Center in Orient, Ohio, about 9:20 p.m., the state's Department of Corrections said.

Prison medical staff tried to revive him but failed.

Castro was taken to The Ohio State University Wexner Medical Center where he was pronounced dead at 10:52 p.m.

[AZGrizFan]

[YoUDeeMan]

Win-win!

I think more prisoners should be encouraged to commit suicide.

Perhaps we should start pumping Celine Dion music into their cells.

[kalm]

Win-win!

I think more prisoners should be encouraged to commit suicide.

Perhaps we should start pumping Celine Dion music into their cells.

Or Nickleback.

[AZGrizFan]

Win-win!

I think more prisoners should be encouraged to commit suicide.

Perhaps we should start pumping Celine Dion music into their cells.

That would do it for me.

[bluehenbillk]

Win-win!

I think more prisoners should be encouraged to commit suicide.

Perhaps we should start pumping Celine Dion music into their cells.

This!

[grizzaholic]

Win-win!

I think more prisoners should be encouraged to commit suicide.

Perhaps we should start pumping Celine Dion music into their cells.

Or Kraftwerk.

FIFY

[kalm]

Or Michael Jackson.

FIFY+1

[ASUG8]

What a wuss....he keeps three women hostage for 10 yrs and doesn't even make 30 days in the pokey. I'm having a hard time getting upset about this.

[andy7171]

Somebody went all D'angelo Barksdale on him!

[dbackjon]

Good riddance, but nagging feeling he got off too easy

[Grizalltheway]

Somebody went all D'angelo Barksdale on him!

This.

[AZGrizFan]

Good riddance, but nagging feeling he got off too easy

Agreed.

They should have kept him chained to a wall, denied him food...raped him with an increasingly large broomstick on a nightly basis....

That would have been preferrable to giving him the coward's way out.

[grizzaholic]

Some fails

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[Ibanez]

Win-win!

I think more prisoners should be encouraged to commit suicide.

Perhaps we should start pumping Celine Dion music into their cells.

Ouch. Burn.

I bet They love Celine Dion.

[Ivytalk]

Win-win!

I think more prisoners should be encouraged to commit suicide.

Perhaps we should start pumping Celine Dion music into their cells.

Eighth Amendment violation!

Cue kalm to work the Fourth Amendment into it somehow...

[blueballs]

Good riddance, but nagging feeling he got off too easy

Not really, as LadyEagle94 put it this morning, his REAL sentence starts now- for eternity.

[dbackjon]

Good riddance, but nagging feeling he got off too easy

Not really, as LadyEagle94 put it this morning, his REAL sentence starts now- for eternity.

If you believe in that

[kalm]

Win-win!

I think more prisoners should be encouraged to commit suicide.

Perhaps we should start pumping Celine Dion music into their cells.

Eighth Amendment violation!

Cue kalm to work the Fourth Amendment into it somehow...

Still stinging from that one I see.