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Scr--experts say that gonorrhea may soon be resistant to its only known treatment. Not good, considering the bacterial infection--which can be transmitted unknowingly through vaginal, oral, or anal sex--is estimated to infect more than 700,000 people in the U.S. each year, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).
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700,000 people in the US each year? :shock:


If I were 17, I'd be using a full body condom. :lol:
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Hey there swingin' bachelors
Are you tired of the steady drip
Drip, drip of Gonorrhea?
Then Peter Rooter's for you

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Too many idiots not complying with the instructions for the antibiotics. :ohno: When they don't take enough of the drug, the bacteria with higher tolerance to the drug survive, multiply, and spread to whoever else that person has sexual contact with.
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I had gonnorhea so many times I should get a fvcking medal for it. I particularly enjoyed the Subic Bay strain. Hell I probably single handedly created 20 different antibiotic resistant strains. I was like a human Petri dish in the 80s.
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Pwns wrote:Too many idiots not complying with the instructions for the antibiotics. :ohno: When they don't take enough of the drug, the bacteria with higher tolerance to the drug survive, multiply, and spread to whoever else that person has sexual contact with.
In the tertiary stages you start to ramble and verbally ejaculate nonsensical utterances; so finish your antibiotics if you don't want to go through life sounding like ALPACAJIZZ1. :coffee:
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Gil Dobie wrote:Hey there swingin' bachelors
Are you tired of the steady drip
Drip, drip of Gonorrhea?
Then Peter Rooter's for you

Peter Rooter, that's the name
You just flush your troubles
Down the drain
Rotten Peter, rotten Peter, rotten Peter
Hey, hey, my, my.

This is the story of a Johnny Rotten...Johnny Rotten...rotten Johnny.
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Simple Eliminate extramarital sex. Everybody stays a virgin until they are married. Then when they're married they only have sex with their spouse. Then when your spouse dies nobody has sex until they are married again. Voila! Gonorrhea eliminated!

Just do what the Pope tells you to do and this problem, like so many others, would be a thing of the past.
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JohnStOnge wrote:Simple Eliminate extramarital sex. Everybody stays a virgin until they are married. Then when they're married they only have sex with their spouse. Then when your spouse dies nobody has sex until they are married again. Voila! Gonorrhea eliminated!

Just do what the Pope tells you to do and this problem, like so many others, would be a thing of the past.
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Vidav wrote:
JohnStOnge wrote:Simple Eliminate extramarital sex. Everybody stays a virgin until they are married. Then when they're married they only have sex with their spouse. Then when your spouse dies nobody has sex until they are married again. Voila! Gonorrhea eliminated!

Just do what the Pope tells you to do and this problem, like so many others, would be a thing of the past.
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Well it's true Vidav. If we could somehow get 100% of the people to adhere to strict, puritan morality as far as sexual behavior goes there would be no sexually transmitted disease. It would become a thing of the past.
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JohnStOnge wrote:
Vidav wrote:
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Well it's true Vidav. If we could somehow get 100% of the people to adhere to strict, puritan morality as far as sexual behavior goes there would be no sexually transmitted disease. It would become a thing of the past.
And you never once had sex or was given a BJ until you were married. YEAH, I will believe that when Ursus marries a flat chested gal.
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And you never once had sex or was given a BJ until you were married. YEAH, I will believe that when Ursus marries a flat chested gal.
Not saying that at all. I''m not saying I am or was any different. Only reason I didn't have a lot more extra marital sex than I had is that I wasn't good at seducing women. I'm just saying that when you stand back and look at it the puritanical, only in marriage, approach would eliminate sexually transmitted disease if it could somehow be applied in 100% of cases. Nobody would have sex until they were married. So every time you'd have a pair have sex they'd have never have had sex with anybody else. It'd be the end fo Gonorrhea.

Of course the existence of Gonorrhea tells you that our species has never been successful in accomplishing that.
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JohnStOnge wrote:
And you never once had sex or was given a BJ until you were married. YEAH, I will believe that when Ursus marries a flat chested gal.
Not saying that at all. I''m not saying I am or was any different. Only reason I didn't have a lot more extra marital sex than I had is that I wasn't good at seducing women. I'm just saying that when you stand back and look at it the puritanical, only in marriage, approach would eliminate sexually transmitted disease if it could somehow be applied in 100% of cases. Nobody would have sex until they were married. So every time you'd have a pair have sex they'd have never have had sex with anybody else. It'd be the end fo Gonorrhea.

Of course the existence of Gonorrhea tells you that our species has never been successful in accomplishing that.
Then don't give out advice if you don't/didn't follow your own. :roll:
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Then don't give out advice if you don't/didn't follow your own.
Ok so suppose you and I are in a room. I take out a big knife and chop my penis off.

Then I say, "Don't chop your penis off?"

Is my advice bad just because I didn't follow it myself?
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JohnStOnge wrote:
Then don't give out advice if you don't/didn't follow your own.
Ok so suppose you and I are in a room. I take out a big knife and chop my penis off.

Then I say, "Don't chop your penis off?"

Is my advice bad just because I didn't follow it myself?
WOW. Just WOW.
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WOW. Just WOW.
Well, think about the question. People do the thing all the time where they dismiss advice or principle because a person touting the advice or principle doesn't follow the advice or principle themselves. But is that really valid?

The validity of advice or principle has nothing to do with whether someone touting it follows the advice or principle themselves. Absolutely nothing.
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JohnStOnge wrote:
WOW. Just WOW.
Well, think about the question. People do the thing all the time where they dismiss advice or principle because a person touting the advice or principle doesn't follow the advice or principle themselves. But is that really valid?

The validity of advice or principle has nothing to do with whether someone touting it follows the advice or principle themselves. Absolutely nothing.
HAHAHA. Thanks for the great laugh!
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JohnStOnge wrote:Simple Eliminate extramarital sex. Everybody stays a virgin until they are married. Then when they're married they only have sex with their spouse. Then when your spouse dies nobody has sex until they are married again. Voila! Gonorrhea eliminated!

Just do what the Pope tells you to do and this problem, like so many others, would be a thing of the past.
Or you can obtain "friends with benefits" instead of just "hooking up".
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Got the drip the first day I step foot on the college campus. :nod:
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D1B wrote:Got the drip the first day I step foot on the college campus. :nod:
Abstain from sex with D1B, end of story :kisswink:
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JohnStOnge wrote:
Vidav wrote:
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Well it's true Vidav. If we could somehow get 100% of the people to adhere to strict, puritan morality as far as sexual behavior goes there would be no sexually transmitted disease. It would become a thing of the past.
But that's not biological is it? I mean us primates were meant to sleep around right? Once could even go as far as to say sexual monogamy is a genetic disorder. :coffee:
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JohnStOnge wrote:
Only reason I didn't have a lot more extra marital sex than I had is that I wasn't good at seducing women.
That's because you can't say "hi honey" in less than 50 fvcking paragraphs.
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CID1990 wrote:
JohnStOnge wrote:
That's because you can't say "hi honey" in less than 50 fvcking paragraphs.
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