Benedict XVI First Pope in 600 Years to Resign

[Grizalltheway]

Eh, it's like a Cirque Soleil act. You guys need to get out of the house more and stop looking up gay porn on Youtube. At this rate, trying to pull up stuff like that, you guys are probably blind as bats and have very furry palms.

Hey GF, can I borrow your Glee box set?

[kalm]

Hey, Joltin Joe, Hen...any comments?

Haven't heard from the Dimmer Twins yet.

I think we need an official ruling. Dback...gay or Cirque du Soleil?

[D1B]

Haven't heard from the Dimmer Twins yet.

I think we need an official ruling. Dback...gay or Cirque du Soleil?

I'm thinking, GAY.

[D1B]

Next step for the world:

Government investigations of the church for fostering child sexual abuse amongst it leaders and employees.

[89Hen]

Hey, Joltin Joe, Hen...any comments?

Haven't heard from the Dimmer Twins yet.

I guess I am dim because I'm not seeing what the issue is. The theatrics of them removing their jackets was a little strange, but I didn't know this offended you.

[Skjellyfetti]

The gaze as the Pope looks on, resisting the urge to forcibly sodomize them
The cheesy porn music
The setting, etc. etc.

If you can't find anything funny in that video you are either a humorless old man or someone that simply cannot laugh at the Pope.

[Skjellyfetti]

I think we need an official ruling. Dback...gay or Cirque du Soleil?

And we're assuming those things are mutually exclusive? Cirque du Sogay

[D1B]

Haven't heard from the Dimmer Twins yet.

I guess I am dim because I'm not seeing what the issue is. The theatrics of them removing their jackets was a little strange, but I didn't know this offended you.

The issue is, your church is run by a cabal of supposedly celibate, homosexual men. Being homosexual is no big deal, unless you operate a world wide organization with 1.5 billions morons and one of your foundational issues and messages encourages and fosters bigotry against homosexuals.

The other issue involves the child rape scandal where 80% of the victims were boys. When the group responsible for investigating reports of child molestation of boys by men is also gay, the tendency to be complacent, lie, hide the issue or just say "it's no bid deal" is much higher.

In fact, this is exactly what happened.

The first Papal resignation in six centuries may have been the result of Vatican pressure, it was reported on Tuesday.

A rebel faction of cardinals is alleged to have pressurised Pope Benedict to get softer treatment for senior clerics accused of condoning child abuse.

The push against Benedict, it is said, added to the effects of illness and declining mental grip to tip the Pope over the edge into resignation.

The meeting that may have influenced Benedict’s resignation on Monday was a visit to his private rooms on Saturday evening by Cardinal Angelo Soldano, according to accounts circulating in Rome.

Soldano, a former Vatican Secretary of State - the senior political and diplomatic post - is said to have argued with Benedict over his hard line against clergy accused of sex abuse.

Soldano, 85, was criticised when he referred to abuse complaints as “petty gossip”.

He is said to have accepted payments from the Legion of Christ group, and to have halted a sex-abuse investigation into the organisation’s founder in the 1990s. The investigation was being run by the then Joseph Ratzinger, the now outgoing Benedict XVI. - Daily Mail

[89Hen]

The issue is, your church is run by a cabal of supposedly celibate, homosexual men.

Are they supposedly celibate or homosexual?

[JoltinJoe]

well, the pope certainly liked his man meat

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWwrycK3tkw[/youtube]

Hey, Joltin Joe, Hen...any comments?

Yes, those guys are a lot thinner than you.

BTW, enjoying all the news commentary on every channel and in every paper imaginable about how Benedict XVI followed a larger-than-life figure who was so instrumental in the downfall of communism.

Meanwhile, here in RetardoWorld, you guys think it is "idiotic" to say something like that.

This place is so much fun.

[D1B]

The gaze as the Pope looks on, resisting the urge to forcibly sodomize them
The cheesy porn music
The setting, etc. etc.

If you can't find anything funny in that video you are either a humorless old man or someone that simply cannot laugh at the Pope.

I bet 95% of those old perverts employed fake hand set on their laps, no doubt crafted by Prado at a cost to the laity of $10,000 each, and were whacking it so furiously under their dresses that several of their wrinkled dicks caught on fire and tripped the fire alarms.

The other 5% couldn't see and didn't know what country they were in.

[D1B]

Hey, Joltin Joe, Hen...any comments?

Yes, those guys are a lot thinner than you.

BTW, enjoying all the news commentary on every channel and in every paper imaginable about how Benedict XVI followed a larger-than-life figure who was so instrumental in the downfall of communism.

Meanwhile, here in RetardoWorld, you guys think it is "idiotic" to say something like that.

This place is so much fun.

Joe, you gonna show this video to your kids? You know learn about The Quitter Pope?

[dbackjon]

Haven't heard from the Dimmer Twins yet.

I think we need an official ruling. Dback...gay or Cirque du Soleil?

Why the Or there?






Cirque du Soleil is pretty cool, but not $100-150/ticket cool (which is what it costs in many places for decent seats). They are gymnasts/acrobats, so of course they wear little clothing. And most could kick all y'all's asses.




But this one, gay cirque du soleil

[D1B]

These four have the Fake Hand Set with Fake Literature attachment ($3,500 extra)

Here's a shot of what they were really looking at:



First one to blow got to loofah Benedicts ass callouses in the papal whirlpool, which incidentally is carved out of a single piece of ivory and has solid gold taps. The water is imported from Iceland and his soap is made from the rendered body fat of the rare Himalayan Spotted Marmot. It take 17,000 of em to make one bar of papal soap.

[D1B]

I think we need an official ruling. Dback...gay or Cirque du Soleil?

Why the Or there?






Cirque du Soleil is pretty cool, but not $100-150/ticket cool (which is what it costs in many places for decent seats). They are gymnasts/acrobats, so of course they wear little clothing. And most could kick all y'all's asses.




But this one, gay cirque du soleil

We knew this, Jon, but thanks for the validation.

Did anyone notice the SMOKING HOT CHICK manning the shirts? Holy hell!!!

[D1B]

The issue is, your church is run by a cabal of supposedly celibate, homosexual men.

Are they supposedly celibate or homosexual?

They're raging homosexuals. They're supposed to be celibate, you asshat.

[Gil Dobie]

Are they supposedly celibate or homosexual?

They're raging homosexuals. They're supposed to be celibate, you asshat.

Now you are anti-gay and anti-religion

[D1B]

They're raging homosexuals. They're supposed to be celibate, you asshat.

Now you are anti-gay and anti-religion

No Dopie. Just hypocrites and phonies.

[GannonFan]

They're raging homosexuals. They're supposed to be celibate, you asshat.

Now you are anti-gay and anti-religion

Don't forget misogynist. D1B's an equal opportunity bigot. So much hate, so little time in the day.

[D1B]

Now you are anti-gay and anti-religion

Don't forget misogynist. D1B's an equal opportunity bigot. So much hate, so little time in the day.

GannonFan hates his kids. Abuses them by forced indoctrination into a cult that rapes children and discriminates against women and gays. Every Sunday, his kids are forced to eat the flesh and drink the blood of their zombie leader.

He also squanders a significant part of their childhood and inheritance on said cannibal cult.

[D1B]

Washington Post 2/13/2013

UNITED STATES
Washington Post

By James Salt

There is a growing crisis within the leadership of the American Catholic church, and the Catholic faithful are desperate for change. Today, our church is less known for bringing good news to the poor and more for its forays into electoral politics and doctrinal inquisitions. The new pope has an opportunity to right the course of the American bishops and re-inspire a generation of American Catholics.

Take for example some recent Catholic controversies that highlight the crisis of leadership in Catholicism:

A Catholic hospital in Ireland allowed a patient in its care to die rather than terminate her non-viable fetus.

A Catholic high school administrator in Cincinnati was fired this week for expressing a personal opinion about marriage equality on his private blog. ...

Robert Finn, the bishop of Kansas City, Mo., was convicted of protecting a pedophile priest but somehow still remains in charge of the diocese.

The Vatican initiated an inquisition of American nuns for focusing too much on the needs of the poor and not fighting enough against abortion and the rights of gays.

Employees and volunteers in the Diocese of Arlington, Va., are forced to sign a “loyalty oath” to the bishop or face termination.



These examples demonstrate a form of religious leadership that is far removed from the Gospel message of Christ. The Gospel’s call to love one another is the basis for the rich Catholic social teaching that sparked and nourished my love of God and church. It is this love that is absent from too many actions of our leadership. No wonder Catholics like me are despairing. We can’t find Christ in our church.

Shame on the church.

[Seahawks08]

Did anyone notice the SMOKING HOT CHICK manning the shirts? Holy hell!!!

I'm not going to lie, I was watching her the whole time.