Detroit: Donk Utopia

[AZGrizFan]

Man, that schtick is gettin' O-L-D.

Yeah, maybe for you, Col Hogan.



azJizzfan, circa 2011

"God Damn fucking kids and their filthy language!"

Mom jokes. I stopped using them in, like, 5th grade. Totally.

[D1B]

Yeah, maybe for you, Col Hogan.



azJizzfan, circa 2011

"God Damn fucking kids and their filthy language!"

Mom jokes. I stopped using them in, like, 5th grade. Totally.

Yeah, uh, you're soooooo mature.

Go trade soiled Depends with Col Hogan and fuck off, old man.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

D1B is just covering his inadequacies Z.

Mom told me in all the years of whoring around.....nobody could prematurely ejaculate like D1B. Even the mere thought of his zipper going down would send him into a convulsing seizure that would make Mr Titleless and Andy look athletic. Then in his best Scooby Drum impersonation he would mouth "I'm so sawrry, wanna hit Waffle House"?

Mom would just take her money, laugh and walk out the door feeling as though she didn't earn her money that day.

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[houndawg]

D1B is just covering his inadequacies Z.

Mom told me in all the years of whoring around.....nobody could prematurely ejaculate like D1B. Even the mere thought of his zipper going down would send him into a convulsing seizure that would make Mr Titleless and Andy look athletic. Then in his best Scooby Drum impersonation he would mouth "I'm so sawrry, wanna hit Waffle House"?

Mom would just take her money, laugh and walk out the door feeling as though she didn't earn her money that day.

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That's probably why she always undercharged me for getting a ride on Uncle Houndawg's Rodeo of Love; balanced things out.

[D1B]

D1B is just covering his inadequacies Z.

Mom told me in all the years of whoring around.....nobody could prematurely ejaculate like D1B. Even the mere thought of his zipper going down would send him into a convulsing seizure that would make Mr Titleless and Andy look athletic. Then in his best Scooby Drum impersonation he would mouth "I'm so sawrry, wanna hit Waffle House"?

Mom would just take her money, laugh and walk out the door feeling as though she didn't earn her money that day.

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.....ALPACAJIZ1 in the closet filming the whole affair for later, personal enjoyment, with his mom. She charges him double for those sessions.

[Ibanez]

D1B is just covering his inadequacies Z.

Mom told me in all the years of whoring around.....nobody could prematurely ejaculate like D1B. Even the mere thought of his zipper going down would send him into a convulsing seizure that would make Mr Titleless and Andy look athletic. Then in his best Scooby Drum impersonation he would mouth "I'm so sawrry, wanna hit Waffle House"?

Mom would just take her money, laugh and walk out the door feeling as though she didn't earn her money that day.

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That's probably why she always undercharged me for getting a ride on Uncle Houndawg's Rodeo of Love; balanced things out.

She felt bad since you always try to pay with your EBT card.

[Ivytalk]

Dresden looked better after the firebombing.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

D1B is just covering his inadequacies Z.

Mom told me in all the years of whoring around.....nobody could prematurely ejaculate like D1B. Even the mere thought of his zipper going down would send him into a convulsing seizure that would make Mr Titleless and Andy look athletic. Then in his best Scooby Drum impersonation he would mouth "I'm so sawrry, wanna hit Waffle House"?

Mom would just take her money, laugh and walk out the door feeling as though she didn't earn her money that day.

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That's probably why she always undercharged me for getting a ride on Uncle Houndawg's Rodeo of Love; balanced things out.

Sheep wrangling and goat tying isn't really a rodeo out here but whatever floats your ECB.



(East Coast Boat)

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[D1B]

That's probably why she always undercharged me for getting a ride on Uncle Houndawg's Rodeo of Love; balanced things out.

Sheep wrangling and goat tying isn't really a rodeo out here but whatever floats your ECB.



(East Coast Boat)

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That's so pathetic its hilarious!

Listen ALPACA, houndawg and I own you. Shut the fuck up and we move to some other loser. Word.