Paul Ryan's Lies

[D1B]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pASJfMpG10[/youtube]

Ryan Lies

Sung to the tune of the Eagles "Lyin Eyes"

The USA just didn’t find out early
Paul Ryan ran a sub 8 minute mile
A Rich old Man named Mitt
Paul won’t have to worry
As he lies to hide his extreme right wing style

Late at night, a GOP house gets lonely
Every form of obstruction has its price
It breaks Paul’s heart to change beliefs like he has
To run with a man who’s heart’s as cold as ice.

So he tells his wife he’s gonna be the VP
Running with a goof who acts just like a clown
But she knows where he’s goin as he’s leavin,
He’s headed to the fibbing side of town.

Chorus:

You can’t Hide Your Ryan Lies
Keep your laws from between our thighs
We thought by now you’d realize
There aint no way to Hide Your Ryan Lies

On the other side of town a Koch is waiting
With evil eyes and cash he’d like to steal
He drives home through the night masturbating
Cause Koch made him feel the way he wants to feel.

He rushes to his mom
They cry together
He whispers that he’ll only use her for awhile
She says that soon she’ll join him on the bus tour
He goes away and leaves her with a smile

Repeat Chorus

Paul gets up and pours himself a strong one
He stares out at the stars up in the sky
Next confession, is gonna be a long one
He whips his back and hangs his head to cry.

He wonders how he ever got this crazy
He thinks about Rove and grabs his tool
Did he always hate the poor and the disabled
He’s so far gone, like Mitt he’s just a fool

My, oh my, Mitt sure knows how to screw things
He set it up so well, so carefully
Ain’t it funny how your new life didn’t change things
You’re still the same old prick you used to be

Chorus

[JoltinJoe]

This guy needs to get a life.

[D1B]

This guy needs to get a life.

You are probably right, but Ryan is a piece of conservative shit and ultimately lost the election for Romney.

He was a bad pick and Biden did gore him (pardon the pun) in that debate.

[AZGrizFan]

This guy needs to get a life.

You are probably right, but Ryan is a piece of conservative shit and ultimately lost the election for Romney.

He was a bad pick and Biden did gore him (pardon the pun) in that debate.

Didn't watch the VP debate, wasn't thrilled with the Ryan pick as VP candidate. Always thought the GOP needed to send a message to the Latino population and that the best pick would have been Rubio. Not even sure that would have gotten Romney over the top, but it would have tightened things up in states like FL, CO, NV, NM that ultimately ALL went to Obama.

[D1B]

You are probably right, but Ryan is a piece of conservative shit and ultimately lost the election for Romney.

He was a bad pick and Biden did gore him (pardon the pun) in that debate.

Didn't watch the VP debate, wasn't thrilled with the Ryan pick as VP candidate. Always thought the GOP needed to send a message to the Latino population and that the best pick would have been Rubio. Not even sure that would have gotten Romney over the top, but it would have tightened things up in states like FL, CO, NV, NM that ultimately ALL went to Obama.

Rubio would have been a great pick. Romney was a lock until Ryan entered the picture. Too fucking conservative/divisive for nation fed up with conservatives/divisiveness.

[AZGrizFan]

Didn't watch the VP debate, wasn't thrilled with the Ryan pick as VP candidate. Always thought the GOP needed to send a message to the Latino population and that the best pick would have been Rubio. Not even sure that would have gotten Romney over the top, but it would have tightened things up in states like FL, CO, NV, NM that ultimately ALL went to Obama.

Rubio would have been a great pick. Romney was a lock until Ryan entered the picture. Too fucking conservative/divisive for nation fed up with conservatives/divisiveness.

Actually, Romney was a lock until Sandy entered the picture.

Just ask Chris Matthews.

[D1B]

Rubio would have been a great pick. Romney was a lock until Ryan entered the picture. Too fucking conservative/divisive for nation fed up with conservatives/divisiveness.

Actually, Romney was a lock until Sandy entered the picture.

Just ask Chris Matthews.

It was gonna be tough for Romney since day one with those beady, lifeless eyes, nervous chatter spoon fed to him by coal magnates, and those fucking gray sideburns and $15,000 suits.

He looks exactly like the guy who stole everyone's home, home equity, job, children's educations, standard of living, retirement and 401K 4 years ago. This guy:



What does he do? He pick a clone as VP.



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