Daylight Getting Shorter In Northern Hemisphere

[SeattleGriz]

Why is the daylight disappearing faster the farther north you go? Is it due to the weight of the illegal immigrants in the southern US slowing down the rotation of the earth?

No. It's the weight of the rapidly growing Muslim population. Seems that not enough of them are taking advantage of the 72 virgins guarantee.

Are we then in danger of becoming too heavy on one side of the world which will cause that portion of the Earth to rotate and stay on the bottom? Very similar to how Guam is in danger of flipping over due to it's enormous amount of people.

[Seahawks08]

I predict daylight getting continuously shorter until about the 21st of December. Then the conspiracy will be over and daylight will begin to extend a little each day.

There's only one problem with this scenario...there won't be any days left after december 21st.

[CAA Flagship]

I predict daylight getting continuously shorter until about the 21st of December. Then the conspiracy will be over and daylight will begin to extend a little each day.

There's only one problem with this scenario...there won't be any days left after december 21st.

Wait. It's not the Joos. It's the Mayans. Think about it for a second. Do you have an increasing number of Mexican Restaurants in your town? I'm sure the answer is yes. Well those are not Mexicans working there. They are Mayans that have been dispersed to report on the "end of civilization".
Son of a Bitch. It's all clear now. I swear, I'm going to stop eating at these restaurants.........after tomorrow........no, starting next week.........next month. Damn I love the free chips and salsa. I don't care for the white stuff though. What is that, southwestern ranch? Meh. I like the habanero sauce also. I'm generally not happy unless my head is on fire. Wait. Maybe that is what the Mayans want.
Where is our resident conspiracy expert?

[death dealer]

I predict daylight getting continuously shorter until about the 21st of December. Then the conspiracy will be over and daylight will begin to extend a little each day.

Well if that's the case, I will cut down a big tree, light it on fire, slaughter a young goat, and throw a three day feast with some sweet meade and good strong grog in celebration of the return of the son god.

Can I come? Please! Please! Please!

[CID1990]

So I'm sitting outside right now, watching and waiting to see if the sun goes down a minute earlier. AGAIN!

And I notice that all the planes flying overhead look to be spraying something. I mean, there are **** BIG WHITE LINES EVERYWHERE!!! What is that stuff they're spraying? Also, I see no markings at all on these planes and they appear to possibly be missiles or drones. Granted, they're 30,000+ feet up, but from here I see NO MARKINGS on these MISSILE/DRONES.

Jews.

Did you also notice that this weird sh!t with the sun always starts happening in October?

It's a schedule, I tell you....