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Baldy and BDSMFUCK, you better have a pallet of Kleenex nearby. :nod:
RACINE, Wisc. — A judge has ordered a dead-beat Wisconsin dad to, in effect, keep it in his pants until he pays nearly $100,000 in back child support and interest.

According to the Racine Journal Times, Corey Curtis, 44, had fathered nine children with six different women, and owed around $50,000 in back child support and another $40,000 in interest. So Judge Tim Boyle sentenced Curtis to three years of probation for failure to pay – with the stipulation that he isn’t allowed to have any more children until he supports the ones he already has.

In October, Curtis pleaded no contest to felony bail jumping and misdemeanor failure to pay child support.

“It’s too bad the court doesn’t have the authority to sterilize,” said Judge Boyle. “Common sense dictates you shouldn’t have kids you can’t afford.”

The Wisconsin Supreme Court ruled in 2001 that courts have the ability to put conditions regarding procreation in a probation sentence.
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You're welcome.... :coffee:
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Here's one for BDSFUQ and Alphagriz:

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Looks like a Citadel tailgater....
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D1B wrote:Baldy and BDSMFUCK, you better have a pallet of Kleenex nearby. :nod:
RACINE, Wisc. — A judge has ordered a dead-beat Wisconsin dad to, in effect, keep it in his pants until he pays nearly $100,000 in back child support and interest.

According to the Racine Journal Times, Corey Curtis, 44, had fathered nine children with six different women, and owed around $50,000 in back child support and another $40,000 in interest. So Judge Tim Boyle sentenced Curtis to three years of probation for failure to pay – with the stipulation that he isn’t allowed to have any more children until he supports the ones he already has.

In October, Curtis pleaded no contest to felony bail jumping and misdemeanor failure to pay child support.

“It’s too bad the court doesn’t have the authority to sterilize,” said Judge Boyle. “Common sense dictates you shouldn’t have kids you can’t afford.”

The Wisconsin Supreme Court ruled in 2001 that courts have the ability to put conditions regarding procreation in a probation sentence.
http://fox4kc.com/2012/12/04/judge-no-m ... d-support/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
You're welcome.... :coffee:
The sterialization comment was dumb but Boyle is right, you shouldn't have kids you can't afford. :coffee:
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More conk porn:

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There's nothing inherently conk about that statement. It's just common sense. You shouldn't have kids you know you can't afford. It's not like we all don't know what causes them. The forced sterilization part could be far left or right. Eh... :coffee:
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death dealer wrote:There's nothing inherently conk about that statement. It's just common sense. You shouldn't have kids you know you can't afford. It's not like we all don't know what causes them. The forced sterilization part could be far left or right. Eh... :coffee:
I know... I was like: Holy crap I'm a Conk..!!! :shock:
Oh wait, that's common sense not porn

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Chizzang wrote:
death dealer wrote:There's nothing inherently conk about that statement. It's just common sense. You shouldn't have kids you know you can't afford. It's not like we all don't know what causes them. The forced sterilization part could be far left or right. Eh... :coffee:


I believe there should be a whole list of things you can't do if you're delinquent on Child Support

Other than pay rent on a studio apartment, utilities (elec/water/sewer) on said studio, and Ramen noodles?

Yup, list ends there.
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dbackjon wrote:
Chizzang wrote:


I believe there should be a whole list of things you can't do if you're delinquent on Child Support

Other than pay rent on a studio apartment, utilities (elec/water/sewer) on said studio, and Ramen noodles?

Yup, list ends there.
There are some perfectly good men's shelters that will let you have a bunk for nothing. :coffee: When you have kids, you stop being the number one priority in your life. I would crawl through a mile of shit laced with battery acid before I would let one of my children go a second without someting they need. :nod:

(Notice I said need. I am a firm believer in not overindulging kids. You just create little narcissists otherwise, but that's a different thread.)
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death dealer wrote:
dbackjon wrote:

Other than pay rent on a studio apartment, utilities (elec/water/sewer) on said studio, and Ramen noodles?

Yup, list ends there.
There are some perfectly good men's shelters that will let you have a bunk for nothing. :coffee: When you have kids, you stop being the number one priority in your life. I would crawl through a mile of shit laced with battery acid before I would let one of my children go a second without someting they need. :nod:

(Notice I said need. I am a firm believer in not overindulging kids. You just create little narcissists otherwise, but that's a different thread.)
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death dealer wrote:There's nothing inherently conk about that statement. It's just common sense. You shouldn't have kids you know you can't afford. It's not like we all don't know what causes them. The forced sterilization part could be far left or right. Eh... :coffee:
Actually, it is a conk position. I know a lot of progressives, some of them single women, who are angry that they can't afford to have children and believe that they should be able to have children with full government financial support.
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CitadelGrad wrote:
death dealer wrote:There's nothing inherently conk about that statement. It's just common sense. You shouldn't have kids you know you can't afford. It's not like we all don't know what causes them. The forced sterilization part could be far left or right. Eh... :coffee:
Actually, it is a conk position. I know a lot of progressives, some of them single women, who are angry that they can't afford to have children and believe that they should be able to have children with full government financial support.
And I know a lot of white trash, "conservative", welfare getting, chain smoking mommas who loaded their baby, who just finished drinking a bottle of WIC milk, in their baby's daddy's truck and drove from their govt subsidized section 8 trailer to vote against that n****r because he weren't no American! So I don't wanna hear about how awful the progressives are. Fuck. :ohno:

This country is full of fucking hypocrites, and at least half of them claim to be "conservatives". :coffee:
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death dealer wrote:
This country is full of fucking hypocrites, and at least half of them claim to be "conservatives". :coffee:
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Chizzang wrote:
death dealer wrote:
This country is full of fucking hypocrites, and at least half of them claim to be "conservatives". :coffee:
PURE GOLD...
Yup.
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More eye candy for you conks:

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Enjoy, conks. :thumb:
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D1B wrote:More eye candy for you conks:


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* I apologize for the vegetables.
I didn't know meat was a conk thing. :?
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SDHornet wrote:
D1B wrote:More eye candy for you conks:


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* I apologize for the vegetables.
I didn't know meat was a conk thing. :?
I think meat preference is only true if you are a an older fundamentalist white conk. And even then, it's just man-meat, preferably served in a toilet. So yeah, I don't get where he's going there either. :suspicious:

Oh! And Catholic priests! They seem to love man-meat too. Although they seem to prefer the veal variety. :popcorn:
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death dealer wrote:
CitadelGrad wrote:
Actually, it is a conk position. I know a lot of progressives, some of them single women, who are angry that they can't afford to have children and believe that they should be able to have children with full government financial support.
And I know a lot of white trash, "conservative", welfare getting, chain smoking mommas who loaded their baby, who just finished drinking a bottle of WIC milk, in their baby's daddy's truck and drove from their govt subsidized section 8 trailer to vote against that n****r because he weren't no American! So I don't wanna hear about how awful the progressives are. Fuck. :ohno:

This country is full of fucking hypocrites, and at least half of them claim to be "conservatives". :coffee:
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D1B wrote:Here's one for BDSFUQ and Alphagriz:

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Looks like a Citadel tailgater....

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93henfan wrote:
D1B wrote:Here's one for BDSFUQ and Alphagriz:

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Looks like a Citadel tailgater....

Chick in the black dress: "Dammit, they just killed the two biggest peckers in Mayberry. Back to my vibrator!"
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More conk porn....enjoy, conks...

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SDHornet wrote:
D1B wrote:More eye candy for you conks:


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* I apologize for the vegetables.
I didn't know meat was a conk thing. :?
It is.

Typical Conk Diet
1. Lipitor
2. Red Meat
3. Scotch or Beer
4. Cigars
5. Semen
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D1B wrote:
SDHornet wrote: I didn't know meat was a conk thing. :?
It is.

Typical Conk Diet
1. Lipitor
2. Red Meat
3. Scotch or Beer
4. Cigars
5. Semen
1-4 are BS! :tothehand:
1. I have plenty of fat Yankee transplant liberals on Lipitor in my practice.
2. :roll:
3. I think you are mixing up scotch and bourbon.
4. While I'm sure that many conks use cigars to satiate their innate desire to have long hard cylindrical objects between their lips, don't disparage the artwork of those little brown Cuban ladies like that. :ohno:
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This thread makes me happy...
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