People Destroying America

[Ibanez]

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colber ... y-cummings

This is a good segment.

[mrklean]

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colber ... y-cummings

This is a good segment.

[Ibanez]

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colber ... y-cummings

This is a good segment.

What don't you understand?

[mrklean]

What don't you understand?

I did understand Cheese Dick. But you would like shit like this..............

NERD!

[Ibanez]

What don't you understand?

I did understand Cheese Dick. But you would like shit like this..............

NERD!

What are you talking about? You aren't saying anything but calling people names. It's very childish. You're an adult, correct?

[Grizalltheway]

I did understand Cheese Dick. But you would like shit like this..............

NERD!

What are you talking about? You aren't saying anything but calling people names. It's very childish. You're an adult, correct?

Yeah, an adult with an IQ lower than his age.

[Ibanez]

What are you talking about? You aren't saying anything but calling people names. It's very childish. You're an adult, correct?

Yeah, an adult with an IQ lower than his age.

HIYO!!!

[mrklean]

What are you talking about? You aren't saying anything but calling people names. It's very childish. You're an adult, correct?

Yeah, an adult with an IQ lower than his age.

OK MR. IQ 200

[Ibanez]

Yeah, an adult with an IQ lower than his age.

OK MR. IQ 200

So, back to my innocent question. Why was your first response "WTF?"

And if you could keep it civil and mature, that'd be great.

[mrklean]

OK MR. IQ 200

So, back to my innocent question. Why was your first response "WTF?"

And if you could keep it civil and mature, that'd be great.

Small Town America. Mom, Apple Pieand Baseball?
Really, Now we want to go back tot he 50's

[Ibanez]

So, back to my innocent question. Why was your first response "WTF?"

And if you could keep it civil and mature, that'd be great.

Small Town America. Mom, Apple Pieand Baseball?
Really, Now we want to go back tot he 50's

How is them banning discrimination based on sexual orientation going back to the 1950s? I'm not following you.

[YoUDeeMan]

So, back to my innocent question. Why was your first response "WTF?"

And if you could keep it civil and mature, that'd be great.

Small Town America. Mom, Apple Pieand Baseball?
Really, Now we want to go back tot he 50's

Nah...6 dead and 27 wounded this past weekend in Chicago is a much better future.

I've got some slogans for you as you move to Chicago and jump into the mayoral race:

klean up your act, homies!

Wipe that smirk klean off your face, boy!

Vote for me, motherfvckers, or I'll klean your clock! You could easily switch "or" with "and" and remove the "l" and get the gay vote!

Operation klean sweep!














Just don't let anyone know where you got those slogans...wouldn't want a rumor going around that you work for whitey!

[Chizzang]

We're all aware that Colbert Report is 100% sarcastic right...
Tell me this is common knowledge / how does this brilliant thread launch end up in this awkward position

[Ibanez]

We're all aware that Colbert Report is 100% sarcastic right...
Tell me this is common knowledge / how does this brilliant thread launch end up in this awkward position

Klean doesn't understand satire.

[YoUDeeMan]

We're all aware that Colbert Report is 100% sarcastic right...
Tell me this is common knowledge / how does this brilliant thread launch end up in this awkward position

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

C'mon, klean didn't bother watching the video. He's just knee jerking his way through life.

[YoUDeeMan]

We're all aware that Colbert Report is 100% sarcastic right...
Tell me this is common knowledge / how does this brilliant thread launch end up in this awkward position

Awkward?

You don't think my campaign slogans are the bomb? klean would win any big city election with those beauties! Cripes, people pay good money to assemble their election teams...and I just gave away the gold mine for free.

Imagine those slogans nestled into the afternoon gospel station and BET reruns. kleans big mug with a handgun pointed (sideways) at the audience...maybe with a gold tooth. Dude's a mortal lock for office.

[Chizzang]

We're all aware that Colbert Report is 100% sarcastic right...
Tell me this is common knowledge / how does this brilliant thread launch end up in this awkward position

Awkward?

You don't think my campaign slogans are the bomb? klean would win any big city election with those beauties! Cripes, people pay good money to assemble their election teams...and I just gave away the gold mine for free.

Imagine those slogans nestled into the afternoon gospel station and BET reruns. kleans big mug with a handgun pointed (sideways) at the audience...maybe with a gold tooth. Dude's a mortal lock for office.

Of course I'm probably your biggest fan on this site...
but I felt like we needed to clear the air before we proceeded
By returning to "square one" and pointing out the satirical nature of the attached video

at that point: we would be free to proceed

[mrklean]

Small Town America. Mom, Apple Pieand Baseball?
Really, Now we want to go back tot he 50's

How is them banning discrimination based on sexual orientation going back to the 1950s? I'm not following you.

First of all, I could give a damn who sleeps with whom. If gay people want to get married them let them. WHo am I to judhe them. But the fact that he started with the small towm values, 1950's mom and Apple Pie is fucking old. Yes we have Gay people in our country so let it go.

[Ibanez]

How is them banning discrimination based on sexual orientation going back to the 1950s? I'm not following you.

First of all, I could give a damn who sleeps with whom. If gay people want to get married them let them. WHo am I to judhe them. But the fact that he started with the small towm values, 1950's mom and Apple Pie is fucking old. Yes we have Gay people in our country so let it go.

Exactly, who are you to "judhe" anyone.

[Ibanez]

Klean, did you even watch the video?

[ASUMountaineer]

How is them banning discrimination based on sexual orientation going back to the 1950s? I'm not following you.

First of all, I could give a damn who sleeps with whom. If gay people want to get married them let them. WHo am I to judhe them. But the fact that he started with the small towm values, 1950's mom and Apple Pie is **** old. Yes we have Gay people in our country so let it go.

Still a clueless wonder.

[YoUDeeMan]

Awkward?

You don't think my campaign slogans are the bomb? klean would win any big city election with those beauties! Cripes, people pay good money to assemble their election teams...and I just gave away the gold mine for free.

Imagine those slogans nestled into the afternoon gospel station and BET reruns. kleans big mug with a handgun pointed (sideways) at the audience...maybe with a gold tooth. Dude's a mortal lock for office.

Of course I'm probably your biggest fan on this site...
but I felt like we needed to clear the air before we proceeded
By returning to "square one" and pointing out the satirical nature of the attached video

at that point: we would be free to proceed

klean is never "free" to proceed...he is a prisoner of his own mind.

And the video was hilarious...to anyone with half a brain.

I've got a new one for klean:

"Darren Young's dick up someone's azz don't really matter to me; I just want to put my foot up someone's azz!"

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

You guys wouldnt think this is so funny if you walked a mile in a black mans shoes............(I think they are Air Jordans)

[Ibanez]

You guys wouldnt think this is so funny if you walked a mile in a black mans shoes............(I think they are Air Jordans)

Did you watch the video?