Michele Bachmann Figures Why Not, Introduces Homosexual-Beheading Bill
WASHINGTON—Saying that she’ll be gone soon anyway so she might as well, Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann introduced H.R. 259: The Homosexual Decapitation Act, which would give the United States government legal authority to behead any gay U.S. Citizen. “I figured, eh, why not; I’m not running for reelection in 2014, I have nothing to lose, and I’ve been sitting on this bill for nearly five years, so what’s it going to hurt to finally throw it into the mix...
Michele Bachmann Figures Why Not, Introduces Homosexual-Beheading Bill
WASHINGTON—Saying that she’ll be gone soon anyway so she might as well, Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann introduced H.R. 259: The Homosexual Decapitation Act, which would give the United States government legal authority to behead any gay U.S. Citizen. “I figured, eh, why not; I’m not running for reelection in 2014, I have nothing to lose, and I’ve been sitting on this bill for nearly five years, so what’s it going to hurt to finally throw it into the mix...
Eat shit, Racist. She has millions left over in her war chest that she'll use to demean gays, take away women's rights, foster racism, marginalize the poor and do whatever the fuck else jackoff conks like you spend your free time doing - and you know what? - she'll do it with much greater impact, as a GOP Conk not worrying about the pressures and restrictions of elected office.
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Try again, dunce. Already told you why it's bad for the GOP. You can disagree if you want, you racist, but I already told you why.
I do disagree, as does any rational person. She will be forgotten much quicker than that other nutcase Palin. Net gain for the GOP.
I don't give two shits about the GOP, but it's clear to anyone with a brain that Bachmann no longer running for office is a good thing for everyone, including the GOP. You pushed your shtick too far on this one, D.
And calling me a "racist," come on D1l doBie you're better than that.
Yes and no. Running against her is easy, and the more people that experience the half-witted jabber that ejaculates from her reflexive convulsions that pass for speech, the easier it is. When you're running against a no-hoper like Bachman you don't need to upgrade your own candidates, unfortunately. You could run turnip greens against her and win this time.
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Is that dumb ass dem that said if we put soldiers on Guam the island will tip over still in office?
If we just post stupid shit that BHO and Biden have said this thread will reach 10 pages for sure
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I do disagree, as does any rational person. She will be forgotten much quicker than that other nutcase Palin. Net gain for the GOP.
I don't give two shits about the GOP, but it's clear to anyone with a brain that Bachmann no longer running for office is a good thing for everyone, including the GOP. You pushed your shtick too far on this one, D.
And calling me a "racist," come on D1l doBie you're better than that.
Yes and no. Running against her is easy, and the more people that experience the half-witted jabber that ejaculates from her reflexive convulsions that pass for speech, the easier it is. When you're running against a no-hoper like Bachman you don't need to upgrade your own candidates, unfortunately. You could run turnip greens against her and win this time.
Is that why she beat 4 different donks in 4 straight elections?
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Yes and no. Running against her is easy, and the more people that experience the half-witted jabber that ejaculates from her reflexive convulsions that pass for speech, the easier it is. When you're running against a no-hoper like Bachman you don't need to upgrade your own candidates, unfortunately. You could run turnip greens against her and win this time.
Is that why she beat 4 different donks in 4 straight elections?
Because she was in a gerrymandered 60+% Republican district. She barely won. A normal Republican would win going away.
Shows how fucking stupid the voters in that district are.
Yes and no. Running against her is easy, and the more people that experience the half-witted jabber that ejaculates from her reflexive convulsions that pass for speech, the easier it is. When you're running against a no-hoper like Bachman you don't need to upgrade your own candidates, unfortunately. You could run turnip greens against her and win this time.
Is that why she beat 4 different donks in 4 straight elections?
Yes and no. Running against her is easy, and the more people that experience the half-witted jabber that ejaculates from her reflexive convulsions that pass for speech, the easier it is. When you're running against a no-hoper like Bachman you don't need to upgrade your own candidates, unfortunately. You could run turnip greens against her and win this time.
Is that why she beat 4 different donks in 4 straight elections?
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See? Better for the GOP.
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Eat ****, Racist. She has millions left over in her war chest that she'll use to demean gays, take away women's rights, foster racism, marginalize the poor and do whatever the **** else jackoff conks like you spend your free time doing - and you know what? - she'll do it with much greater impact, as a GOP Conk not worrying about the pressures and restrictions of elected office.
That's hilarious, D1l doBie. Keep up the good work!
BTW, D1ingleBerry. Marginalizing the poor is what you and your big-business GOP buddies do. See, American Care Act.
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