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Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...
In a new study by The University of Wyoming a new species of mostly vegan Northern Gray Wolves were released into Yellowstone Park on December 1st. The quantity of wolves is still being concealed in an effort to protect them from hunting and human predation, but we have been informed that a percentage of the adult females are not all vegan, two have been identified as an obscure breed of gluten free vegetarian's


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Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...
Trouble is there is no vegetation left in Yellowstone, all has been devoured by bison, and lake trout.
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Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...
Kalm will be buying a hunting license.Chizzang wrote:In a new study by The University of Wyoming a new species of mostly vegan Northern Gray Wolves were released into Yellowstone Park on December 1st. The quantity of wolves is still being concealed in an effort to protect them from hunting and human predation, but we have been informed that a percentage of the adult females are not all vegan, two have been identified as an obscure breed of gluten free vegetarian's
No need to troll
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."
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Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...
The wolves have been seen cultivating small gardens...Wedgebuster wrote:Trouble is there is no vegetation left in Yellowstone, all has been devoured by bison, and lake trout.
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Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...
Chizzang wrote:The wolves have been seen cultivating small gardens...Wedgebuster wrote:Trouble is there is no vegetation left in Yellowstone, all has been devoured by bison, and lake trout.
You mean, I've been seen?

..and they know about my little gardens??
Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...
Better forage is on its way back in Yellowstone.Wedgebuster wrote:Trouble is there is no vegetation left in Yellowstone, all has been devoured by bison, and lake trout.

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Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...
Those are some smart wolves, realizing that gluten free is the way to go. They will be less gassy and their turds will be more solid and easier to scoop out of the garden.grizzaholic wrote:Kalm will be buying a hunting license.Chizzang wrote:In a new study by The University of Wyoming a new species of mostly vegan Northern Gray Wolves were released into Yellowstone Park on December 1st. The quantity of wolves is still being concealed in an effort to protect them from hunting and human predation, but we have been informed that a percentage of the adult females are not all vegan, two have been identified as an obscure breed of gluten free vegetarian's
No need to troll
But as for GF vegetarians? You're confusing me with Mark and that's a tough road to hoe. I'm highly carnivorous.
But way to poke fun at a serious gastro issue for Ibanez. Nice troll anyway.
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Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...
I didn't make a mistake. I will stand by my post. You and Mark are one in the same..you just have one less ball than him.kalm wrote:Those are some smart wolves, realizing that gluten free is the way to go. They will be less gassy and their turds will be more solid and easier to scoop out of the garden.grizzaholic wrote:
Kalm will be buying a hunting license.
No need to troll
But as for GF vegetarians? You're confusing me with Mark and that's a tough road to hoe. I'm highly carnivorous.![]()
But way to poke fun at a serious gastro issue for Ibanez. Nice troll anyway.
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."
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Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...
False...he has better taste in women's shoes and I don't wear bow ties. Quit stereotyping.grizzaholic wrote:I didn't make a mistake. I will stand by my post. You and Mark are one in the same..you just have one less ball than him.kalm wrote:
Those are some smart wolves, realizing that gluten free is the way to go. They will be less gassy and their turds will be more solid and easier to scoop out of the garden.
But as for GF vegetarians? You're confusing me with Mark and that's a tough road to hoe. I'm highly carnivorous.![]()
But way to poke fun at a serious gastro issue for Ibanez. Nice troll anyway.
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Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...
I will quit stereotyping as long as you don't let EWU shit themselves today like the Bobcats did last night.kalm wrote:False...he has better taste in women's shoes and I don't wear bow ties. Quit stereotyping.grizzaholic wrote:
I didn't make a mistake. I will stand by my post. You and Mark are one in the same..you just have one less ball than him.
"What I'm saying is: You might have taken care of your wolf problem, but everyone around town is going to think of you as the crazy son of a bitch who bought land mines to get rid of wolves."
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Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...
grizzaholic wrote:I will quit stereotyping as long as you don't let EWU shit themselves today like the Bobcats did last night.kalm wrote:
False...he has better taste in women's shoes and I don't wear bow ties. Quit stereotyping.






