Union Big Shots Aren't Lazy

[Ibanez]

The toilet seat is $30 but you have to pay for the contract specialist, procurement agent, logistical analyst, program manager and maintenance clerk who will all be involved in buying and installing the toilet seat.

So you order it, Hogan picks it up, Cid1990 installs it, and 93 returns it as defective after a months use?

Now you're catching on.

[CID1990]

The toilet seat is $30 but you have to pay for the contract specialist, procurement agent, logistical analyst, program manager and maintenance clerk who will all be involved in buying and installing the toilet seat.

So you order it, Hogan picks it up, Cid1990 installs it, and 93 returns it as defective after a months use?

It wasnt defective. it was broken after you stood on it so your bestie could plug your exit.

[houndawg]

I mean really. Who can fall asleep like that?

He's resting on his chins.

Dude has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

[houndawg]

So you order it, Hogan picks it up, Cid1990 installs it, and 93 returns it as defective after a months use?

It wasnt defective. it was broken after you stood on it so your bestie could plug your exit.

Sounds like a Citadel ritual